Kim Possible Quotes

Drakken: [to Kim] You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy...!
Shego: ...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?
Drakken: Fine, whatever.

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Drakken: Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.

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Kim: Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.
Ron: Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?

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Ron: [Rufus picks up dog biscuit] Don't eat it, Rufus! It could be - hmm. Mmm. Bacony.

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Kim: What're you eating?
Ron: Taco meets Nacho. I call it: 'The Naco.'
Kim: ...I call it gross beyond reason.

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Ron: I belong... I belong to Bueno Nacho! Yo llamo esta lugar!("I love this place!")
Rufus: Si!("Yes!")

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Ned: Your bilingual wiles will hold no sway with me, Miss Possible. I am management.

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Ron: There it is - Killigan's Island... What?

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Agent Will Du: I've got no time for games.
Big Daddy: That's too bad. I was going to suggest you and my friend play "Thud."
Will: "Thud"?
[Big Daddy claps; large goon emerges from the shadows; Will Du is tossed through a window.]
Big Daddy: [laughs] I love that game!

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Bonnie: In case you're wondering, Kim, that's what giving 130% looks like.
Kim: Careful, Bonnie, I hear when you reach 160, you spontaneously combust!

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Kim: Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.
Ron: Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?

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Kim: You're acting like my life is a piece of cake.
Ron: Let's see, you're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.
Kim: Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.
Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

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Mrs. Possible: As a board-certified neurosurgeon, I've got to say: It's just not possible to swap brains.
Ron as Kim: Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?

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Mr. Possible: (chuckling) Chasing bad guys, switching brains... high school sure has changed since my day.

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Drakken: Declare me supreme ruler of Earth, or I will neutronolize a different major city, every hour on the hour! That should do it.
Shego: What does "neutronolize" mean, anyway?
Drakken: I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top-secret, that's good enough for me.

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Kim as Ron: Ron and I will distract them, while you disarm the neutronolizer...
Ron as Kim: How come, when I finally get to be you, I still end up being the distraction?

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Kim: There's plenty of teams and clubs out there. You could join... the Mathletes!
Ron: Yeah, right! I can't get in that kind of shape!
Kim: How about the debate team?
Ron: Look, I'm not going to argue with you, Kim!

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Ron: [mocking Kim] Oh, I'm Kim Possible, I can do anything! ...Except believe in my best friend!

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Mr. Possible: Drew dropped out of school and we never saw him again. He never forgave us, and I think, in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.
Kim: For just a giggle fit?
Mr. Possible: Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!

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Kim: Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?
Wade: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
Kim: Well, do you?
Wade: [reluctantly] Yeah, hang on...

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Barkin: This is a democracy, people, now DO AS I SAY! LET'S HEAR SOME NOMINATIONS!

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Ron: It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!

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Kim: [To her mother] Not the puppy dog pout! That's mine!

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Kim: Ron, what are you doing here?
Ron: I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.

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Senor Senior Jr.: Looks like we picked up a few passengers. Kim Possible and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me.
Senor Senior Sr.: [leaning out of helicopter] What is your name again, young man?
Ron: [yelling] It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!
Senor Senior Sr.: That's right...

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Ron: Quick, shimmy up the cable.
Kim: You're closer, you shimmy.
Ron: Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.

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Ron: Come on, we don't have much time.
Kim: Ron, they're in a helicopter? We'll never catch them.
Ron: Who's talking about them? Bueno Nacho closes in three minutes! I'm starving!

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Ron: You get one chimerito and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo sauce. You can't possibly use all this sauce. Somewhere, there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce. And someday, I'm gonna find it.

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Ron: I think your natural competitive Kim-ness has taken you to a very dark place.

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Wayde': Well. They shouldn't be hard to find.
Ron: Yeah, the map helps.

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