Laguna Beach - The Real Orange County Quotes
Kristin Cavalleri: Then you were at Lauren's house, so you just LIED to me!
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Talan Torriero: [after being told that Kristin went to meet Stephen] Oh, great. It's just "closure". "Closure" was last week.
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Talan Torriero: [Taylor and Talan are talking] I love you... well, I don't love you... I L-U-V you.
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Lauren Bosworth: [in the limo before prom] Morgan has the same dress as me. She's... a whore.
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Lauren Bosworth: [to Talan] You just got a facial? Talan, why did you do that?
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Lauren Bosworth: Eww, what's in this?
Stephen Coletti: I think that's all the meat and hot dogs.
Lauren Bosworth: Will you cook me a hot dog?
Stephen Coletti: No.
Lauren Bosworth: Please help me.
Stephen Coletti: Yeah, I'll cook you a weiner.
Lauren Bosworth: [laughs] Excuse me?
Stephen Coletti: Some poor man is going to marry you.
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Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.
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Lauren Bosworth: Oh, I see smoke poofs!
Lauren Conrad: You see them?
Lauren Bosworth: Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?
Lauren Conrad: ...Those aren't cigarette poofs.
Lauren Bosworth: Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...
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Lauren Bosworth: Was she like, Ste-phan! Where are you?
Lauren Conrad: Ste-phan! Haha.
Lauren Bosworth: Ste-phan!
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Lauren Bosworth: Well, Kristin just about hates us.
Lauren Conrad: No, Kristin hates me but that's okay.
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Stephen Coletti: [to Kristin] What am I suppose to be? Happy to see you or something?
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Stephen Coletti: Do you think you'll find someone?
Lauren Conrad: I don't want to look for someone, I want someone to find me.
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Stephen Coletti: You look real good, keep dancing on the bar SLUT!
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Lauren Conrad: Daddy, Lo thinks I shouldn't be grounded
Lauren Bosworth: I think Lauren should not be grounded.
LC's Dad: I'm willing to hear your argument.
Lauren Bosworth: Well Jim... I think it's second semester senior year...
LC's Dad: Yeah.
Lauren Bosworth: LC is a wonderful person...
LC's Dad: Great kid.
Lauren Bosworth: I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person. I don't think that she's a bad kid... I just don't... Jim, please just let her come out with me!
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Lauren Conrad: How would you feel if I kissed my ex-boyfriend right in front of you? [sarcastically]
Lauren Conrad: But I was *sorry*.
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Lauren Conrad: I think it's more like purses actually. You're always gonna have that one boy that your always comfortable with and you always kinda like, right? Thats your purse that you wear everywhere, right? Then you have a gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with.
Jen: Yeah but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole.
Lauren Conrad: Or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like, but you don't really want to be seen with.
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Lauren Conrad: The boys are planning on going to the dance for like half an hour then going straight to the after party and "getin' some" and were planning on... showing off our dresses
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Lauren Conrad: You just hope that you're worth changin' for.
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Lauren Conrad: You like, ruined everything. You know that, right?
Jason Wahler: Yeah.
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Stephen: [while surfing] You've gotta be aware of everyone else around you.
Kristen: I'm not good at that!
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Jessica Smith: What's wrong, Jason?
Jason Wahler: It's just the way you're acting.
Jessica Smith: How am I acting?
Jason Wahler: [in a stoned voice] I don't know, you tell me?
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Alex Hooser: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car.
Kristin Cavalleri: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad. You're Buddhist, you believe in that.
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Alex Hooser: What's the saying? Don't hate the player, hate the game?
Jessica Smith: Um... don't hate the game, hate the player.
Alex Hooser: I hate the fucking game.
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Alex: I'm trying to make you smile.
Jason Wahler: You are making me smile.
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Jen: Hey, Lauren. what comes before Part B?
Lauren Conrad: Part A? Ohh! Ha ha!
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LC's Mom: You cannot get D's and F's. That's not cruising, that's failing.
Lauren Bosworth: Yeah, she does have a point... I'm sorry but she does! I want you to be able to come out with me. Duh.
Lauren Conrad: Hey, Lo...? [dirty look]
Lauren Bosworth: Sorry, I tried. Your mom does have a point though. You shouldn't be failing... I'm sorry! Just don't fail your classes.
Lauren Conrad: Lo, you suck.
Lauren Bosworth: Stop failing... go out.
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