Being Human Quotes
George: What else have you got up there, some German scat inside Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Annie: How many times have you watched it?
Mitchell: I've never even seen any scat. Oh well, just that first time, to see what it was...
Annie: How many times have you watched it?
Mitchell: I've never even seen any scat. Oh well, just that first time, to see what it was...
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George: I'm not the pervert, that's my housemate. And actually, he's not a pervert either.
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George: Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in their salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn and thinks 'oh no, no I'll hang on to those in case some paedos move in opposite'?
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Nina: Saying 'it's not you, it's me' is a stabbable offence in my book and I can easily get my hands on scalpels.
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George: We meet people, and fall in love, and when we part they leave marks for us to remember them by. Our lovers sculpt us, they define us, for better or worse. Like a pinball, we slam into them and rebound in our different directions, propelled by the contact, and after the parting we might be scared, stronger or more fragile, or needy, or angry, or guilty, but never unchanged. Our lovers linger inside us, like ghosts, haunting the corridors and deserted rooms, sometimes whispering, sometimes screaming, but always there, waiting...
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[On being given another jar of home-made jam as an apology]
George: What is it about us that says 'we need jam'?
George: What is it about us that says 'we need jam'?
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Owen: I should have known not even death could be a match for one of your sulks. I mean, that's what this is, isn't it? It's the Isle of Wight all over again!
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Josie: Being human means being mortal. It means dying. You can't rob people of that.
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Josie: The vampires are mobilising. Oh, they're making it sound all New Labour, but this is an invasion! It's a coup!
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George: My thing is a part time thing.
Josie: Oh right, I thought perhaps you were a wizard or something.
George: A wizard? [Laughs] That's ridiculous.
Josie: Trust me, once you've dated a vampire you tend to have a different criteria for what's ridiculous.
Josie: Oh right, I thought perhaps you were a wizard or something.
George: A wizard? [Laughs] That's ridiculous.
Josie: Trust me, once you've dated a vampire you tend to have a different criteria for what's ridiculous.
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George: I'm looking for something to defend myself with. So far I have a whisk and I have... my mobile phone recharger. [Mimes hitting with each in turn, then throws them down and runs back into the kitchen] What do we take, I mean do... do we take crosses and, and, and, and garlic? I know, we should have watched more films!
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Annie: I'm a ghost actually.
Seth: Get out! Can you, like, move things about and... walk from one room to another?
George: Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.
Seth: Shut it, Digby! The only reason why I haven't torn your bastard face off yet... is because I've just done the hoovering in here.
Seth: Get out! Can you, like, move things about and... walk from one room to another?
George: Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.
Seth: Shut it, Digby! The only reason why I haven't torn your bastard face off yet... is because I've just done the hoovering in here.
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[After Annie has hit him over the back with a chair]
Seth: Did you just hit me with a chair?!
Annie: Yes! Sorry!
Seth: What is wrong with you people? That totally, fucking hurt!
Seth: Did you just hit me with a chair?!
Annie: Yes! Sorry!
Seth: What is wrong with you people? That totally, fucking hurt!
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George: [holding a chair aloft as Annie and he confront the vampires] Who wants some of my chair?!?
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[After killing Seth]
Lauren: Well he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
Lauren: Well he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
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Annie: So what happens now, to me? I thought there'd be fireworks, I thought the clouds would part - I thought there'd be Elvis.
Mitchell: We just wait, I suppose.
Annie: Wait? And do what?
George: Well, The Real Hustle's on at 8.30.
Annie: Is it?
Mitchell: We just wait, I suppose.
Annie: Wait? And do what?
George: Well, The Real Hustle's on at 8.30.
Annie: Is it?
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Annie: Oh, this is ridiculous!
Mitchell: You're lucky. Most people don't get a chance to say goodbye.
Annie: I know, but... fucking hell!
George: You might want to have different last words.
Mitchell: You're lucky. Most people don't get a chance to say goodbye.
Annie: I know, but... fucking hell!
George: You might want to have different last words.
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Annie: [Saying her farewells to Mitchell] Don't kill anyone!
Mitchell: Good tip.
Annie: Write that down.
Mitchell: Good tip.
Annie: Write that down.
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Annie: There's a question you haven't asked yourself yet. If I exist, what else does? You think you're the big bad wolf? You should see George on a full moon. You think you're a cold-blooded murderer? Mitchell was killing 80 years before you were even born. Don't you get it yet? I'm just the tip of the iceberg; I'm good cop. Look at you, so pleased with your grubby little murder, fact is when it comes to pure naked evil, you're an amateur. I want you to know you wandered off the path. This is where the wild things are, and we have got your scent now. We can find you at the edge of the earth, and create unimaginable tortures... and now I'm gonna tell you the very worst thing in the world, something only the dead know... [Whispers in Owen's ear]
Owen: [scared, crying] That's not true!
Annie: I saw it. My advice to you: find a safe place, with locks, and bad dogs... and never ever turn out the light.
Owen: [scared, crying] That's not true!
Annie: I saw it. My advice to you: find a safe place, with locks, and bad dogs... and never ever turn out the light.
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Owen: [to police officer at desk] I killed my girlfriend. And now she lives with - with what I think is, is a werewolf... and a vampire and they're gonna torture me so I need to find somewhere safe!
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Police officer: I see. Well, in that case... we're going to need a different form.
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Mark: If you're non-believers that's fine, we can just sit together for a few moments of quiet contemplation.
George: Contemplation about what?
Mark: The fiery oblivion that awaits all atheists?
George: Oh, it's not that. I'm Jewish and... [gestures to Mitchel] he's complicated.
Mark: Jewish people pray, I've seen Yentl.
George: You're very sarcastic for a vicar.
Mark: Yeah, so people tell me, and I feel very bad about it, then I forgive myself.
George: Contemplation about what?
Mark: The fiery oblivion that awaits all atheists?
George: Oh, it's not that. I'm Jewish and... [gestures to Mitchel] he's complicated.
Mark: Jewish people pray, I've seen Yentl.
George: You're very sarcastic for a vicar.
Mark: Yeah, so people tell me, and I feel very bad about it, then I forgive myself.
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Mark: Let me talk to them.
George: Yes, good idea.
Mark: Oh! I was kinda hoping you'd say 'no'.
George: Yes, good idea.
Mark: Oh! I was kinda hoping you'd say 'no'.
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[George encounters Herrick in the hospital canteen shortly after Mitchell has been staked]
Herrick: George, George, it's fine. I'm not here to do anything to Mitchell. I mean, we'll get him but there's no hurry
Herrick: George, George, it's fine. I'm not here to do anything to Mitchell. I mean, we'll get him but there's no hurry
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