Psych Quotes
Shawn: I'm getting more... like five hundred thousand, which could last a whole lifetime.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
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Buzz McNab: [obviously trying to avoid mentioning the fact that Gus is black] Just so you know, Mauler barks at all cars, not just... blue ones.
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Gus: What are we looking for anyway?
Shawn: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled "TNT." An anvil. Anything.
Gus: [picking up a rim] Check this out!
Shawn: What, you have something? The point of those examples was to imply it wouldn't be so obvious.
Shawn: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled "TNT." An anvil. Anything.
Gus: [picking up a rim] Check this out!
Shawn: What, you have something? The point of those examples was to imply it wouldn't be so obvious.
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Henry: [watching Shawn jump up and down because he just figured out the case] Shawn, don't you dare learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!
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Gus: I wrote the location down.
Shawn: This says "In the middle of a field". Why did you have to write that down?
Gus: The address is on the back.
Shawn: This says "In the middle of a field". Why did you have to write that down?
Gus: The address is on the back.
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Note that Little Shawn wrote to Principal Trott:
Jimmy Nickels Did it! Your hair looks great.
Jimmy Nickels Did it! Your hair looks great.
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Juliet: Shawn, how do you know this?
Shawn: The same way that I know that as a child Lassie wanted nothing more than a pony.
[They all look at Lassiter]
Lassiter: Oh, come on. Who didn't?
Gus: Anyone who wasn't an 8 year-old girl.
Shawn: The same way that I know that as a child Lassie wanted nothing more than a pony.
[They all look at Lassiter]
Lassiter: Oh, come on. Who didn't?
Gus: Anyone who wasn't an 8 year-old girl.
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Henry: It's a good thing we wore our lucky shirts.
Shawn: I'm just worried someone is going to stare directly at the pattern and have a seizure.
Shawn: I'm just worried someone is going to stare directly at the pattern and have a seizure.
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Shawn: Don't you "ehh" me, dude. I broke up a highly intricate race fixing syndicate while wearing a shirt designed by a monkey coming off a three day sugar binge.
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Henry: Oh, Shawn, what have I told you a thousand times before?
Young Shawn: Don't hide Gus in the pantry?
Henry: That lies always lead to more lies. Now, go to your room.
Yonug Shawn: I don't know where that is.
Henry: SHAWN!!!
Young Shawn: Who's Shawn?
Young Shawn: Don't hide Gus in the pantry?
Henry: That lies always lead to more lies. Now, go to your room.
Yonug Shawn: I don't know where that is.
Henry: SHAWN!!!
Young Shawn: Who's Shawn?
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Chief Vick: Is there something wrong with you, Mr. Spencer?
Lassiter: You picked today to ask him that question?
Lassiter: You picked today to ask him that question?
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Chef Antonio: We just had a suprise inspection a few days ago. Is there something wrong?
Shawn: Yes, you weren't suprised enough.
Shawn: Yes, you weren't suprised enough.
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Lassiter: Where is the restaurant manager?
Shawn: Probably inside managing the restaurant.
Shawn: Probably inside managing the restaurant.
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Young Shawn: Okay, I'm going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
Henry: [pointing to the knight] Stop! What is this piece called?
Young Shawn: I call him Dwight.
Henry: [pointing to the bishop] What is this one called?
Young Shawn: B.A. Baracus.
Henry: [pointing to the knight] Stop! What is this piece called?
Young Shawn: I call him Dwight.
Henry: [pointing to the bishop] What is this one called?
Young Shawn: B.A. Baracus.
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Shawn: It's a chance to go undercover in high school, a la 21 Jump Street? Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp; sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson.
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Lassiter: [after Shawns wipes makeup off of suspect's forehead] He's wearing makeup!
Student: Is he gay?
Shawn: No! ...Um, maybe. [pause] Look, I... I don't know.
Student: Is he gay?
Shawn: No! ...Um, maybe. [pause] Look, I... I don't know.
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Shawn: [sees Lassiter and gasps] It's a miracle!
Gus: Thank God you're all right!
Shawn: We heard a cop named Lassie died. Jules, tell me you got the flowers.
Lassiter: Lassie III was a retired police dog.
Gus: From the obit, it's amazing what you two had in common—strong, dedicated, loyal.
Shawn: Bouts with ringworm, expressive eyes, goes like this after he poops. [theatrically wipes his feet on the ground]
Gus: Thank God you're all right!
Shawn: We heard a cop named Lassie died. Jules, tell me you got the flowers.
Lassiter: Lassie III was a retired police dog.
Gus: From the obit, it's amazing what you two had in common—strong, dedicated, loyal.
Shawn: Bouts with ringworm, expressive eyes, goes like this after he poops. [theatrically wipes his feet on the ground]
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Shawn: First the stick, then the carrot.
Gus: You don't even know what that means.
Shawn: Leave me alone.
Gus: You don't even know what that means.
Shawn: Leave me alone.
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Shawn: Do you realize what this means? She said Big and Top Secret! That's two of our favorite 80s movies!
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Shawn: I'd say that's pretty ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones in a Bond movie, but still.
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Henry: Well that's a stupid house to rob.
Shawn: Does anyone live up to your expectations? Maybe we should get the robber's phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.
Shawn: Does anyone live up to your expectations? Maybe we should get the robber's phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.
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Shawn: Look, Jules, you've got to take your chi back, take it back! And that means doing something big, something risky. Something that will help you blow this case wide open. [gets down on one knee] Marry me, Juliet.
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Lassiter: Just so we're clear, [he holds his hand high] here are real detectives. [he holds up his other hand, much further down] Bounty hunters are here. [he moves the first hand directly on top of the second] And psychics are here.
Shawn: Dude, we beat out bounty hunters!
Lassiter: By a knuckle.
Gus: Where are orthodontists on this list?
Shawn: Dude, we beat out bounty hunters!
Lassiter: By a knuckle.
Gus: Where are orthodontists on this list?
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Shawn: [on the phone with Juliet] Admit it, you're a little turned on by the whole bounty hunter thing, aren't you? Come on, Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. I mean, I know the psychic thing is sexy, I mean, that's a given; it's a sexy thing, but... Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. It's hot. It's hot!
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[Lassiter's desk is covered with snow globes]
Lassiter: I hate snow globes.
Shawn: Huh. That's strange, because my psychic sense told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares of being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burned your skin off.
Lassiter: Who keeps telling people I like snow globes?!
Lassiter: I hate snow globes.
Shawn: Huh. That's strange, because my psychic sense told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares of being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burned your skin off.
Lassiter: Who keeps telling people I like snow globes?!
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