Big Time Rush Quotes

Carlos and James: (inside an elevator) You did not see a cow. YOU DID NOT SEE A COW!

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Kelly: Kiss your mother, Hortense!

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Kendall: Hey, Mrs. Diamond. Me, Carlos and Hortense are here to see James.
Brooke: I don't like the name Hortense. Call him Logan from now on.

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Brooke: Snowboarding is too dangerous. You will all take ballet lessons.
Boys: Alright.
Carlos: I'll learn how to pirouette.

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Gustavo: Just tell her no.
Boys: (shocked)
James: You don't tell my mom no.
Logan: You just don't do it.

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Mrs. Knight: I'm sorry guys.
The guys: (inside the bouncy house)Help us!
Mrs. Knight: I can't go up against Brooke, she scares me! But James can.
James: No James can't.

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Mrs. Diamond: That's the best mother's day gift I ever got!!(crying)
James: So you'll let me stay?
Mrs. Diamond: No.
Kelly: But you're crying!
Mrs. Diamond: Oh, I put cosmetics eye cream on this morning! The burning means it's working!

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Carlos: It'd be AWFUL if they didn't hire you.
Others: Carlos. (Jo looks worried)
Carlos: I mean, you get this close to the role of a lifetime and NOT get it?
Others: CARLOS!

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Jo: Hello? ... Uh huh... I got the part? !(the boys shoot confetti) It's a three-movie deal?! (the boys shoot confetti) It's shooting in New Zealand for three years? (the boys shoot confetti, Kendall looks worried) They want me to leave this week? (Jo and Kendall look worried at each other)
Carlos: Aw YESSS!

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Carlos: Oh... (turns to Kendall)

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Carlos: You go to New Zealand for three years and your relationship is (makes squishy sound with his mouth)
Kendall and Jo: CARLOS!

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Kendall: This oppertunity only comes ONCE in a lifetime.
Jo: Maybe you only come once in a lifetime...

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