Being Human Quotes

[Talking about Mitchell]
Nina: He's a 116-year-old mass murderer, not a fucking gerbil!

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Nina: We could play I Spy.
George: Oh, no.
Nina: I spy, with my little eye...
George: Please. Please don't do this!
Nina: Live with it. It's happening.

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Mitchell: [To Lucy] You have such a reductive view on the world. You say God made man in His own image. But what if that included His rage, and His spite, and His indifference, and His cruelty? God created all of us, we are all God's children... but God's a bit of a bastard. [Smiles] Look at us both. Covered in other people's blood and talking about morality... but there's one difference between you and me: You had a choice.

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Nina: I've got one of your books. 600 pages of utter bullshit!
Lucy Jaggat: Did you keep the receipt?

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Mitchell: It was Inch High Private Eye that led her here.

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George: What happens now, Mitchell? What do we do?
Mitchell: We're going to get her back.

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George: Do you know what really, really excited us? It was the um, it was the basement gym.
Nina: Oh, yeah...
George: You see, she's excited. Could we er, could we have a look?
Estate Agent: Depends on how good you are at handling disappointment.

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Estate Agent: I think 'gym' was more of a statement of intent.
George: Is it sound...? Is it soundproof? It's just, um, I can get pretty.. "Rarr! Rarr!".. when I'm working out. "Feel the burn", "Who's your daddy?"... "Say what you see..."

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Estate Agent: I know, there's tit all on these days. Thank God for Terry Pratchett, is all I'm saying.
Mitchell: Annie was there. She was on the screen.
George: What? You're kidding?
Nina: Is she okay? What did she say?
Mitchell: We're running out of time.

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George: Um, it's our friend, she's er...she's in... Midsomer Murders.

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Nina: It's not 'just you and me', though, is it? It's you, me, and ' Count Dupree' upstairs.

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Nina: [In lingerie, with a new haircut, to George] Ahem... What do you think?

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Nina: Mm? I had a little left over from the food shop, and I thought it might be nice to have something for y'know, us. Hence... [gestures to hair] and hence... [gestures to lingerie]... It was either that or off-peak gym membership.
George: You made absolutely the right decision.
Nina: Really?

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George: Ow!
Nina: What? What? [George tries to get something that was poking him] What is that?
George: Pen... Hello.
Nina: Hello.

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Nina: Ow! Hair, stuck, glasses...!
George: Oh is it? Oh, shit, sorry. Oh hang on, it's really tangled.
Nina: George! Eee, ow.
George: Shhh, don't pull away!
Nina: Quickly!... Oh....
George: You alright?
Nina: Yeah, fine.
George: Right. Where were we?... Hello.
Nina: Hello...

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Mitchell: Have you got a radio?
George: What?!
Mitchell: I need a radio. I have an idea. [Mitchell climbs over them to grab the radio on the table next to them]
Nina: Ow, ow, Mitchell!
George: What are you doing?!
Mitchell: Cheers.
Nina: Just give me a bloody kiss. [She kisses a distracted George] Oh, look, just forget about it.
George: He's ruined everything!
Nina: Another night.

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George: [Singing] Shima Yisrael Adonai Echad...
Mitchell: What's that you're doing?
George: It's a prayer. It's Jewish.
Mitchell: Yeah... I'm not great with religious rituals...
George: Awww.... Tough. [George resumes prayer]
Mitchell: Is he even Jewish?
George: It doesn't matter. His body's let him down, medicine's let him down, it's a gesture of sympathy.
Mitchel: I'm trying to get into the zone here.
George: Yeah, well, I refer you to my earlier statement of "tough". [Continues singing] Shema Yisrael... [stops] I can't remember the rest.

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Mitchel: [Doing the crossword on his newspaper] Five letters. Something 'A', something, something, something. The clue is just the letters H I J K L M N O.
George: Mitchell! [Gestures to Sean Hancock]

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George: [Annoyed] The answer's water. [Mitchell looks at him] Yes, it's the letters H to O... H2O, it's the molecular formula for water.
Mitchell: Get in! [Writes down the answer and continues to study crossword. George fidgets.]
George: Okay, give me another one...

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Mitchell: Is that it? Is he dead now?
Sean Hancock: [as ghost]Shit, I look awful.

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Mitchell: I'm not a victim.
Lia: So you're what? What? "Misunderstood"?
Mitchell: I'm an animal! I don't deserve mercy or forgiveness! I'm a murderer! I couldn't help myself; I loved it. The sensation, the power... I was dead but I never felt so alive. I wasn't human anymore. I lost my conscience, I was free, and that's what I was addicted to. I hacked my way through the world... I left a trail of blood, a thousand miles long... and I loved it. I'm a disease. I'm a plague. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Nina: [after chasing Adam through the hospital] And where do you think you're going?
Adam: Oh, I thought I'd try my luck in Hematology.

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Adam: Mitchell? Is that anonher ghost? A bloody Hogwart's, this place.

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