MythBusters Quotes
Kari: Do you see his [Jamie's] machine working? It's like Dante's Inferno over there!
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Adam: I can see the cut now, "Hey! We'll be drinking mimosas in an hour or two."...
Adam: [in a flashback clip] We'll be, like, sipping mimosas on the beach...
Adam: ...Cut to, "6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): 6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it.
Adam: "They've found two needles..."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): They've found two needles...
Adam: "But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go.
Adam: [in a flashback clip] We'll be, like, sipping mimosas on the beach...
Adam: ...Cut to, "6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): 6 hours later, Adam's team is still going at it.
Adam: "They've found two needles..."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): They've found two needles...
Adam: "But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go."
Rob Lee (US Narrator): But still have the smallest needle and the bone needle to go.
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Adam: This is adding some magnets to the front end of our feed trough. These are super strong neodymium magnets. And see if we can't pick the needle out at the very beginning.
Scottie: You just had your finger on it!
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Good idea. Jamie thought of it ages ago.
Scottie: You just had your finger on it!
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Good idea. Jamie thought of it ages ago.
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Adam: All right, so I think my faulty wiring of the faulty wiring is no longer faulty, so that it's correctly faulty.
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Jamie: Yet again we're blowing things up in front of my shop. And not only that but there are noxious chemicals involved which will probably leave a residue over the whole block and, um... I guess it's okay. I'm getting used to it. So are the neighbors.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Time to take stock. Model house — check. Potentially explosive bug bomb — check. Various open flames and electrical sparks — check. What could possibly go wrong?
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Adam: Here on MythBusters Makeover, we're turning this lovely California bungalow into a disaster zone.
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[After they succeed in blowing up the gas from the bug bombs.]
Adam: That's what I wanted to hear!
Adam: That's what I wanted to hear!
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Jamie: Putting all of these greenhouses up on the roof, I think I'm gonna get checked out by the police for growing pot or something up here, y'know. It's like "What are you doing?" It looks kinda suspicious.
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Tory: Do you have hardcore, to-the-bone death metal?
Music Store Clerk: Do we ever!
Music Store Clerk: Do we ever!
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Kari: I just think the talking plants are committing suicide because they're listening to [in a very high-pitched voice] "I loveyouloveyouloveyou" all freaking day!
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Kari: [From the recording] If you were in college, you'd be a freshman!
Adam: You called the plant a freshman?
Kari: [embarrassed] I... I was running out of material!!!
Adam: You called the plant a freshman?
Kari: [embarrassed] I... I was running out of material!!!
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[Scottie and Kari are recording various lines for their 'nice' and 'nasty' houses]
Scottie: [to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.
Kari: [yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?
Scottie: Beautiful round green peas...
Kari: You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.
Scottie: [to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.
Kari: [yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?
Scottie: Beautiful round green peas...
Kari: You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.
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Kari: [Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!
Scottie: [In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?
Tory: Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]
Scottie: Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.
Tory: Its okay, shhhh.
Scottie: [Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!
Tory: Lets get out of the sun.
Scottie: [In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?
Tory: Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]
Scottie: Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.
Tory: Its okay, shhhh.
Scottie: [Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!
Tory: Lets get out of the sun.
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[On experimenting with different mixtures of gunpowder.]
Adam: In this line of questioning, the only way to know without... being educated is to just keep on trying different formulations. And at a certain point we have to stop and just, you know, blow [censored] up.
Adam: In this line of questioning, the only way to know without... being educated is to just keep on trying different formulations. And at a certain point we have to stop and just, you know, blow [censored] up.
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[Adam has failed at several attempts to create effective rockets.]
Adam: I think we need to get professional help... then maybe find some rocket experts.
Adam: I think we need to get professional help... then maybe find some rocket experts.
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[Just after the first rocket chair launch.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Just like Xuan Hu, Buster's vanished, but he's no astronaut. In fact...he's toast.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Just like Xuan Hu, Buster's vanished, but he's no astronaut. In fact...he's toast.
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Adam: And here I thought the Elevator of Death was the most damage he's ever withstood. He is burnt to a crisp!
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Adam: I'm staring at a Chinese-dressed crash test dummy on a throne strapped to 70 pounds of gunpowder. [laughs] I just had another one of those Mythbuster moments.
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Jamie: Kind of makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it?
'Adam: If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!
'Adam: If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!
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Adam: Nonetheless, we were able to do it with a reasonable number of tests, and I'd say it's busted, busted, busted! and I don't wanna get any e-mails about it!
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