Big Time Rush Quotes
Carlos: Is the bad stuff over?
James: PS: "We promise we'll help you!"
Kendall: What did we tell you about making promises you can't keep?!
James: PS: "We promise we'll help you!"
Kendall: What did we tell you about making promises you can't keep?!
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Camille: So are you mad about what James told you?
Logan: We're cool. I mean, I was a little upset at first, but he was honest with me.
Camille: You were only a little upset?
Logan: Hey, if he wants to put his mouth on something worn out and gross, that's his problem.
Camille: Excuse me?!
Logan: Pfft. I was about to dump it anyway.
Camille: Oh? Well, if you were going to dump me anyway, maybe i'm glad James and I kissed!
Logan: ...You and James kissed???
James: Look on the bright side, now you don't need a new toothbrush. (Logan is about to punch him)
Bitters: Ooooooh, this is getting good.
Logan: We're cool. I mean, I was a little upset at first, but he was honest with me.
Camille: You were only a little upset?
Logan: Hey, if he wants to put his mouth on something worn out and gross, that's his problem.
Camille: Excuse me?!
Logan: Pfft. I was about to dump it anyway.
Camille: Oh? Well, if you were going to dump me anyway, maybe i'm glad James and I kissed!
Logan: ...You and James kissed???
James: Look on the bright side, now you don't need a new toothbrush. (Logan is about to punch him)
Bitters: Ooooooh, this is getting good.
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Sasha: [crying]
Carlos: What's wrong!?
Sasha: [through sobbing] I don't know! I just cry all the time and for no reason!
Carlos: That's how I know you care.
Carlos: What's wrong!?
Sasha: [through sobbing] I don't know! I just cry all the time and for no reason!
Carlos: That's how I know you care.
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Miles Bainbridge: And a musical performance by the greatest band in the history of the world, Big Time Rush. (Jane Kennedy spits her coffee out)
James: (enters the room with the boys) Be in the greatest band in the history of the world? Check.
James: (enters the room with the boys) Be in the greatest band in the history of the world? Check.
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Gustavo: (panicked) Okay. The dogs...are clearly gonna get arrested. And not perform. So um, WHAT DO WE DO?!?
Kelly: We just have to ace the rest of Griffin's evaluation.
Griffin: D! (Gustavo and Kelly turn to him) You just failed my secret test! (his assistant shows an iSlab with a "D" mark)
Gustavo: WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST?!?
Griffin: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
Kelly: We just have to ace the rest of Griffin's evaluation.
Griffin: D! (Gustavo and Kelly turn to him) You just failed my secret test! (his assistant shows an iSlab with a "D" mark)
Gustavo: WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST?!?
Griffin: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
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Miles: This just in: Big Time Rush...ROCKS!!!!!!!(AM LA's credits roll)
Griffin: Yes...Big Time Rush does rock.
Gustavo: Boom!
Game designers: What about us?
Griffin: How about I get you all virtual offices? (an employee tosses them two pairs of 3D glasses)
Game designers: SWEET!
Griffin: Yes...Big Time Rush does rock.
Gustavo: Boom!
Game designers: What about us?
Griffin: How about I get you all virtual offices? (an employee tosses them two pairs of 3D glasses)
Game designers: SWEET!
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Carlos: (dressed as a cop with a mustache) We gotta cut three more minutes from the show to perform.
Kendall: (dressed as Abraham Lincoln) Then "Operation: We Love Ed Begley Jr But We Have To Cut His Segment Short to Perform" is underway.
Logan: (dressed as a pharoah) Okay, next time i'm in charge of operation naming! (gets slapped by James) Owwwwwwww...what'd you do that for?
James: (dresses as a fisherman) Number eleven: Slap a pharoah. Check.
Kendall: (dressed as Abraham Lincoln) Then "Operation: We Love Ed Begley Jr But We Have To Cut His Segment Short to Perform" is underway.
Logan: (dressed as a pharoah) Okay, next time i'm in charge of operation naming! (gets slapped by James) Owwwwwwww...what'd you do that for?
James: (dresses as a fisherman) Number eleven: Slap a pharoah. Check.
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Kelly: (about Bunny Carlos) Well, he's cute, but...not a boy!
Gustavo: I know that!
Bunny Carlos: I wanna be famous!
Gustavo: Sings good, though. TRY AGAIN!
Gustavo: I know that!
Bunny Carlos: I wanna be famous!
Gustavo: Sings good, though. TRY AGAIN!
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Muffy: Have you seen a vampire? He's about, like, eight feet tall, really hot.
Jo: No. But, I think I know where I can find him. And my boyfriend. (catches the wooden stake Muffy threw to her and storms away)
Jo: No. But, I think I know where I can find him. And my boyfriend. (catches the wooden stake Muffy threw to her and storms away)
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Kendall: I do have something to tell you.
Jo: What? That you're breaking up with me?
Griffin: Is this story going to take long? I kind of have a big night planned here.
Kendall: (intense music plays) Jo... (pauses) I'm a werewolf.
Jo: ...Duh!
Kendall: Come again?
Jo: You think I didn't notice all the hair on your clothes, chasing cars while we're on dates, that weird marking your territory thing?
Kendall: [scoffs a little to himself] So you're okay with this?
Jo: Why do you think I always bring a frisbee when we hang out? (she hugs him)
Griffin: Very touching. But the last time I checked, it's not Valentine's Day. It's Halloween! Now, you have rich people to impress!
Jo: What? That you're breaking up with me?
Griffin: Is this story going to take long? I kind of have a big night planned here.
Kendall: (intense music plays) Jo... (pauses) I'm a werewolf.
Jo: ...Duh!
Kendall: Come again?
Jo: You think I didn't notice all the hair on your clothes, chasing cars while we're on dates, that weird marking your territory thing?
Kendall: [scoffs a little to himself] So you're okay with this?
Jo: Why do you think I always bring a frisbee when we hang out? (she hugs him)
Griffin: Very touching. But the last time I checked, it's not Valentine's Day. It's Halloween! Now, you have rich people to impress!
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Jo: I can explain!
James and Logan: Okay, explain.
Kendall: Guys, I can handle this. (to Jo, with his arms crossed) ...Okay, explain!
Jo: I can't.
James and Logan: Okay, explain.
Kendall: Guys, I can handle this. (to Jo, with his arms crossed) ...Okay, explain!
Jo: I can't.
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Kendall: Can I hit him now?
Jo: Go ahead.
Kendall: (starts to lunge for him, but is grabbed by security) Where did they come from?!
Jo: Go ahead.
Kendall: (starts to lunge for him, but is grabbed by security) Where did they come from?!
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Kelly: The guys are late, and they're not picking up their cell phones!
Gustavo: Oh, that's 'cause I gave them the day off for pranking.
Kelly: WHAT? We've got a ton of work to do!
Gustavo: Kelly...pranks are a rite of passage for the young male.
Kelly: Really! I can't wait to not hear any more of this story!
Gustavo: FINE. Now, PLEASE be USEFUL, and go get me some sugar...for my coffee! (he taps the lid of his cup. She gives an "ugh" look) A thank you. (Kelly walks over to the cupboard, puts her papers down and opens the door only to have lots of sugar packets falling on her. Gustavo watches in amusement as she falls to the floor) The sugar packet pile-on! A Gustavo Rocque classic. (she stands up and spits out the packets) You got PRANKED! (he points at her and she glares at him)
Gustavo: Oh, that's 'cause I gave them the day off for pranking.
Kelly: WHAT? We've got a ton of work to do!
Gustavo: Kelly...pranks are a rite of passage for the young male.
Kelly: Really! I can't wait to not hear any more of this story!
Gustavo: FINE. Now, PLEASE be USEFUL, and go get me some sugar...for my coffee! (he taps the lid of his cup. She gives an "ugh" look) A thank you. (Kelly walks over to the cupboard, puts her papers down and opens the door only to have lots of sugar packets falling on her. Gustavo watches in amusement as she falls to the floor) The sugar packet pile-on! A Gustavo Rocque classic. (she stands up and spits out the packets) You got PRANKED! (he points at her and she glares at him)
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Logan: AHH! Everything looks pink!
Dr. Hollywood: I'm a doctor! I can fix this! (takes eyedrops out of pocket and gives them to Logan)
Logan: Ahhhh, now everything looks blue!
Dr. Hollywood: Well, what color do you want?
Logan: Oh, I don't know, ALL OF THEM?!?!?!
Dr. Hollywood: I'm a doctor! I can fix this! (takes eyedrops out of pocket and gives them to Logan)
Logan: Ahhhh, now everything looks blue!
Dr. Hollywood: Well, what color do you want?
Logan: Oh, I don't know, ALL OF THEM?!?!?!
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Gustavo: (laughs at Kelly mocking him) THAT IS THE WORST SONG...I HAVE EVER HEARD...IN MY LIFE! AH, HA HA HA- (Kelly punches him) Oof!
Kelly: And you can't punch back, because i'm a girl!
Gustavo: (stands up) No you're not...you're Gustavo.
Kelly: Right...AHHHH! Justin Bieber! (points forward)
Gustavo: Hm?!? (he, Griffin and the secretary look behind eachother. Kelly runs, and Gustavo turns to see Kelly gone. He holds his fist up) ...Bieber!
Kelly: And you can't punch back, because i'm a girl!
Gustavo: (stands up) No you're not...you're Gustavo.
Kelly: Right...AHHHH! Justin Bieber! (points forward)
Gustavo: Hm?!? (he, Griffin and the secretary look behind eachother. Kelly runs, and Gustavo turns to see Kelly gone. He holds his fist up) ...Bieber!
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(when the boys are about to be hit by lots of pies)
Gustavo: DOGS! I...am Kelly today. Long story. So uh, studio! NOW!
Kendall, James and Carlos: HUMAN SHIELD! (they grab Gustavo and drag him around, making the girls pie him and not them)
James: Hey! Thanks for the day off for pranking, Gustavo.
Gustavo: (incoherently) I'm Kelly... (faints)
Gustavo: DOGS! I...am Kelly today. Long story. So uh, studio! NOW!
Kendall, James and Carlos: HUMAN SHIELD! (they grab Gustavo and drag him around, making the girls pie him and not them)
James: Hey! Thanks for the day off for pranking, Gustavo.
Gustavo: (incoherently) I'm Kelly... (faints)
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Gustavo: Let's end it now, while it's even.
Kelly: Agreed. (they shake hands)
(ten minutes later, Kelly's hair is frazzed and in smoke, and Gustavo is on the couch wrapped up in duct tape)
Griffin: Here at our CMCBT GlobalNet Samuoid, we have a strict..."no pranking" policy. (Gustavo tries to talk, but his mouth is taped shut) I can't understand you, Gustavo, because your mouth is taped shut. (Gustavo mumbles again) Which is why i'm going to stay here, and help you stop your pranking ways.
Kelly: Agreed. (they shake hands)
(ten minutes later, Kelly's hair is frazzed and in smoke, and Gustavo is on the couch wrapped up in duct tape)
Griffin: Here at our CMCBT GlobalNet Samuoid, we have a strict..."no pranking" policy. (Gustavo tries to talk, but his mouth is taped shut) I can't understand you, Gustavo, because your mouth is taped shut. (Gustavo mumbles again) Which is why i'm going to stay here, and help you stop your pranking ways.
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Griffin: Because you have no respect for each others' jobs, i'm recommending the "role reversal" method. The classy corporate exercise that teaches mutual respect.
Kelly: So all I have to do all day is write songs with the word "girl" in it and scream a lot?
Gustavo: Oh yeah, well I don't even know what she does!
Kelly: I do THIS! (slaps Gustavo in the head and the two have a slap fight)
Griffin: Mandatory! The role reversal is now...mandatory.
Gustavo: Fine. (takes a binder and talks like Kelly) "Oh, Gustavo! Griffin wants his demos now! And blah, bluh, blah bluh bluh-
Kelly: (takes Gustavo's sunglasses and puts them on, then imitates him) KELLY! Go get the DOGS! I've got WORK to do! UHAHHHHHHHHH! (the two make babbling noises at each other)
Griffin: See? Isn't this better?
Kelly: So all I have to do all day is write songs with the word "girl" in it and scream a lot?
Gustavo: Oh yeah, well I don't even know what she does!
Kelly: I do THIS! (slaps Gustavo in the head and the two have a slap fight)
Griffin: Mandatory! The role reversal is now...mandatory.
Gustavo: Fine. (takes a binder and talks like Kelly) "Oh, Gustavo! Griffin wants his demos now! And blah, bluh, blah bluh bluh-
Kelly: (takes Gustavo's sunglasses and puts them on, then imitates him) KELLY! Go get the DOGS! I've got WORK to do! UHAHHHHHHHHH! (the two make babbling noises at each other)
Griffin: See? Isn't this better?
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Guitar Dude: OH, HO! (starts playing, to the Jennifers) You got PRANKED, you got PRANKED, you got P-R-A-N-K-(scene cuts to the doctor's office where his guitar is through his head)
Doctor: I think I can solve this problem. (moves the tuner on the guitar and strums) Perfectly tuned.
Guitar Dude: Oh, ha ha! (walks out)
Doctor: I think I can solve this problem. (moves the tuner on the guitar and strums) Perfectly tuned.
Guitar Dude: Oh, ha ha! (walks out)
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Logan: When the guys return at noon, they'll seek refreshment. They'll see my free smoothies, but what they don't know is in each smoothie is a hidden balloon (puts one in a cup), filled with 120 pounts of pure nitrous oxide pressure. (pours the juice into the cup and laughs lightly) Then, they'll pick up the needle sharpened straw (cuts off the bottom of the straw with scissors), push the straw down into the smoothie then BOOM! The crown will be mine. (he moves the straw down into the smoothie, but the balloon explodes in his face) AHHHH!
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Mr. Bitters: What's going on here? I want answers NOW.
Jett: I'm not telling you...i'm bound by Lord Prankerton's code of silence.
Mr. Bitters: I'll give you priority command of reservations and VIP parking.
Jett: It was all Kendall's fault! He's the load high king and he forced us all into a prank war! And they'll keep praking until only one is left. (Bitters shoves him, making him set off a whoopee cushion. He stands up and takes it) ...You pranked me. I'm out!
Mr. Bitters: Nobody messes up my Palm Woods, and nobody messes with me. (takes off his glasses and puts on sunglasses)
Jett: I'm not telling you...i'm bound by Lord Prankerton's code of silence.
Mr. Bitters: I'll give you priority command of reservations and VIP parking.
Jett: It was all Kendall's fault! He's the load high king and he forced us all into a prank war! And they'll keep praking until only one is left. (Bitters shoves him, making him set off a whoopee cushion. He stands up and takes it) ...You pranked me. I'm out!
Mr. Bitters: Nobody messes up my Palm Woods, and nobody messes with me. (takes off his glasses and puts on sunglasses)
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Woman in Front: Is this your first 5am super sale?
The Boys: Yes.
Woman Behind Them: Good luck.
The Boys: (confused)
Logan: "Good luck?" What does that mean?
(When the sale starts women are fighting the boys over for items.)
Kendall: It's for my mom! (fighting over a sweater with another woman)
The Boys: Yes.
Woman Behind Them: Good luck.
The Boys: (confused)
Logan: "Good luck?" What does that mean?
(When the sale starts women are fighting the boys over for items.)
Kendall: It's for my mom! (fighting over a sweater with another woman)
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Jo: Baby's first birthday frame..
Kendall: No. (puts a ribbon on the frame) It's our first Christmas frame! Well it will be when you put a picture of us in it!
Kendall: No. (puts a ribbon on the frame) It's our first Christmas frame! Well it will be when you put a picture of us in it!
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Jennifer #1: Oh what the heck.
Jennifers: It's Christmas! (they all kiss Carlos and leave)
Jennifers: It's Christmas! (they all kiss Carlos and leave)
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Mrs. Knight: Christmas is not about toys! It's about giving, and being with the people you love.
Kendall, Carlos, Logan and Katie: No, it's about toys.
James: (walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe..BAD!! (falls to the ground)
Kendall, Carlos, Logan and Katie: No, it's about toys.
James: (walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe..BAD!! (falls to the ground)
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Griffin: Now, since it's Christmas Eve, I'm off to the office to fire some people.
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Kelly: Actually, you wrote Yard Squirrel Christmas in five minutes and it's still your biggest selling single. (screen close-ups to show a platinum record) Ever.
(Flashback)
Chipmunks: It's a yard squirrel Christmas, and all we need is this!
Gustavo: YARRRRRRRRRRRD SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRELS!!!!!!!!
(End flashback)
Gustavo: It was just a STUPID novelty song, with SPED-UP voices, and I HATED it!
Carlos: Hey! I loved that song.
The Boys: EVERYBODY loved that song.
Gustavo: I write the best pop songs IN THE WORLD and I will NOT be remembered for some STUPID SQUIRREL SONG!
(Flashback)
Chipmunks: It's a yard squirrel Christmas, and all we need is this!
Gustavo: YARRRRRRRRRRRD SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRELS!!!!!!!!
(End flashback)
Gustavo: It was just a STUPID novelty song, with SPED-UP voices, and I HATED it!
Carlos: Hey! I loved that song.
The Boys: EVERYBODY loved that song.
Gustavo: I write the best pop songs IN THE WORLD and I will NOT be remembered for some STUPID SQUIRREL SONG!
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Gustavo: ...Get me blank music sheets, 13 candy canes, and a cup of cocoa with marshmallows piled high. Because we're about to pull off a big time Christmas miracle! (the others cheer)
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