Kim Possible Quotes
[Drakken and Motor Ed steal Felix's cyber-robotic wheelchair]
Kim: This is low even for these two.
Ron: Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
Kim: This is low even for these two.
Ron: Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
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Shego: You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?
Drakken: Been there, done that!
Drakken: Been there, done that!
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Motor Ed: Dude, never get a babe mad when she's driving. It just makes it worse... her driving, I mean. [Shego blasts him with her powers] OW! What'd I say?
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Shego: I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's with the stealing?
Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego!
Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego!
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Kim: Stealing again, Drakken?
Ron: Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?
Drakken: It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.
Ron: Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?
Drakken: It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.
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Shego: Brrrr. Cold weather: perfect for cuddling. Latte?
Drakken: I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.
Shego: Why?
Drakken: Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!
Drakken: I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.
Shego: Why?
Drakken: Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!
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Ron: Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing... But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship! No. No! I can't let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man. You've been a big help.
Barkin: Stoppable, how did you get in my house?!
Barkin: Stoppable, how did you get in my house?!
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Shego: I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Drakken: Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?
Drakken: Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?
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Mrs. Possible: We're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
Ron: We are?
Mr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Mrs. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do?
Mr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Mr. Possible: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: Uh... great...
Ron: We are?
Mr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Mrs. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do?
Mr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Mr. Possible: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: Uh... great...
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Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
Ron: Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
Ron: Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
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Ron: So that whole crush thing was all the Moodulator?
Kim: Not everything. There's still fireworks.
Ron: You think so?
Kim: [points to fireworks above them]
Kim: Not everything. There's still fireworks.
Ron: You think so?
Kim: [points to fireworks above them]
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Bonnie: What's the matter, K? Too rough out there for you?
Kim: Maybe, Bonnie, if you caught me like you were supposed to...
Bonnie: Was I? I thought you liked flying and falling all over the place!
Kim: What exactly is your problem with me?
Bonnie: Oh, it's always about YOU, isn't it, Kim?
Kim: Maybe, Bonnie, if you caught me like you were supposed to...
Bonnie: Was I? I thought you liked flying and falling all over the place!
Kim: What exactly is your problem with me?
Bonnie: Oh, it's always about YOU, isn't it, Kim?
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Kim: Today's not your lucky-
[Ron falls on her, allowing Dementor to seize the electronic device.]
Dementor: Correction, today I feel very lucky. So long, farewell, auf wiederschen, GOODBYE!
[Ron falls on her, allowing Dementor to seize the electronic device.]
Dementor: Correction, today I feel very lucky. So long, farewell, auf wiederschen, GOODBYE!
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Ron: [Referring to Kim and Bonnie's rivalry] It's the circle of life.
Kim: Interesting choice of words. [Lifts flashlight to illuminate a lion behind Ron, alluding to the Lion King']
Kim: Interesting choice of words. [Lifts flashlight to illuminate a lion behind Ron, alluding to the Lion King']
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Mrs. Possible: Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.
Mr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Mrs. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Mr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim: So not helping.
Mr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Mrs. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Mr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim: So not helping.
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[While Ron and Barkin are attached at the hip, Barkin drags Ron to a rugby match.]
Barkin: Feels good! Feels right, doesn't it?
Ron: I can taste my spleen...
Barkin: Feels good! Feels right, doesn't it?
Ron: I can taste my spleen...
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[Barkin is doing laps at the gymnasium pool, with Ron attached to his hip.]
Ron: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!
Ron: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!
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Connie: [to Kim/Bonnie] I got all the brains...
Lonnie: I got all the looks...
Connie/Lonnie: ...And Bonnie got the rest!
Lonnie: I got all the looks...
Connie/Lonnie: ...And Bonnie got the rest!
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Kim: Yep, it's Dementor's lair, all right.
Bonnie: How can you tell?
[Kim points]
Bonnie: A gift shop?
Kim: I remember when it used to be about the villainy.
Bonnie: How can you tell?
[Kim points]
Bonnie: A gift shop?
Kim: I remember when it used to be about the villainy.
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Dementor: You are too late! My men have already unleashed... ZE DACHSUNDS!
Bonnie: We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?
Bonnie: We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?
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Kim: You stole the kinetic modulator just to make cocoa?
Dementor: It is very good cocoa.
Dementor: It is very good cocoa.
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Bonnie: Hold up, Mr. Bad Accent Guy. Why are you telling us all this? Why don't you just get on with it?
Kim: That's how these things go.
Kim: That's how these things go.
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Barkin: I knew this day would come. Just me and the mutant wiener dogs.
Ron: You knew this day would come?
Ron: You knew this day would come?
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Dementor: When the machine is activated, you will both be vaporized! Poof!
Bonnie: Why are you going to such elaborate measures? Isn't there an easier way to do this?
Kim / Dementor: It's how it's done!
Bonnie: Why are you going to such elaborate measures? Isn't there an easier way to do this?
Kim / Dementor: It's how it's done!
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Dementor: Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!
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Drakken: Shego! Do you know what this means?
Shego: You're gonna gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?
Drakken: That was last year and those were funnel cakes!
Shego: You're gonna gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?
Drakken: That was last year and those were funnel cakes!
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Good Drakken: I never joke about cocoa-moo!
Shego: Cocoa-moo?
Good Drakken: It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages...
Shego: Cocoa-moo?
Good Drakken: It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages...
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