The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius Quotes

Hugh: Calm down, folks. Now, just tell me, what did the Jimster do?
Nick: He busted my skateboard, dude!
Carl: He said I was gonna to be "dust in the wind."
Grandmother: He made me smile and my dentures fell out.
Sheen: He mocked UltraLord's family.
Cindy: He made my heart sing and...I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable I cannot repeat them in mixed company.
Man: And... he threw a pie in my face!
Hugh: (Chuckles) You can't beat the classics.
Man: (Growling)
Hugh: I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things, so...Who wants pie?
Together: (All Growling)
Man: (Spits) I'm good.
Jimmy: Oh, no, it was the clones. I got to find them so I can explain everything. Goddard, locate clones.

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Happy Jimmy: I had the most scrumptious day with my most wonderful Grandmama.
French Jimmy: I fell in love with a beautiful mademoiselle.
Gangster Jimmy: I did some cool moves on a dude's skateboard, but it couldn't take my awesome power, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Jimmy: There you are.
Jimmy's Clones: Hi, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Follow me back to my house so I can explain to everybody...One, two, three, four, five...We're short one clone. We've got to find him, now!
Comedy Jimmy: It's that evil one. He's so bad he makes Attilla The Hun look like Bambi!
Depressed Jimmy: We'll never find him--we're doomed!
Gangsta Jimmy: 'Ey, I'll find 'im and take 'im down all by myself wit my bare hands--look out!

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Space: Near Van Patten Belt
Sheen: Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
Libby: You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.
Sheen: Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Carl: Thanks for taking us miniture golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?
Jimmy: Thanks, Carl...(Gulping Loudly) But we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Cindy: Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.
Jimmy: Hey! How about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?
Cindy: You're right, Jimmy. Thank you...for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
Jimmy: What is your problem, Vortex?!
Cindy: I don't have a problem! What's your problem?!
Jimmy: Oh, I think you do have a problem.

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Carl: It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. (Belches)
Libby: All this space travel has given me a zit! (Groans) I need Vanishing Cream.
Cindy: You can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah?! You want to go right now?
Cindy: Bring it on, Brain Boy!

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Carl: (Belches)
Libby: I need more Vanishing Cream!
Sheen: I gotta get me one of these!

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Cindy: Getting angry, Neutron?
Jimmy: We flew straight into the Van Patten Radiation Belt! The systems are offline! Hold on, everyone!
All: (Scream)

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Jimmy: Everybody okay?
Carl: Yeah, except for my head and my trick knee. My scapula, though, surprisingly seems fine.
Jimmy: That could've been bad. Exposure to Van Patten rays has been known to cause weird mutations. Fortunately, there doesn't seem to be any adverse side effects.
Both: (Gasp)
Jimmy: What?
Sheen: Dude, that is one wicked sunburn.
Jimmy: Huh? Holy Heisenberg! This isn't sunburn. The Van Patten rays altered my skin pigment!

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(Boys Gasp)
Jimmy: Cindy, the rays affected you, too!
Cindy: So I'm super-strong. I'm still not going to hold this thing all day!

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Miss Fowl: (Shrieks)
Sheen: This is all very interesting, but I need to find the Little Crash Survivors' Room. (Runs to the restroom and back) What'd I miss?
Jimmy: Sheen, the rays have given you the power to vibrate at super-fast speed!
Sheen: Sweet! But I think they also shrunk my bladder. Excuse me.(Runs to the restroom and back again): Cindy: Wait a minute. Where's Libby?
Libby: Open your eyes, girlfriend. I'm right in front of you.

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Libby: Hey, I was invisible! Cool!
Carl: I don't feel so good. (Belches Loud and Thunderously)
Sheen: Y'know, Milwaukee has very clean restrooms.
Jimmy: I think I see what happened. You all got super powers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
Cindy: And you just turned orange?! How lame is that?!
Jimmy: It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
Carl: (Sniffs) Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma.
Both: (Laugh)
Sheen: Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power TO ATTACK TOKYO!!!!(Runs to Tokyo and back) Guys, come on--pick up the pace.
Jimmy: Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo--we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.
Sheen: Why didn't I think of that?
Libby: You mean...become superheroes?
Cindy: I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
Carl: I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5: 30.
Sheen: Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow. Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
Libby: Excuse me?!
Sheen: And Two Girls.

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Steve: Check it out. I'm a speed demon. You gettin' this, baby?
Jenny: Sure am, honey.
Steve: Whoo-hoo!
Announcer: You're watching vacation footage of Steve and Jenny Bissell, who set out for paradise but sailed smack-dab into the mystery of the Bahama Quadrangle.
Steve: Uh, honey, what's the deal with this fog?
Jenny: Uh, I don't know. Steve, I'm frightened.
Steve: Well, don't panic, it's probably nothing. H-Hey! What's happening?
Jenny: Steve, where are you?
Steve: Honey!
Jenny: Steve?!
Steve: No! Stay back!

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Announcer: They were never seen again. Had the Bahama Quadrangle taken two more victims into it's watery clutches?
Sheen: Cool.
Carl: Spooky.
Jimmy: Oh, what a bunch of baloney. You don't believe the Bahama Quadrangle is haunted, do you?
Carl: Well, how else do you explain all the boats and planes that went missing there?
Jimmy: It could be anything--sudden tornadoes, freak electrical storms...
Sheen: Ghosts of the undead hoarding human flesh to feed their ravenous hunger?
Jimmy: Sheen, do you even believe half the stuff you say?
Sheen: Yes. Or do I?
Carl: Well, have you ever been there, Jimmy?
Jimmy: No, but I've read all about it. It's where one of my favorite scientists, Dr. Sydney Moist, used to conduct his groundbreaking oceanographic research.
Carl: Used to? What happened to him?
Jimmy: He went missing.
Sheen: Aha!
Jimmy: That's just a coincidence.
Sheen: It's sorcery, I tells you!
Carl: Or evil porpoises.
Sheen: Or fish-headed octo-men.
Jimmy: Get up.
Carl: Where we going?
Jimmy: To the Bahama Quadrangle, so I can prove that this "mystery" is perfectly explainable.
Sheen: Hmm...nah.
Carl: I'll pass.
Jimmy: Fine, then we'll start our essays on the Habsburg Empire.
Carl: Quadrangle it is.
Sheen: Right behind you, Captain.

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Jimmy: Until now.
Carl: Uh, Jimmy, flying into a fog bank on a perfectly sunny day is normal, right?
Sheen: Of course it is. Happens all the time, right, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Actually...
Sheen: We're doomed!
Jimmy: We're not doomed. The only thing to fear is total engine failure.

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Jimmy: Now we're doomed.

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Jimmy: Guys, there's something fishy going on here.
Carl: Fishy? As in evil porpoises? Well, this was fun. Let's go home!
Jimmy: Carl, we need to go underwater and investigate. Everyone take some Air-Gum.

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Carl: Okay, now if we get lost, let's meet back here so we don't...(Shrieking) Wait for me! Jimmy was right--nothing mysterious here. Bye!
Jimmy: That's strange. I'm picking up humanoid bio-signs from that direction. Follow me.
Sheen: Can't we just take a moment to appreciate this? We're young, we're in the Bahamas, we've got our whole lives ahead of us. Perhaps I spoke too soon!
Carl: Jimmy, what's happening?
Jimmy: I don't know. Can't...Fight...Current! Too strong! (Shouts)
Sheen: This place has seen the last of my tourist dollars! (Shouts)
Carl: All right, Evil Porpoise, I don't like you and you don't like me, so...yike!
Jimmy: (Grunts)
Sheen: (Shouts)
Carl: (Screams)
Sheen: Good-bye, world! The horror! So, where are we anyway?
Jimmy: Seaweed. It looks like we've been sucked into some sort of kelp processing plant.
Sydney Moist: Bravo! Excellent deduction.
Carl: Hey, Jimmy, isn't that...
Jimmy: Dr. Sydney Moist, the world's leading researcher in the field of phytechemical compounds.
Sydney Moist: And a deliciously graceful tap dancer. Yeah!
Jimmy: But you were reported dead years ago.
Sydney Moist: Oh, I can assure you i'm quite alive--marvelously, resplendently alive! And Charleston. Huh! (Scatting)
Sheen: Hey, Jimmy, you didn't tell us Dr. Moist was completely out of his...(Grunts)
Sydney Moist: Ah, my apologies for sucking you into my lab. The ocean is full of spies. But enough jibber-jabber--who's hungry, hmm? Hipsey, Russell! (Tinkles Bell)
Sheen: Oh, look! Dr. Nut-Job has some slimy green friends.
Sydney Moist: Show our guests to the table. I hope you boys are hungry.

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Sydney Moist: I decided to make men out of algae. I call them..."Algae-Men"!
Sheen: And I thought he was insane.
Sydney Moist: Well, eat up, there's plenty for everyone.
Sheen: (Flatly) Mmm. It's scrumptious. (Gags)
Jimmy: Yum, yum.
Carl: (Meekly) Yeah, that really hits the spot. (Whimpers)
Jimmy: Why live underwater when you could share with other scientists?
Sydney Moist: Ha! Never! They all laughed at me and called me "Dr. Loony-Pants." Well, who's laughing now, hmm? Who's crazy now?! (Laughs Maniacally) I'll go check on dessert.
Jimmy: Guys, what'd I tell you? There's nothing mysterious about the Bahama Quadrangle.
Carl: Oh, no? We're having dinner at the bottom of the ocean with a crazy lunatic and his seaweed friends.
Jimmy: Okay, granted, he's a little eccentric...(Stares To Camera and Points Sheen)
Sheen: A little eccentric?! The guy's crazier then a sackful of spider monkeys!
Sydney Moist: So, how are we doing, hmm?
Jimmy: Dr. Moist, can you explain to my friends here that there's nothing mysterious about the Bahama Quadrangle?
Sydney Moist: I'd be happy to...Right after your transformation.
Jimmy: (Gulps) Transformation?
Sydney Moist: Into Algae-Men, just like all the other fools who've passed this way to spy on me!
Jimmy: Huh?
Sydney Moist: That's right--your food was checkfull of mutant algae seeds.
Jimmy: Huh?
Sydney Moist: Which even as we speak are infusing your every cell with kelpy goodness!
Jimmy: Huh?
Carl: Guys, I'm turning green!
Jimmy: But you ate it, too--we saw you.
Sydney Moist: Yes, but I have the antidote. (Gulping Loudly) Ah, tha

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Jimmy: So, Dr. Moist kidnaps anyone passing through in the Bahama Quadrangle and turns them into algae-based manservants. I told you it wasn't anything supernatural.
Sheen: Gee, you were right, Jimmy. I'd congratulate you if I weren't being turned into a 85-pound walking salad!
Carl: Oh, I don't know, maybe being algae isn't so bad. I mean, all we have to do is keep our coats moist and slimy.
Sheen: And be butlers to a tap-happy mental case!
Carl: Oh, right.
Jimmy: That's it!
Carl: What's it?
Jimmy: Every room in the lab is kept extremely humid so the Algae-Men can thrive.
Sheen: So?
Jimmy: So watch.

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Hipsey: (Coughing Violently)
Jimmy: It's working.
Hipsey: (Coughing Continues)

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Jimmy: Now we get his keys.

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Sydney Moist: (Singing) I knew a young lady named Eloise Crocker whose beauty could knock a man right off his rocker. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't want to knock her but she stank like the sweat socks in Davy Jones' Locker.

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Jimmy: Guys, you distract the Algae-Men while I go for the antidote.
Sheen: Right. Shall we?
Carl: Do let's. Step right up, fellas. Find the pretty lady. That's right--find the pretty lady. Nobody goes home a loser.

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Sydney Moist: (Scatting)
Jimmy: (Knocks Softly) An electrical-vectors entry? I expected more from Dr. Moist.
Sydney Moist: (Scatting While Tap-Dancing)
Jimmy: Or not.

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Carl: That's right--up and down and all around. Find the pretty lady. Oooh! Tough luck, chief.
Hipsey and Russell: (Growling)
Carl: (Laughs Nervously)
Jimmy: Carl, Sheen--catch!
Carl: Oh, what this isn't high in sodium, is it? Because I'm not supposed...(Screams)(Gulping) Yay, I'm pasty again!
Sydney Moist: (Scatting) You'll never escape! My algae-men will get you!
Jimmy: I'd like to see them try!
Sheen: Yeah! You would?
Sydney Moist: Crush them!
Hipsey and Russell: (Groaning Menacingly)
Jimmy: Guys, chew as much Air-Gum as you can.
Carl: Sorry, it's my breath, isn't it?
Jimmy: No, Carl, algae thrives on C02. There's enough in this gum to cause the algae-men to grow exponentially.
Sheen: And how is that good again?
Jimmy: No time to explain. Just chew for your lives! Quick, guys, follow me.
Hipsey and Russell: (Groaning)
Sydney Moist: (Screams) Stop! What are you doing? Stop growing this instant! Don't make me do my angry dance! No! (Voice Becomes Muffled)
Jimmy: Swim! Hurry!

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Jimmy: We did it. Dr. Moist's reign of terror is over.
Sheen: The mystery of the Bahama Quadrangle is solved.
Carl: I'm just glad it wasn't evil porpoises. That would have been terrifying.
Sheen: Oh, not again with the fog!

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Jimmy: Uh, guys? What say we let this mystery slide?

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Jimmy: Can you turn off the music, Sheen?
Sheen: Sorry.
Jimmy: Notice the Miscellana octoria's distinctive tibial spurs and scierotized pedipalps.
Sheen: Fascinating. Can you make it do the Hokey-Pokey?
Jimmy: Sheen, go home.
Carl: Guys! Guys! Guys! I've got a girlfriend!
Jimmy: Huh?
Sheen: (Gasps and faints)
Jimmy: Who is she?
Carl: Well, she's my pen pal from Sweden and she's coming to Retroville and her name is Elke Ekberg.
Sheen: That was weird. I thought I heard Carl say he had a girlfriend.
Carl: I do! Here's her picture.
Sheen: (Gasps and faints again)

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Carl: She's a teen model, tennis star, gymnast, masseuse and ballet dancer.
Jimmy: Don't take this the wrong way, Carl, but you're kind of a nerd. What does she see in you?
Carl: Well, I sent her some pictures.
Sheen: Man...Where was I when you did all this stuff?
Jimmy: Carl, these are all pictures of me!
Sheen: (Gasps)
Carl: Yeah, I didn't think she'd like a hefty boy with glasses who's into llamas and sleeps with a blanky and has unsightly spots all over his...
Sheen: Too much information!

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