Lost Quotes
Desmond: [to Jack] But the first piece of land I saw wasn't Fiji was it, no... No it was here, this... this island. And you know why?
[Jack shakes his head]
Desmond: Because this, is it. This is all there is left. This ocean, and this place here, we are stuck in a bloody snowglobe!
[Jack shakes his head]
Desmond: Because this, is it. This is all there is left. This ocean, and this place here, we are stuck in a bloody snowglobe!
TV Show: Lost
Sayid: [to Desmond] I need your boat.
Desmond: I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal.
Sayid: I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly.
Desmond: Off to see the hostiles are ya?
Sayid: The what?
Desmond: You know what? Ignorance is bliss.
Desmond: I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal.
Sayid: I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly.
Desmond: Off to see the hostiles are ya?
Sayid: The what?
Desmond: You know what? Ignorance is bliss.
TV Show: Lost
Sayid: [To Sun] I'm sorry if what I said was unclear. But I asked Jin to come.
Sun: You need someone to translate. And you also need at least two people who know how to sail.
Sayid: Desmond managed on his own.
Sun: And look where he ended up.
Sun: You need someone to translate. And you also need at least two people who know how to sail.
Sayid: Desmond managed on his own.
Sun: And look where he ended up.
TV Show: Lost
Locke: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Desmond: "Smells like carrots."
Locke: Hello, Desmond.
Desmond: "Hello" yourself, box man.
Desmond: "Smells like carrots."
Locke: Hello, Desmond.
Desmond: "Hello" yourself, box man.
TV Show: Lost
Hurley: Did that bird just say my name?
Sawyer: Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold.
Sawyer: Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold.
TV Show: Lost
Sawyer: When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net, I thought he meant, er- something else.
Kate: Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?
Kate: Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?
TV Show: Lost
Sayid: (about the "foot") I do not know what is more disquieting---the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.
TV Show: Lost
Penelope: What are you running from, Desmond?
Desmond: I have to get my honor back. And that's what I'm running to.
Desmond: I have to get my honor back. And that's what I'm running to.
TV Show: Lost
[Eko is about to detonate the dynamite inside the hatch to blow open the blast door]
Charlie: Eko, wait. Just wait a second. I-I don't think it's a good idea, Eko. We're in a very confined area. [Eko lights the fuse, and ducks behind the wall] Oh, bollocks!
Charlie: Eko, wait. Just wait a second. I-I don't think it's a good idea, Eko. We're in a very confined area. [Eko lights the fuse, and ducks behind the wall] Oh, bollocks!
TV Show: Lost
Locke: [to Desmond] The Pearl is a psychological station, full of TV monitors. And uh, two men sat in viewing chairs and filled notebooks, with observations on what happens in here. And then they put the notebooks in pneumatic tubes, sent 'em back to their headquarters, so they could evaluate us, as an experiment.
[Desmond sighs and walks around the room]
Locke: What?
Desmond: What if you've got it backwards?
Locke: "Backwards"?
Desmond: What if the experiment wasn't on the two men in [The Swan] but on the two men in [The Pearl]?
[Desmond sighs and walks around the room]
Locke: What?
Desmond: What if you've got it backwards?
Locke: "Backwards"?
Desmond: What if the experiment wasn't on the two men in [The Swan] but on the two men in [The Pearl]?
TV Show: Lost
[Desmond is studying the print-out taken from The Pearl]
Locke: What are you doing?
Desmond: ... When did you come here?
Locke: What?
Desmond: The island. When did you come here? How long ago?
Locke: Sixty, sixty-five days-
Desmond: What was the date, what was the date?
Locke: September 22nd. It was September 22nd.
Desmond: I think I crashed your plane.
Locke: What are you doing?
Desmond: ... When did you come here?
Locke: What?
Desmond: The island. When did you come here? How long ago?
Locke: Sixty, sixty-five days-
Desmond: What was the date, what was the date?
Locke: September 22nd. It was September 22nd.
Desmond: I think I crashed your plane.
TV Show: Lost
Desmond: On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics, and this whole place just starting shakin', and that screen- that screen filled up with 'SYSTEM FAILURE', see, here, 'SYSTEM FAILURE, SYSTEM FAILURE', September 22nd, 2004, the day your plane crashed, it's real, it's all bloody real now PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!
TV Show: Lost
Desmond: [after Locke destroys the computer] You killed us. You killed us all.
Locke: No. I just saved us all.
Locke: No. I just saved us all.
TV Show: Lost
Penelope: (written in a letter to Desmond) Because all we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her.
TV Show: Lost
"Henry Gale": [to Hurley on the fate of Jack, Kate and Sawyer] Your friends are coming home with us.
TV Show: Lost
Portugese man 1: [Translated from Portugese. The man sees the computer alerting to an electromagnetic anomaly] What?
Portugese man 2: How long has it been doing that?
[First man goes over to the equipment and hurriedly looks through a book]
Portugese man 2: That's it, isn't it? We missed it again...
Portugese man 1: We didn't miss it!
[An alarm starts beeping and the first man goes to a computer screen.]
Portugese man 2: So it's not a false alarm this time?!
Portugese man 1: Just shut up and call!!
[On the other end, a woman answers the phone]
Woman: Hello?
Portugese man 2: Ms. Widmore? It's us. I think we found it.
'[Penelope Widmore looks shocked as the episode cuts to black]
Portugese man 2: How long has it been doing that?
[First man goes over to the equipment and hurriedly looks through a book]
Portugese man 2: That's it, isn't it? We missed it again...
Portugese man 1: We didn't miss it!
[An alarm starts beeping and the first man goes to a computer screen.]
Portugese man 2: So it's not a false alarm this time?!
Portugese man 1: Just shut up and call!!
[On the other end, a woman answers the phone]
Woman: Hello?
Portugese man 2: Ms. Widmore? It's us. I think we found it.
'[Penelope Widmore looks shocked as the episode cuts to black]
TV Show: Lost
Adam: [On Stephen King's Carrie] It's not even literature, it's popcorn
Amelia: And why isn't it literature, Adam, I'm dying to know?
Adam: There's no metaphor. It's by-the-number religious hokem-pokem.
Amelia: No metaphor?
Adam: It's science fiction. Now I know why Ben isn't here.
Juliet: Excuse me?
Adam: I know the host picks the book but seriously, Julie, he wouldn't read this in the damn bathroom.
Juliet: Well, Adam, I am the host and I do pick the book, and this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it.
[Amelia grins]
Juliet: Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn't like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists on this...
[The room begins to shake violently]
Amelia: And why isn't it literature, Adam, I'm dying to know?
Adam: There's no metaphor. It's by-the-number religious hokem-pokem.
Amelia: No metaphor?
Adam: It's science fiction. Now I know why Ben isn't here.
Juliet: Excuse me?
Adam: I know the host picks the book but seriously, Julie, he wouldn't read this in the damn bathroom.
Juliet: Well, Adam, I am the host and I do pick the book, and this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it.
[Amelia grins]
Juliet: Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn't like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists on this...
[The room begins to shake violently]
TV Show: Lost
Tom: Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?
Sawyer: Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how.
Tom: It only took the bears two hours.
[Sawyer contemplates briefly]
Sawyer: How many of 'em were there?
Sawyer: Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how.
Tom: It only took the bears two hours.
[Sawyer contemplates briefly]
Sawyer: How many of 'em were there?
TV Show: Lost
Ben: [referring to the handcuffs on the table] Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to put those on, Kate.
Kate: And if I don't?
Ben: Then you don't get any coffee.
Kate: And if I don't?
Ben: Then you don't get any coffee.
TV Show: Lost
Desmond: You've got a problem with your roof.
Claire: What?
Desmond: Look, maybe you should move down the beach for the night so we can fix it.
Claire: What?
Desmond: Look, maybe you should move down the beach for the night so we can fix it.
TV Show: Lost
Charlie: Whatcha doing brotha?
Desmond: I was just offering to fix this roof here.
Charlie: Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded.
Desmond: I was just offering to fix this roof here.
Charlie: Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded.
TV Show: Lost
Juliet: What do you do, Jack? What's your profession?
Jack: I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.
Juliet: Are you married?
Jack: No. I never saw the point. What about you? What's your job, besides making sandwiches?
Juliet: Oh, I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.
Jack: I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.
Juliet: Are you married?
Jack: No. I never saw the point. What about you? What's your job, besides making sandwiches?
Juliet: Oh, I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.
TV Show: Lost
Ben: Your flight crashed on September 22 2004. Today is November 29. That means you've been on our island for 69 days, and, yes, we do have contact with the outside world, Jack. That's how we know that, during those 69 days, your fellow Americans re-elected George W. Bush, Christopher Reeve has passed away. Boston Red Sox won the World Series.
[Jack starts to laugh]
Ben: What?
Jack: [still laughing] If you wanted me to believe this, you probably should've picked somebody else, besides the Red Sox.
Ben: No, they were down, three games to none, against the Yankees in the league championship, and then they won eight straight.
Jack: Sure, sure, of course they did.
[Ben turns on a video of Game 4 of the World Series, in the bottom of the ninth.]
Joe Buck: ...back to Foulke...Red Sox fans have longed to hear it! The Boston Red Sox are world champions! [Jack gets up, moves towards the glass screen, stops laughing and appears lost for words] The Red Sox celebrate in the middle of the diamond...
Ben: [turns off video] That's home, Jack, right there, on the other side of that glass, and if you listen to me, you trust me, if you do what I tell you, when the time comes, I'll take you there. I will take you home.
[Jack starts to laugh]
Ben: What?
Jack: [still laughing] If you wanted me to believe this, you probably should've picked somebody else, besides the Red Sox.
Ben: No, they were down, three games to none, against the Yankees in the league championship, and then they won eight straight.
Jack: Sure, sure, of course they did.
[Ben turns on a video of Game 4 of the World Series, in the bottom of the ninth.]
Joe Buck: ...back to Foulke...Red Sox fans have longed to hear it! The Boston Red Sox are world champions! [Jack gets up, moves towards the glass screen, stops laughing and appears lost for words] The Red Sox celebrate in the middle of the diamond...
Ben: [turns off video] That's home, Jack, right there, on the other side of that glass, and if you listen to me, you trust me, if you do what I tell you, when the time comes, I'll take you there. I will take you home.
TV Show: Lost