Big Time Rush Quotes
Kelly: You told me to get him to stop sneezing, and I did.
Gustavo: But he can't sing! And we have to sing this love song, because the record company wants a love song, AND I STILL HATE THIS SONG!!!!!
Kelly: Well, he refuses to take an allergy shot, (waves her arms around) AND I'M NOT A NURSE!!!!!
Gustavo: Your yelling has improved. But more like this: GET HIM AN ALLERGY SHOT!!!!!!!
Gustavo: But he can't sing! And we have to sing this love song, because the record company wants a love song, AND I STILL HATE THIS SONG!!!!!
Kelly: Well, he refuses to take an allergy shot, (waves her arms around) AND I'M NOT A NURSE!!!!!
Gustavo: Your yelling has improved. But more like this: GET HIM AN ALLERGY SHOT!!!!!!!
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Camille: Uh, you told me you didn't have a boyfriend.
Jo: Uh, I don't, but I can't deal with that (the boys fighting over her) every day.
Camille: Oh, boys are stupid. (laughs) Remember Logan's mine.
Jo: Got it.
Jo: Uh, I don't, but I can't deal with that (the boys fighting over her) every day.
Camille: Oh, boys are stupid. (laughs) Remember Logan's mine.
Jo: Got it.
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Griffin: I tell you I want a slow love song, and instead you ignore me, and give me...a hit.
Gustavo: YES! (the others cheer)
Griffin: But I still want a slow love song. And put the word "baby" in it.
Gustavo: YES! (the others cheer)
Griffin: But I still want a slow love song. And put the word "baby" in it.
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Kendall: And we're not gonna fight over girls anymore, right?
Carlos, James and Logan: Right!
Kendall: We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?
Carlos, James and Logan: Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]
Rachel: Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?
Katie: (sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.
Rachel: Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]
Kendall: She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]
Carlos, James and Logan: Right!
Kendall: We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?
Carlos, James and Logan: Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]
Rachel: Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?
Katie: (sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.
Rachel: Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]
Kendall: She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]
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Kendall: Mom, just one night?
Mrs. Knight: You're too young.
Kendall: I'm not too young. I'm 16.
Logan: Together, we're 64. That's older than you. ...I mean, that is older than you, isn't it?
Mrs. Knight: (shocked) Eat!
Mrs. Knight: You're too young.
Kendall: I'm not too young. I'm 16.
Logan: Together, we're 64. That's older than you. ...I mean, that is older than you, isn't it?
Mrs. Knight: (shocked) Eat!
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Gustavo: And...CUT!
Kendall: That sounded great, right?
Gustavo: NO. Green Day sounds great. You guys didn't make me wanna vomit.
Kendall: That sounded great, right?
Gustavo: NO. Green Day sounds great. You guys didn't make me wanna vomit.
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Kendall: Mom, it's time you stopped treating me like a child. AND... [picks up a piece of dinosaur chicken from his plate] It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken!
Mrs. Knight: You love your dinosaur chicken.
Kendall: Yeah, when I was EIGHT.
Logan: We are MEN now, Mrs. Knight! (they look behind them to see James and Carlos playing with their dinosaur chicken)
Mrs. Knight: You love your dinosaur chicken.
Kendall: Yeah, when I was EIGHT.
Logan: We are MEN now, Mrs. Knight! (they look behind them to see James and Carlos playing with their dinosaur chicken)
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[once the boys are in the mansion]
Kendall: Look, we promised that we would do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experience between us in- WHO AM I KIDDING, I'll race you to the media room!!!
Kendall: Look, we promised that we would do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experience between us in- WHO AM I KIDDING, I'll race you to the media room!!!
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[Kendall is thinking of destroying the lock guarding Gustavo's fridge]
Logan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you crazy? Don't you remember mansion sitting rule number two?
[flashback]
Gustavo: Rule number two! Help yourselves to anything you want in my living room fridge!
[in the mansion]
Logan: That was NOT it.
Kendall, James and Carlos: YES IT WAS!
Logan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you crazy? Don't you remember mansion sitting rule number two?
[flashback]
Gustavo: Rule number two! Help yourselves to anything you want in my living room fridge!
[in the mansion]
Logan: That was NOT it.
Kendall, James and Carlos: YES IT WAS!
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Carlos: GUSTAVO'S $40,000 COUCH!!!
Logan: Get your butts off his couch was rule number three!
Kendall: No, it wasn't!
[flashback]
Gustavo: Rule number three! Keep your butts off my $40,000 Federico Banini couch.
[in the mansion]
Kendall: Okay, maybe it was...
James: Gustavo's gonna kill us, and we're only 64 years old!
Kendall: Which means, we are more than capable of removing a pudding stain from a couch.
Logan: Get your butts off his couch was rule number three!
Kendall: No, it wasn't!
[flashback]
Gustavo: Rule number three! Keep your butts off my $40,000 Federico Banini couch.
[in the mansion]
Kendall: Okay, maybe it was...
James: Gustavo's gonna kill us, and we're only 64 years old!
Kendall: Which means, we are more than capable of removing a pudding stain from a couch.
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Logan: There goes rule number four. [he accidentally sits on a remote, which lowers a disco ball that starts playing music]
Carlos: DISCO BALL! [Logan screams as he presses buttons on the remote]
James: RULE NUMBER FIVE! If we break anything, we're fired!
Kendall: EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN!!!!! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET THE STAIN OFF THE COUCH, FIND THE CAT AND RAISE THE DISCO BALL! WE CAN DO THIS! TOGETHER!
All four: ALL RIGHT!
Carlos: DISCO BALL! [Logan screams as he presses buttons on the remote]
James: RULE NUMBER FIVE! If we break anything, we're fired!
Kendall: EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN!!!!! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET THE STAIN OFF THE COUCH, FIND THE CAT AND RAISE THE DISCO BALL! WE CAN DO THIS! TOGETHER!
All four: ALL RIGHT!
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Gustavo: I love these guys (The Windmills). I don't even eat pulled pork.
Kelly: What about Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan?
Gustavo: Who?
Kelly: Big Time Rush? The guys house-sitting your mansion?
Gustavo: Oh, you mean the monkey-dogs who fight me on everything I say? Well, let's just hope those boys don't give me a reason to dump them, because I know of three windmills that'll be blowing them back to Minnesoty!
Kelly: What about Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan?
Gustavo: Who?
Kelly: Big Time Rush? The guys house-sitting your mansion?
Gustavo: Oh, you mean the monkey-dogs who fight me on everything I say? Well, let's just hope those boys don't give me a reason to dump them, because I know of three windmills that'll be blowing them back to Minnesoty!
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Kelly: Let's review what you're gonna say to the boys.
Gustavo: (sighs) I like you, and thank you for all the hard work.
Kelly: Good, i'm very proud of you.
Gustavo: Unless they touched anything in my mansion...then it's, "I HATE YOU! AND YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!"
Gustavo: (sighs) I like you, and thank you for all the hard work.
Kelly: Good, i'm very proud of you.
Gustavo: Unless they touched anything in my mansion...then it's, "I HATE YOU! AND YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!"
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Mrs. Knight: Look, she just wants an autograph! And look into these eyes and try to say no! (Katie looks at the security guards while looking extremely innocent)
Security Guards: No.
Katie: Man, you guys are good.
Security: The best. Now, beat it! (Mrs. Knight and Katie leave)
Katie: ...We're getting that autograph, right?
Mrs. Knight: Oh, yeah.
Security Guards: No.
Katie: Man, you guys are good.
Security: The best. Now, beat it! (Mrs. Knight and Katie leave)
Katie: ...We're getting that autograph, right?
Mrs. Knight: Oh, yeah.
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(after Kendall sees that Jo is lying about having a boyfriend)
Jo: ...You set me up.
Kendall: Well, you lied to me.
Jo: I didn't want a boyfriend.
Kendall: Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.
Jo: Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!
Kendall: Well then, I guess we're done here!
Jo: I guess we are!
Kendall: Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?
Jo: Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)
Katie: I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.
Kendall: I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.
Jo: ...You set me up.
Kendall: Well, you lied to me.
Jo: I didn't want a boyfriend.
Kendall: Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.
Jo: Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!
Kendall: Well then, I guess we're done here!
Jo: I guess we are!
Kendall: Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?
Jo: Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)
Katie: I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.
Kendall: I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.
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Kendall: Hey, hey hey. We are NOT toast! What's the one thing we've learned since we got in L.A.?
James: That black is the new black.
Logan: If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIIIIIIIE.
Carlos: That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive.
James: That black is the new black.
Logan: If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIIIIIIIE.
Carlos: That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive.
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Mercedes: Look, I know we haven't all dated that long, but I just wanted to come back to say... (sighs) I'm sorry.
James: Yeah, you should be sorry! How could you pick THEM over ME?
Mercedes: Because, I never date anyone prettier than me.
James: (turns to the boys) I'm better now.
James: Yeah, you should be sorry! How could you pick THEM over ME?
Mercedes: Because, I never date anyone prettier than me.
James: (turns to the boys) I'm better now.
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Mercedes: ...It's my fault, Daddy. I lied to them, and I made them be my boyfriends, and then I ate terrible cookies, and then I cried, and then I helped them chimpnap Lolo, and...I love you!
Griffin: Is that true? Because she lies. A lot.
Griffin: Is that true? Because she lies. A lot.
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Griffin: So what do you say, Lolo? Do you like Big Time Rush? [everyone looks at Lolo, who, after about ten seconds, makes a fart noise.] Ooooooh, the fart noise. Sorry boys, Vampirah wins.
Mercedes: Lolo's wrong, daddy! The vampire fad has one, two years left, max. These guys' songs have infectious melodies, classic pop hooks, and Big Time Rush will crush the 6- to 16-year-old demographic, which is your core music-buying base.
Griffin: Wow. Lolo, I'm transferring you to missile defense. Mercedes, you're my new hit-predicting adviser, and this way, we'll get to spend more time together. Big Time Rush wins! [everyone cheers, and Lolo somersaults while being held] Anything else for my princess?
Mercedes: Well, I never really got a chance to date Logan. [Logan panics]
Griffin: Logan, you're Mercedes' new boyfriend. [Logan pushes James in front of him]
Mercedes: Lolo's wrong, daddy! The vampire fad has one, two years left, max. These guys' songs have infectious melodies, classic pop hooks, and Big Time Rush will crush the 6- to 16-year-old demographic, which is your core music-buying base.
Griffin: Wow. Lolo, I'm transferring you to missile defense. Mercedes, you're my new hit-predicting adviser, and this way, we'll get to spend more time together. Big Time Rush wins! [everyone cheers, and Lolo somersaults while being held] Anything else for my princess?
Mercedes: Well, I never really got a chance to date Logan. [Logan panics]
Griffin: Logan, you're Mercedes' new boyfriend. [Logan pushes James in front of him]
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Carlos: I couldn't decide, so...I texted the first three people in my phone. Abigail Aaron, Andrea Adams, and Al Contacts.
Kendall: [takes Carlos' phone] It says ALL contacts!
James: YOU INVITED YOUR WHOLE PHONE?!?!
Kendall: [takes Carlos' phone] It says ALL contacts!
James: YOU INVITED YOUR WHOLE PHONE?!?!
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Camille: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Logan: Uh, no, it is hot in here. I was just making pizza bagels.
Logan: Uh, no, it is hot in here. I was just making pizza bagels.
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Mercedes: I hope you're happy, Logan, because my heart is shattered and I will never love again! (Guitar Dude shows up) ...Hey, you're cute. You're my new boyfriend.
Guitar Dude: Cool. (Camille stares at Logan intimidatingly)
Logan: I'm really sorry. I was a jerk. You're really mad at me, right?
Camille: Oh, big time. In fact, i've decided that i'm not talking to you for one whole week. But we can still dance.
Logan: You're really cool. You know that?
Camille: (covers Logan's mouth) Shhhhhh. No talking.
Guitar Dude: Cool. (Camille stares at Logan intimidatingly)
Logan: I'm really sorry. I was a jerk. You're really mad at me, right?
Camille: Oh, big time. In fact, i've decided that i'm not talking to you for one whole week. But we can still dance.
Logan: You're really cool. You know that?
Camille: (covers Logan's mouth) Shhhhhh. No talking.
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Kendall: You know, we're gonna laugh about this someday!
Jo: I'm laughing about it now!
Jo: I'm laughing about it now!
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Kendall: So we do have things in common! Tricking building managers, dancing, and hockey!
Jo: Yes, yes and still no!
Jo: Yes, yes and still no!
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Kendall: (pushing Jo out of the room) No! No, and let's talk about it on the way to the lobby.
Camille: (to Kendall) Hey, have you seen Logan?
Kendall: Sure...lots of times.
Camille: (to Kendall) Hey, have you seen Logan?
Kendall: Sure...lots of times.
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[while the boys are thinking back to times where they recklessly destroy things]
Kendall: Okay, so we do put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.
James: But that's showbiz! Right?
Gustavo: WRONG. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions. By paying me back...my TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!
Kendall: Okay, so we do put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.
James: But that's showbiz! Right?
Gustavo: WRONG. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions. By paying me back...my TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!
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James' reflection in the mirror: Look at yourself. Who's handsomer than you?
James: No one.
Reflection: Who's got more style than you?
James: No one!
Reflection: Who's smarter than you?
James: Well, lots of people. But that has nothing to do with being a model!
Katie: Sounds like somebody needs a manager, and I only charge 40% for all your earnings.
Reflection: Tell her it's 50/50 or we walk.
Katie: Deal. Now, we need new headshots, new clothes, a personal stylist, and...you have got to stop talking to a mirror!
James: No one.
Reflection: Who's got more style than you?
James: No one!
Reflection: Who's smarter than you?
James: Well, lots of people. But that has nothing to do with being a model!
Katie: Sounds like somebody needs a manager, and I only charge 40% for all your earnings.
Reflection: Tell her it's 50/50 or we walk.
Katie: Deal. Now, we need new headshots, new clothes, a personal stylist, and...you have got to stop talking to a mirror!
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Freight Train: You didn't really book him a job, did you?
Katie: No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies. (shows him a paper) Help me out and start calling...HE NEEDS A JOB!
Katie: No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies. (shows him a paper) Help me out and start calling...HE NEEDS A JOB!
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Carlos: We have to destroy it!
Kelly: No! Gustavo said you can't break anything else.
C.A.L.: Kelly is dumb, women are weak.
Kelly: Oh, WHAT did he just say?!?!
C.A.L.: You heard me, cupcake.
Carlos and Kelly: OH, IT'S ON! [they take beating devices and run into the foam]
C.A.L.: [as Carlos and Kelly are destroying it] I was just-ow!-kidding! Can't you-ow!-take a joke? Ow! Tell the blender I love herrrrrr- [dies]
Kelly: No! Gustavo said you can't break anything else.
C.A.L.: Kelly is dumb, women are weak.
Kelly: Oh, WHAT did he just say?!?!
C.A.L.: You heard me, cupcake.
Carlos and Kelly: OH, IT'S ON! [they take beating devices and run into the foam]
C.A.L.: [as Carlos and Kelly are destroying it] I was just-ow!-kidding! Can't you-ow!-take a joke? Ow! Tell the blender I love herrrrrr- [dies]
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