Laguna Beach - The Real Orange County Quotes

Lo: [unable to find cell service] Doesn’t my fucking phone know I need to make a phone call?

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Stephen: I wanna get the hell out of here so bad. I wish it was August 25 right now. My first day of school. We’re gonna have so much fun at school.
LC: I wanna go right now. I just wanna leave.
Stephen: I wanna leave so bad. I’m not trying to bring anything up, but there’s so many things I wish I could take back and just like not have happened.
LC: Like what?
Stephen: Like I don’t regret that we ever hooked up or anything like that, we became better friends from that, but like I regret the situation I got put into.
LC: For a really long time, I did regret everything. I mean, it was like fun while it lasted. But it just almost wasn’t worth it because of all the shit we went through.
Stephen: It’s so standard. I learned a lot though. Like I’m glad I went through it, like the one time.
LC: Don’t lie to two girls that are gonna end up, you know having the same friends.
Stephen: I am trying. What do you suggest I do to have fun?
LC: Stephen, if you wanted someone, you could have them. Yeah you could.

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Kristin: [in her car after smoke starts coming out the hood] It's gonna explode!
Alex H.: I wanna get out. I wanna get out. Im really scared right now!

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Alex H.: Notice every person that honks is driving a nice car.
Kristin: BMW, Mercedes, fucking Range Rovers. Yeah!

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Alex H.: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car.
Kristin: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad: You're Buddhist, you believe in that.

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Jen: How far away are you and Stephen from each other?
LC: Like 5 minutes.
Lo: Really? I think you guys are going to get married.
Jen: Uhm.
LC: We're gonna be best friends.
Jen: That stuff happens, though, you're gonna like...
LC: I don't wanna marry Stephen. [laughs] I don't want to be anything more than Stephen's best friend!
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies will be like the popular people at school.
[They laugh]
LC: Sweet, Jen!

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Alex H,: [While looking at new cars with Kristin] They're staring at you like BUY ME!! BUY ME!!

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Kristin: My car is dunzo!!

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LC: We're on the "I forgot you" list for Christina's 18th birthday.

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LC: This is you ruining my senior year!
LC's mom: Why are we ruining it when you are the one who brought in those grades?

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LC: Daddy, Lo thinks I should not be grounded.
Lo: I think Lauren should not be grounded.
LC's dad: I'm listening to your arguments.
Lo: Well Jim, I think is second semester senior year, LC is a wonderful person... I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person... I don't think that she is a bad kid... Jim PLEASE JUST LET HER COME OUT WITH ME!!!

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Christina: You're still going to that Fashion School, right Lauren?
LC: It's an Art School...
Christina: Art School, Fashion School whatever.

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LC: I like your earrings Christina.
Lo: Were they a birthday gift?
Christina: Yeah! Gary gave them to me, with a matching green shirt.
Lo: Of course, a matching green shirt.

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Trey: You're saying that you're not going to hook up with LC in Cabo?
Stephen: There's no way I'm going to hook up with LC!

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Lo: So you never hooked up with Stephen?
LC: Lo!!!
Lo: Yes?... it´s just gonna be your little secret?
LC: It´ll be my little secret... [sighs]...what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo..... there are a few things that aren´t definitely staying in Cabo.

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Jen: [about Kristin and Stephen] I came to Cabo to get away from everything... all the drama...
LC: It followed us.
Jen: It follows us everywhere!

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Jen: [Trying to cross the street] Lauren you have to wait for the light!
LC: [already in the middle of the street] Look they stop.

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Stephen: [to Kristin] Why don't you get up and dance on the pole again? You looked good up there, slut!

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Lo: Oh, I see smoke poofs!
LC: You see them?
Lo: Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?
LC: Those aren't cigarette poofs.
Lo: Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...

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Dora: How many models do we have total?
Trey: Well we have eight with me, seven with Jessica, we have supposedly eight with Tanner. So we have both sixteen plus seven is...a lot.

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Lo: Kristin hates us!
LC: No, Kristin hates me, but it's ok.

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Lo: When are we going to go to Newport and find boys?
LC: Saturday hopefully, there´s none in here...we´ve used them all up.

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LC: [while shopping] Do you like this?
Lo: Don't you have that?
LC: I don't have the yellow.
Lo: What color do you have it in?
LC: Like light blue, dark blue, black, green, orange.

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Lindy: What do you think the boys are plannig for tonight?
LC: They're planning on going to the dance for like half an hour and then going straight to the after party and gettin' some. And we're all planning on showing off our dresses.

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Kristin's Dad: Light on the dress, heavy on the make up.

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Lo: Morgan has like my dress ...same pattern...it's the same pattern! She's a whore!

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[[w: Kristin Cavallari|Kristin: [about Christina and her dad's church] What President went to it? Maybe it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know what am talking about. I guess Mother Teresa's been there and all these gnarly people.
Alex H.: Mother Teresa?
Kristin: I don't know, it's huge I guess.

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Dieter: [about camping] We'll get faded and let the girls cook...
Stephen: I don't wanna get food poisoning man!

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Kristin: [after Stephen tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.

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Morgan: [after seeing the yacht] I’m gonna sleep on this thing. Screw the tent!
Kristin: Yeah, screw camping. Let’s sleep on this thing!

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