Glee Quotes
Jeremiah: No one here knows I'm gay.
Kurt: Can I be honest? Just with the hair, I think they do.
Jeremiah: Blaine, let's just be clear here. You and I got coffee twice, we're not dating. If we were I'd get arrested, considering your age.
Kurt: Can I be honest? Just with the hair, I think they do.
Jeremiah: Blaine, let's just be clear here. You and I got coffee twice, we're not dating. If we were I'd get arrested, considering your age.
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Brittany: That's my man and his legs don't work!
Finn: Tenderoni!
Tina: I'm so in love I may just start crying. [kisses Mike]
Finn: Tenderoni!
Tina: I'm so in love I may just start crying. [kisses Mike]
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Santana: I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.
Lauren: I heard that. Don't make me rip that weave off your head.
Santana: Hello, Lauren. You are a beautiful person.
Lauren: Thank you.
Santana: Now get out of the way, please. Afores I ends you.
Lauren: You don't want to push me.
Santana: You see, I sorta do. I'm from a part of town called Lima Heights adjacent. You know where that is, Poppin' Fresh? It's on the wrong side of the tracks. [flicks her hand at Lauren's shoulder]
Lauren: I heard that. Don't make me rip that weave off your head.
Santana: Hello, Lauren. You are a beautiful person.
Lauren: Thank you.
Santana: Now get out of the way, please. Afores I ends you.
Lauren: You don't want to push me.
Santana: You see, I sorta do. I'm from a part of town called Lima Heights adjacent. You know where that is, Poppin' Fresh? It's on the wrong side of the tracks. [flicks her hand at Lauren's shoulder]
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Kurt: So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.
Blaine: Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?
Kurt: [smiles and ignores the question]
Blaine: Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?
Kurt: [smiles and ignores the question]
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Tina: [piggy back rides Mike and nibbling his ear]
Mike: [laughing]
Santana: [voiceover] How is this possible? I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Whatever. I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
Quinn: [smirking at Finn]
Finn: [smiling back at Quinn]
Santana: Wait, that's weird. Quinn has that queen bitch smirk on her face and Finn only has that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. [gasps] Holy sweet hell. They're fooling around! I know what cheating looks like! I do it all the time. [chuckles]
Mike: [laughing]
Santana: [voiceover] How is this possible? I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Whatever. I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
Quinn: [smirking at Finn]
Finn: [smiling back at Quinn]
Santana: Wait, that's weird. Quinn has that queen bitch smirk on her face and Finn only has that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. [gasps] Holy sweet hell. They're fooling around! I know what cheating looks like! I do it all the time. [chuckles]
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Santana: I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy stripper outfit. Giving back is so important.
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Mike: [goes to comfort Tina]
Tina: [crying harder and turns to Mike] Everyday is Valentine's Day when I'm with you. I'm so overcome with love. I love you, Mike Chang.
Mr. Schuester: Okay, wow. That was powerful...almost too powerful. [goes to Mike and Tina]
Tina: [crying harder and turns to Mike] Everyday is Valentine's Day when I'm with you. I'm so overcome with love. I love you, Mike Chang.
Mr. Schuester: Okay, wow. That was powerful...almost too powerful. [goes to Mike and Tina]
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Quinn: So how about we stop talking about tonguing and Finn and I head down to the nurse?
Santana: You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]
Santana: You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]
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Quinn: The first time I cheated, I got pregnant. The second time I did it, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
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Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
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Sam: My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.
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Brittany: I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever told me how to read a calendar.
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