Blue Heelers Quotes
Mr. Marchand: Oh, this is considerate of you.
Jonesy: Excuse me?
Mr. Marchand (about Amy): Bringing a pretty one with you.
Amy: I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.
Mr. Marchand: Bowel or bladder?
Jonesy: Excuse me?
Mr. Marchand (about Amy): Bringing a pretty one with you.
Amy: I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.
Mr. Marchand: Bowel or bladder?
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Amy: The gun, Mr. Marchand.
Mr. Marchand: Oh, no, mine's much bigger than that!
Amy (extrememly frustrated): Listen to me you pathetic little man, I strongly suggest you stop the sad jokes and start taking this seriously.
Mr. Marchand: Oh, no, mine's much bigger than that!
Amy (extrememly frustrated): Listen to me you pathetic little man, I strongly suggest you stop the sad jokes and start taking this seriously.
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Joss: Just supposing a copper put some money on a race, and it turned out it was fixed...he'd be in the poo, wouldn't he?
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Alex (to Matt): I don't know whether to commend you for your bravery, or kick you up the arse for being so stupid!
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Tom: Amy told you?
Chris: Actually, the paperboy told me; Amy merely confirmed it.
Chris: Actually, the paperboy told me; Amy merely confirmed it.
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Tom: I'll be in very good hands; I'm taking Acting Sergeant Kirby.
Alex: What?
Tom: I'll even let you drive!
Alex: What?
Tom: I'll even let you drive!
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Kelly: Bon Vi Vont? That's a bit classy for you, isn't it?
Joss: That's right, because I'm a very classy person.
Joss: That's right, because I'm a very classy person.
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Amy: Don't tell me you were outrun by a 19-year-old with a bad hangover?!
Jonesy: He had a headstart!
Jonesy: He had a headstart!
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[Matt has just found the knife under the dumpster.]
Amy: Good work, Matt. Shoot it and bag it.
Matt (to Kelly and Joss): It was down there.
Amy: Good work, Matt. Shoot it and bag it.
Matt (to Kelly and Joss): It was down there.
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[Awkward silence.]
Joss: Oh, sorry, I thought there was going to be more to the question...Yes?
Joss: Oh, sorry, I thought there was going to be more to the question...Yes?
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Kelly: She's a bit...
Joss: What?
Kelly: ...Outta your league.
Joss (scoffs): How's that?
Kelly: She's pretty classy.
Joss: What, and I'm not?
Joss: What?
Kelly: ...Outta your league.
Joss (scoffs): How's that?
Kelly: She's pretty classy.
Joss: What, and I'm not?
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[Jonesy is pacing back and forth.]
Amy: I'd kill for a coffee...
Jonesy: Can we not talk about any sort of liquid?
Amy (laughs): Just go behind a tree! Isn't that one of the main perks of being a man?
Amy: I'd kill for a coffee...
Jonesy: Can we not talk about any sort of liquid?
Amy (laughs): Just go behind a tree! Isn't that one of the main perks of being a man?
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Alex: I could have ended up in the morgue. Then who would have looked after my kid?
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Jonesy (about Alex): He's still sedated. He doesn't know what he's saying.
Tom: He knows exactly what he's saying. And I agree with him.
Tom: He knows exactly what he's saying. And I agree with him.
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[Amy walks in on Tom having a drink.]
Amy: Is that such a good idea?
Tom: Fifteen year old scotch is always a good idea.
Amy: Maybe not after a prostate operation.
Amy: Is that such a good idea?
Tom: Fifteen year old scotch is always a good idea.
Amy: Maybe not after a prostate operation.
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[Tom pushes scotch over his desk towards Amy.]
Amy: What are we drinking to?
Tom: No more talk about cancer, operations or anything to do with my health. Deal?
Amy: Deal.
Amy: What are we drinking to?
Tom: No more talk about cancer, operations or anything to do with my health. Deal?
Amy: Deal.
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Rory: She likes me, she thinks I'm okay.
Alex: You think she's okay too, don't you? Suuuuusie!
Alex: You think she's okay too, don't you? Suuuuusie!
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