The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius Quotes
Carl: So I told her was a boy genius and I invented cool stuff and had a neat lab.
Jimmy: So you said you were me?
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of. Anyway, Elke has a one-day stop over in Retroville on her way to a tennis tournament, and I'm afraid when she sees me, she'll find out I've been lying to her.
Jimmy: Because you have!
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of. And then she won't like me anymore.
Jimmy: And by you, you mean me!
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of.
Jimmy: Well, if you're looking for help, count me out!
Sheen: Oh, come on, Jimmy, just let Carl pretend to be you. He could show her some inventions, fly her in the hover car, and she'll never know.
Jimmy: No way. I'm not letting Carl touch my stuff.
Carl: Oh, please, Jimmy. This may be my only chance to impress a tennis-playing, teen-modeling, ballet-dancing, gymnasticking masseuse.
Sheen: Yeah, come on, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Okay, for one day only you can be Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius.
Carl: Yay, thanks, Jim! You're the best friend in the whole world. Oh, by the way, I told her you're my dimwitted assistant.
Jimmy: What?!
Carl: And then I said you were an experiment that went horribly wrong.
Sheen: Sweet!
Jimmy: So you said you were me?
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of. Anyway, Elke has a one-day stop over in Retroville on her way to a tennis tournament, and I'm afraid when she sees me, she'll find out I've been lying to her.
Jimmy: Because you have!
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of. And then she won't like me anymore.
Jimmy: And by you, you mean me!
Carl: Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of.
Jimmy: Well, if you're looking for help, count me out!
Sheen: Oh, come on, Jimmy, just let Carl pretend to be you. He could show her some inventions, fly her in the hover car, and she'll never know.
Jimmy: No way. I'm not letting Carl touch my stuff.
Carl: Oh, please, Jimmy. This may be my only chance to impress a tennis-playing, teen-modeling, ballet-dancing, gymnasticking masseuse.
Sheen: Yeah, come on, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Okay, for one day only you can be Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius.
Carl: Yay, thanks, Jim! You're the best friend in the whole world. Oh, by the way, I told her you're my dimwitted assistant.
Jimmy: What?!
Carl: And then I said you were an experiment that went horribly wrong.
Sheen: Sweet!
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Carl: You think I should put on something nice to meet her?
Jimmy: (Mumbles) Like a mask.
Sheen: Carl, what you need is a total makeover from nerd guy to science guy.
Jimmy: (Mumbles) Like a mask.
Sheen: Carl, what you need is a total makeover from nerd guy to science guy.
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Carl: There she is. (Bashfully) Elke...
Elke: Ja? Carl Wheezer!
Jimmy: Hi, I'm, um...
Carl: My dimwitted assistant. Take Elke's bag, and be quick about it!
Sheen: I'm Sheen.
Elke: (Whispers in Carl's ear) He really used to be a monkey?
Sheen: Monkey? What kind--flying monkey, squirrel monkey, a chunky, funky monkey?
Elke: Ooh, I love your car which hovers.
Carl: Yeah, well, it's just a little something threw together one afternoon. Après vous. Oh, that's French for "get in." Okay, uh...
Jimmy: Go ahead, Boy Genius, start her up.
Carl: Hmm, let's see...I'll, uh, maybe...
Jimmy: May I suggest that instead of the arm-missiles button, you push the one right below it?
Carl: I know what button to push! I was just testing you. I'm teaching him how to drive.
Jimmy: Yeah, I'll teach you how to...(Sheen caps Jimmy's mouth shut)
Sheen: Okay, Monkey Boy says "Let's get this show on the road."
Elke: Ja? Carl Wheezer!
Jimmy: Hi, I'm, um...
Carl: My dimwitted assistant. Take Elke's bag, and be quick about it!
Sheen: I'm Sheen.
Elke: (Whispers in Carl's ear) He really used to be a monkey?
Sheen: Monkey? What kind--flying monkey, squirrel monkey, a chunky, funky monkey?
Elke: Ooh, I love your car which hovers.
Carl: Yeah, well, it's just a little something threw together one afternoon. Après vous. Oh, that's French for "get in." Okay, uh...
Jimmy: Go ahead, Boy Genius, start her up.
Carl: Hmm, let's see...I'll, uh, maybe...
Jimmy: May I suggest that instead of the arm-missiles button, you push the one right below it?
Carl: I know what button to push! I was just testing you. I'm teaching him how to drive.
Jimmy: Yeah, I'll teach you how to...(Sheen caps Jimmy's mouth shut)
Sheen: Okay, Monkey Boy says "Let's get this show on the road."
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Elke: It is so nice to finally meet you in the person. You are such a genius.
Principal: (Singing) His name was Rico he was a show boy...(Screams)
Carl: Uh, Dimwitted Assistant, remember what I taught you about setting the hover car under control?!
Principal: (Singing) His name was Rico he was a show boy...(Screams)
Carl: Uh, Dimwitted Assistant, remember what I taught you about setting the hover car under control?!
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Carl: Whew. Are you okay, Elke?
Elke: Ja.
Carl: You nincompoop! You must have put the wrong fuel in my hover car!
Jimmy: What?! Your hover car?! I...Ugh! Sorry, Carl. My mistake.
Carl: Well, don't ever let it happen again, and it's Mr. Wheezer to you. You just can't get good help these days.
Elke: May we go to see your lab now?
Carl: You got it. To the lab, Dimwitted Assistant.
Jimmy: Uh, yes, sir.
Carl: "Yes, sir, Mr. Wheezer."
Elke: Ja.
Carl: You nincompoop! You must have put the wrong fuel in my hover car!
Jimmy: What?! Your hover car?! I...Ugh! Sorry, Carl. My mistake.
Carl: Well, don't ever let it happen again, and it's Mr. Wheezer to you. You just can't get good help these days.
Elke: May we go to see your lab now?
Carl: You got it. To the lab, Dimwitted Assistant.
Jimmy: Uh, yes, sir.
Carl: "Yes, sir, Mr. Wheezer."
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Sheen: Don't you love the Swedish language?
Elke: Carl, what are these fantastic things?
Carl: Uh...
Jimmy: Yes, Mr. Wheezer, go ahead, tell her what all these inventions are and how they work.
Carl: Okay, well, that's the bring-back-people-from-another-time machiney thingy. And that's the thingy that goes (Blows Raspberry) and that's the yellow thingy, I know that.
Elke: "Yellow thingy"--you are so the modest boy.
Carl: Oh, well...
Elke: Can you bring back my favorite Swedish poet, Ingmar Ibsen?
Carl: Of course. I'm a genius, aren't I? Now, let me see...Poet, poet...I...Oh, yeah, I think it's these ones.
Jimmy: Mr. Wheezer, wait!
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting Madly)
Jimmy: Attilla the Hun!
Carl: Is he a poet?
Jimmy: No, he's one for the most ferocious warriors of all time.
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting Madly) Destroy! Attack! Kill! Malm! Conquer! Pinch! (Grunting Madly)
Jimmy: That's my...Uh, I mean, Carl's nuclear reactor. He could set off a radioactive meltdown!
Elke: You make with the saving the day now, Carl?
Carl: Uh, yeah.
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting)
Carl: Who wants fudge brownies?
Jimmy: Brownies?
Attilla the Hun: Plain or with nuts?
Carl: Nuts.
Jimmy: Nuts?!
Attilla the Hun: Nuts! (Cheering)
Jimmy: Whew.
Carl: You supreme bonehead, this was all your fault! You must have got bubble gum in my machine! You're fired!
Jimmy: I'm what?!
Sheen: Take off!
Jimmy: Okay, I will, and you're coming with me.
Sheen: But I want a brownie, too.
Elke: Carl, what are these fantastic things?
Carl: Uh...
Jimmy: Yes, Mr. Wheezer, go ahead, tell her what all these inventions are and how they work.
Carl: Okay, well, that's the bring-back-people-from-another-time machiney thingy. And that's the thingy that goes (Blows Raspberry) and that's the yellow thingy, I know that.
Elke: "Yellow thingy"--you are so the modest boy.
Carl: Oh, well...
Elke: Can you bring back my favorite Swedish poet, Ingmar Ibsen?
Carl: Of course. I'm a genius, aren't I? Now, let me see...Poet, poet...I...Oh, yeah, I think it's these ones.
Jimmy: Mr. Wheezer, wait!
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting Madly)
Jimmy: Attilla the Hun!
Carl: Is he a poet?
Jimmy: No, he's one for the most ferocious warriors of all time.
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting Madly) Destroy! Attack! Kill! Malm! Conquer! Pinch! (Grunting Madly)
Jimmy: That's my...Uh, I mean, Carl's nuclear reactor. He could set off a radioactive meltdown!
Elke: You make with the saving the day now, Carl?
Carl: Uh, yeah.
Attilla the Hun: (Grunting)
Carl: Who wants fudge brownies?
Jimmy: Brownies?
Attilla the Hun: Plain or with nuts?
Carl: Nuts.
Jimmy: Nuts?!
Attilla the Hun: Nuts! (Cheering)
Jimmy: Whew.
Carl: You supreme bonehead, this was all your fault! You must have got bubble gum in my machine! You're fired!
Jimmy: I'm what?!
Sheen: Take off!
Jimmy: Okay, I will, and you're coming with me.
Sheen: But I want a brownie, too.
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Jimmy: I got kicked out of my lab. I'm the genius, not that llama-loving jerk. I'm going back in there and tell Elke the truth.
Sheen: No, Jimmy, this may be Carl's one chance at love, and Elke might have a sister, or twin, or cousin, or youngish aunt, or what about...
Jimmy: If Carl touches one thing in there, if he moves one atom...If he even breathes on anything...
Carl: (Riding in Jimmy's rocket) Next stop: the moon!
Sheen: You were saying?
Jimmy: He's out of control!
Sheen: Relax, he's probably just writing her name in the sky. Must be the Swedish spelling.
Carl: (Screaming)
Elke: Carl, it's too fast. Make with the slowing down.
Carl: How about I point out interesting things in space, okay? Um...That's a big flying rock, and that's another big flying rock, AND THAT'S A GIGANTIC FLYING ROCK COMING RIGHT AT US!!!!!!
Jimmy: I've got to get him out of the meteor shower.
Elke: Look--Dimwitted Assistant and Former Monkey.
Sheen: No, Jimmy, this may be Carl's one chance at love, and Elke might have a sister, or twin, or cousin, or youngish aunt, or what about...
Jimmy: If Carl touches one thing in there, if he moves one atom...If he even breathes on anything...
Carl: (Riding in Jimmy's rocket) Next stop: the moon!
Sheen: You were saying?
Jimmy: He's out of control!
Sheen: Relax, he's probably just writing her name in the sky. Must be the Swedish spelling.
Carl: (Screaming)
Elke: Carl, it's too fast. Make with the slowing down.
Carl: How about I point out interesting things in space, okay? Um...That's a big flying rock, and that's another big flying rock, AND THAT'S A GIGANTIC FLYING ROCK COMING RIGHT AT US!!!!!!
Jimmy: I've got to get him out of the meteor shower.
Elke: Look--Dimwitted Assistant and Former Monkey.
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(All Moaning)
Elke: Carl, I...I must say to you something.
Carl: Hold that thought. Way to go, Dimwitted Assistant! I had everything under control until you messed it up!
Jimmy: Under control?! I saved your life, Genius!
Carl: Go home and play with your llamas, you big, dumb, dummy, dopey, little-brain, dum-dum dummy.
Jimmy: Okay, that's it, Wheezer. Elke, you want to know the truth?
Sheen: Jimmy, no! Remember that cute Swedish sister or neighbor. Think of the accent, the meatballs, the socialized medicine. Abba!
Elke: Carl, I have confession to make. I'm not teen model, tennis star or other cool things. I am just simple farm girl who comes here with parents to buy llama feed from American cousin.
Carl: You mean...
Elke: Ja, I am big fake! I am not right for genius boy of many adventures.
Carl: No! I'm a big fake, too!
Elke: What?
Carl: Yeah, I'm a nerd. I don't even know how to spell "science," and I love llamas more than people.
Elke: No, Carl, don't try to make feel better with lies.
Carl: But I...
Jimmy: Sheen, let me go!
Carl: Wait!
Elke: Llama Love Society? I'm a member, too!
Carl: Your photo is nice, too.
Elke: Oh, Carl, it is the truth. You were lying. You are a nerd.
Carl: A heavyset, glasses-wearing nerd with a blanky and many fears and numerous medical problems.
Elke: Come. Let me kiss you so many times, Nerd Boy.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm a nerd!
Sheen: I'm a nerd, too!
Jimmy: I'm a huge nerd.
Sheen: I'm the nerdiest kid in town.
Carl: Elke, there's a brand-new baby llama at the petting zoo.
Elke: What are we doing here?
Carl: Let's boogie!<
Elke: Carl, I...I must say to you something.
Carl: Hold that thought. Way to go, Dimwitted Assistant! I had everything under control until you messed it up!
Jimmy: Under control?! I saved your life, Genius!
Carl: Go home and play with your llamas, you big, dumb, dummy, dopey, little-brain, dum-dum dummy.
Jimmy: Okay, that's it, Wheezer. Elke, you want to know the truth?
Sheen: Jimmy, no! Remember that cute Swedish sister or neighbor. Think of the accent, the meatballs, the socialized medicine. Abba!
Elke: Carl, I have confession to make. I'm not teen model, tennis star or other cool things. I am just simple farm girl who comes here with parents to buy llama feed from American cousin.
Carl: You mean...
Elke: Ja, I am big fake! I am not right for genius boy of many adventures.
Carl: No! I'm a big fake, too!
Elke: What?
Carl: Yeah, I'm a nerd. I don't even know how to spell "science," and I love llamas more than people.
Elke: No, Carl, don't try to make feel better with lies.
Carl: But I...
Jimmy: Sheen, let me go!
Carl: Wait!
Elke: Llama Love Society? I'm a member, too!
Carl: Your photo is nice, too.
Elke: Oh, Carl, it is the truth. You were lying. You are a nerd.
Carl: A heavyset, glasses-wearing nerd with a blanky and many fears and numerous medical problems.
Elke: Come. Let me kiss you so many times, Nerd Boy.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm a nerd!
Sheen: I'm a nerd, too!
Jimmy: I'm a huge nerd.
Sheen: I'm the nerdiest kid in town.
Carl: Elke, there's a brand-new baby llama at the petting zoo.
Elke: What are we doing here?
Carl: Let's boogie!<
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Carl: Hey, Guys! Okay, you're coming back right? Guys! My scapula!
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Sheen: Hey, look! I'm totally flat! (Falls on the ground)
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Timmy: I wish I have a cool rocket like Neutron's
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Timmy: (hesitating) that I will now invent behind this tree.
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Cindy: I'm having a great time, Neutron.
Jimmy: Me too, Cindy. I'm glad you could spend the dance time with me.
Timmy: Mind if I cut in?
Jimmy: Me too, Cindy. I'm glad you could spend the dance time with me.
Timmy: Mind if I cut in?
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Jimmy: Hey! The upbeat groovy dances were mine!
Dimsdale Libby: I can't belive we're jamming at the first ever multi-dimensinal dance party!
Sheen: (Switches between Retroville and Dimsdale) Yeah, look! I'm flat! I'm bulgy! I'm flat! I'm bulgy!
Dimsdale Libby: I can't belive we're jamming at the first ever multi-dimensinal dance party!
Sheen: (Switches between Retroville and Dimsdale) Yeah, look! I'm flat! I'm bulgy! I'm flat! I'm bulgy!
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Carl: (sarcasticlly) Hi, Mrs. Neutron.
Retroville Cosmo: Whoo, yeah!
Retroville Cosmo: Whoo, yeah!
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Cindy: I got an idea. Carl turn around.
Carl: Why? (Cindy pulls up his underwear and writes on it)
Cindy: Alright we know he is big, we know he has superpowers and we know he has weapons.
Cosmo: And look! There's a smiling sun!
Cindy: All we have to do is get rid all three of those.
Carl: Why? (Cindy pulls up his underwear and writes on it)
Cindy: Alright we know he is big, we know he has superpowers and we know he has weapons.
Cosmo: And look! There's a smiling sun!
Cindy: All we have to do is get rid all three of those.
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Mr. Turner: Hey, what's going on?
Hugh: I can't move!
Hugh: I can't move!
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Shirley: Hey, I do rule!
Cindy: I can't belive it!
Libby: Nethier do I! He spelled "rules" with a "Z"! What's up with that?
Cindy: I can't belive it!
Libby: Nethier do I! He spelled "rules" with a "Z"! What's up with that?
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