The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Mandy's dad: It's not that we don't love Mandy...
Mandy's mom: We love her very much!
Mandy's dad: It's just that we're...uhh...kinda scared of her.
Mandy's mom: I'm usually too afraid to even make eye contact!
Mandy's dad: When she was born, wolves came to try and raise her as one of their own. Sometimes I wonder if we were wrong to stop them...
Mandy's mom: We love her very much!
Mandy's dad: It's just that we're...uhh...kinda scared of her.
Mandy's mom: I'm usually too afraid to even make eye contact!
Mandy's dad: When she was born, wolves came to try and raise her as one of their own. Sometimes I wonder if we were wrong to stop them...
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Fred Fredburger: Gosh, I love paperwork... especially the part where I get to write my name. F, R, E, D... F, R, E, D... B, U, R... G... E... R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!
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[About the judge's gavel.]
Fred Fredburger: I like the hammer-thingie. When do we get hammer-thingies?
Judge Roy Spleen: This is a gavel! And, NO, you DON'T get one!
Fred Fredburger: I like the hammer-thingie. When do we get hammer-thingies?
Judge Roy Spleen: This is a gavel! And, NO, you DON'T get one!
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Fred Fredburger: (About Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat) Hey, can I try on that hat? I think it's important. I think it's important that I try on the hat, because...
Judge Roy Spleen: What is wrong with you?!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: No, shut up!
Fred Fredburger: ...Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: Shut up!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!(Silence)
Fred Fredburger: ...Judge? (Judge Roy Spleen finally gives in and he gives Fred the hat)
Fred Fredburger: Yes.
Judge Roy Spleen: What is wrong with you?!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: No, shut up!
Fred Fredburger: ...Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: Shut up!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!!
Fred Fredburger: Judge?
Judge Roy Spleen: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!(Silence)
Fred Fredburger: ...Judge? (Judge Roy Spleen finally gives in and he gives Fred the hat)
Fred Fredburger: Yes.
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Fred Fredburger: Judge, the nachos made my poo-poo really stinky.
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Mandy: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Billy is a doofus. Just look at him. If you give Grim to Billy, he'll abuse him, abuse him in all the wrong ways.
Billy: It's true.
Mandy: But, if you give Grim to me, I'll abuse him in all the right ways!
Grim: gulp
Billy: It's true.
Mandy: But, if you give Grim to me, I'll abuse him in all the right ways!
Grim: gulp
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Fred Fredburger: Hey, hey... are you gonna cry?
Billy: [crying] Sh-Shut up!
Billy: [crying] Sh-Shut up!
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Scooby-Doo: She [Mandy] makes fun of the way I talk. I mean, look at me, I'm a stinkin' dog!
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Fred: Uh Judge, where are the nachos?
Judge Roy Spleen: There aren't any nachos!
Fred: Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?
Judge: There are no hot dogs!
Fred: Pizza?
Judge: No!
Billy: Tacos?
Fred: I like tacos!
Judge Roy Spleen: (Bashes Billy and Mandy together) Don't encourage him!
Judge Roy Spleen: There aren't any nachos!
Fred: Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?
Judge: There are no hot dogs!
Fred: Pizza?
Judge: No!
Billy: Tacos?
Fred: I like tacos!
Judge Roy Spleen: (Bashes Billy and Mandy together) Don't encourage him!
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Grim: (About Billy's choice to be the grim reaper when he grows up) So you want to be me when you grow up. I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified.
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Mandy: Since when has Billy ever been with a girl? So who is this pathetic, lonely, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate creature?
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Grim: That's right, I can change my size because I'm SUPERNATURAL!
Billy: Is it me or is Grim getting lamer?
Billy: Is it me or is Grim getting lamer?
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Grown-up Mandy: Rememer, kids: Love only leads to pain.
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Pud'n: Captain Deadwood, they called him. But don't let the name fool you... He's not really a captain...
Mrs. Butterbean: Thank you, Pud'n, for that... Interesting show-and-tell...
Pud'n: I don't need your pathetic sympathy!
Mrs. Butterbean: Thank you, Pud'n, for that... Interesting show-and-tell...
Pud'n: I don't need your pathetic sympathy!
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Mrs. Butterbean[angrily talk to the mean old caveman, Fred Flintstone, drove roughly in Mrs. Butterbean's car] You do know, that now did you kidnapped me, I expect to be married.
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[doorbell rings]
Mandy: Grim. Door. Now.
[Grim walks off screen and returns with Billy and Irwin]
Grim: Here you go, your highness. Lord Idiot and Count Weenie.
Mandy: Grim. Door. Now.
[Grim walks off screen and returns with Billy and Irwin]
Grim: Here you go, your highness. Lord Idiot and Count Weenie.
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Billy[sobbing]: Goodbye old friend, may you find you destiny in the future, mighty Jake Steel. The future, where cars will fly and we'd all have nano machines in our bloodstream that will enable us to tell the time without a watch. The future..the future.
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Mandy: He's not dead, Billy. We just re-buried him in your front yard. What a waste of an episode.
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[Eris turns into a praying mantis and eats Hoss Delgado alive]
Eris: When a praying mantis devours her mate, it's because she loves him. When I do it, it's because I'M CRAZY! HAHAHAHA!!
Eris: When a praying mantis devours her mate, it's because she loves him. When I do it, it's because I'M CRAZY! HAHAHAHA!!
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Hoss Delgado: You've never truly been loved until you've been eaten by a giant bug.
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Pud'n: Mister Skarr, there's a candy bar in the pool!
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General Skarr: Ahh, Billy! [spots Billy's parents] ...And some other people.
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[Skarr has been transformed into a plant-like creature]
Harold: You know, Skarr, there's something different about you lately. I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.
General Skarr: Different? [laughs nervously and gulps] It must be my... healthy glow of victory.
Harold: No... it's your hair! [indicates the giant leaf growing out of Skarr's head] You finally got one!
Harold: You know, Skarr, there's something different about you lately. I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.
General Skarr: Different? [laughs nervously and gulps] It must be my... healthy glow of victory.
Harold: No... it's your hair! [indicates the giant leaf growing out of Skarr's head] You finally got one!
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General Skarr: Billy, how would you like to see something really special?
Billy: Ooh! Is it a lady covered in ants wearing a loaf of bread as a hat, 'cuz I'd really like to see that, mmm-hmm.
General Skarr: [bewildered] N... no.
Billy: Ooh! Is it a lady covered in ants wearing a loaf of bread as a hat, 'cuz I'd really like to see that, mmm-hmm.
General Skarr: [bewildered] N... no.
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Mandy: What do you want, bonehead?
Grim: Billy's off to his Grammy's for the day, so I guess you have custody.
Mandy: No can do, slim.
Grim: Huh?
Mandy: This is the one day of the year that's all about Mandy.
Grim: But I thought every day was all about Mandy.
Mandy: True, but this is the one day of the year that I pamper myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, massage. The works.
[Grim looks confused]
Mandy: Okay, I sit on the couch, stuff myself with cheesy foam and watch demolition derby. The point is, I need a break!
Grim: Billy's off to his Grammy's for the day, so I guess you have custody.
Mandy: No can do, slim.
Grim: Huh?
Mandy: This is the one day of the year that's all about Mandy.
Grim: But I thought every day was all about Mandy.
Mandy: True, but this is the one day of the year that I pamper myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, massage. The works.
[Grim looks confused]
Mandy: Okay, I sit on the couch, stuff myself with cheesy foam and watch demolition derby. The point is, I need a break!
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Woman #1: Can you believe she said that?
Woman #2: No kidding?
Woman #1: Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Woman #2: No kidding?
Woman #1: Yeah, I'm just kidding.
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General Skarr: Who dares challenge Skarr! Prepare to meet my DOOM!
Grim: I guess it's your turn Billy... I mean Pud'n.
Grim: I guess it's your turn Billy... I mean Pud'n.
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Pud'n: Hey... you are that nice mister Skarr, with all those pretty flowers?
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