The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes

Exercise Dude: You! I need your bicycle!
Bicycle Guy: What? Why?
Exercise Dude: BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!!

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Nergal Jr.: What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?
Irwin: It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.
Billy: Like my dad's heartburn!

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[Irwin is too nervous to give Mandy the Valentines card he made for her]
Nergal Jr.: Irwin, you HAVE to give Mandy your card. You put your soul into making it! Your blood. Your sweat. Your tears!
Billy: ...Your puke!

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Irwin: (After Nergal Jr. gets Mandy to go out with him) YOU... STOLE... MY... WOMAAAN!

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Nergal Jr.: I've gotta stop making my hand big like that.

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Irwin: I'm not the cool stud you think I am!

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Billy: SCARY CLOWNS! THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!!!

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  • When you change the channel, we start talking about you behind your back.


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  • It's not enough to succeed -- (Computer Voice)Others must fail.


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  • Shouldn't you be playing outside or something?


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  • What, you again? Hey it's your life.


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  • Smile. Tomorrow will be worse


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  • Shut up! Prepare for the show.


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  • What are you looking at?


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  • This is the end. Smash your television.


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  • Are we having fun yet?


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  • What are you looking at?


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  • How about a little fire, scarecrow?


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  • No matter how bad it seems, it could get worse. (Screen flashes to reveal her as a green, ugly monster)


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  • Whatever you do, don't look behind you.


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  • Turn it up, so you can hear the screaming.


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  • Dying is easy, comedy is hard.


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  • We're back... with a vengeance.


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  • You can change the outcome of this cartoon with the power of your mind.


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  • I missed you... But my aim is improving.


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  • It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.


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  • Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the chocolate Choo-Choo train.


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  • Control-Alt-Delete.


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  • Today's password is...Mmfthh Yyagghh.


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