MythBusters Quotes

[Having busted the myth, Adam and Jamie are about to release the ducks into the bay. One of the ducks quacks loudly.]
Adam: Where were all those quacks when we needed them?

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Adam: How many of you have ever seen a washing machine... naked?

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Adam: What's that? That can't be that necessary, I don't recognize it!

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Adam: Basically now I'm about to pour the dog wee on the pile of baking soda, which, if the myth is correct, should cause a small explosion, or, if we're actually on Earth, will do absolutely bupkis.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Some of last season's fashions are packed around his legs.
Adam: (in a strange accent) I told you no colors with the whites!

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Adam: Get me the Jack Russell terrier urine! That oughta do it! They're hyper little creatures.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): You know a rock band has made it when they get their own private jet. The MythBusters know they've made it when they get to destroy their own private jet.

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Jamie: Since he's already dirty, he's been kind enough to...spare me.
Adam: That's how his shirt stays white. I do all the dirty work!

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Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

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Adam: An empty car doing doughnuts and a police car with its lights flashing...Nah, I checked. There's nothing more fun than that.

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Jamie: [In a bored voice] When will the fun ever stop?

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Adam: (very fast): Jamie! Jamie! Can I try it this time? Can I blow the bullet up? can I? Can I? really I can try.
Jamie: Shut up and set the bullet off.

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[Adam and Jamie buy goldfish and supplies for the test from Steve, a pet shop owner.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): It's the easiest sale Steve's ever made: two tanks, ten fish, and enough supplies to feed a whale.

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[The beginning of the competetion, to Adam.]
Jamie: I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass.

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(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)
Adam: Mine are eating their own poo.

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(Adam taps on Jamie's goldfish tank and says: "Goodnight fish")
Jamie, talking to the camera: You see, this is what has basically screwed him up, like, "Good night fish" (Imitating Adam), Yeah! that would help!
Adam: We have to identify the smart ones.

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Jamie: Hi, we're here to buy a trombone.
Clerk: Sure, for a student?
Adam: Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.

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[Pyrotechnician Jack Morocco is loading an explosive-filled mute into a trombone.]
Jack: So how much is in there?
Jamie: It goes all the way to the tip. That's six rocket engines.
Jack: Got a regular Panzerfaust here.

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Jack: Boy, I sure hope we don't fly beyond our limits here.

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Jack: Just another day of blowin' somethin' up.

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[Adam blows the demolished trombone.]
Adam: Hey, it still makes noise!

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Adam: [trying to make Buster stand in front of the trombone] It's like trying to make a dead man stand.
Rufus Hound (U.K. Narrator): Better not ask why Adam knows that.

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[During the initial test, where Jamie's soldiers aren't getting enough air power]
Adam: Jamie's made a doo-wop group, not a battalion of soldiers. Looks like the California Raisins.

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Adam:  : [Referring to Jamie's soldiers]They're cute...cute for SCIENCE.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Ah, the old Mythbusters motto: when in doubt, add something heavy.

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[Adam tips the bridge over, destroying it.]
Jamie: Feel better now?
Adam: I do feel better.
Jamie: Good for you.

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Jamie: There's poo everywhere!

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[Adam talking with a toothbrush in his mouth.]
Adam: We're using the ones that were on top of the toilet.

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[Adam is digging a hole in front of the workshop to bury pigs for a test.]
Jamie: Adam doesn't know it yet, but he's digging his own grave.
Adam: What's that?
Jamie: What? Nothing.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Who'da thought? Cheap car, dud battery.
Jamie: It seems like you have to take the car tire off in order to change the battery. What is the point? Probably because someone built the damn thing in a computer and doesn't have any sense. Piece of crap.
Rob Lee: While Jamie curses all things modern...

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