Degrassi - The Next Generation Quotes
Jay: [Referring to the painkillers] People would sell their mothers to get their hands on this stuff.
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J.T.: I lost my girl. I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my... my family. And, now I'm probably going to jail.
Jay: Bummer times, at least there's a party.
Jay: Bummer times, at least there's a party.
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Liberty: I'm going to go to the adoption agency.
[J.T. starts to cry]
Liberty: J.T., it'll be for the best.
[J.T. starts to cry]
Liberty: J.T., it'll be for the best.
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Marco: Tim stayed over last night.
Paige: I hope you guys were safe.
Marco: What? No! Totally missing the point!
Paige: I hope you guys were safe.
Marco: What? No! Totally missing the point!
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Marco's Dad: I do not want a queer under my roof!
Marco: What if you already have one?
Marco: What if you already have one?
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Spinner: If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.
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Jimmy: When I said you were dead to me, I meant forever. You don't exist.
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Spinner: [at Bible camp, to Jay] One hot dog, beer stays in the car, your mouth stays shut and something else stays in your pants. Clear?
Jay: I don't know, let me pray on it.
Jay: I don't know, let me pray on it.
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Jay: [to Melinda, who is listening, entranced] It's like I'm addicted to doing good!
Spinner: Jay's quite the story teller.
Darcy: Yeah, and Melinda isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Spinner: Jay's quite the story teller.
Darcy: Yeah, and Melinda isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Darcy: Spin, I didn't tell him anything
Spinner: Then how'd he know, Darcy? Is he psychic?
Spinner: Then how'd he know, Darcy? Is he psychic?
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Spinner: [about Jay] Yeah, he believes in things. Like beer.
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Jay: Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?
Spinner: Yup, but this place is no party.
Jay: Not yet.
Spinner: Yup, but this place is no party.
Jay: Not yet.
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Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one?
Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.
Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.
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Kevin Smith: This is unbelievable! They're upstaging us at our own premiere, these chicks! Why aren't you and I out there, doing some kind of erotically charged dance routine?
Jason Mewes: We can, man. Let's do it! (starting to dance disturbingly)
Kevin: It was a rhetorical question.
Jason: Dude, don't call it rhetorical, that's mean. (turns away, muttering) You're rhetorical.
Jason Mewes: We can, man. Let's do it! (starting to dance disturbingly)
Kevin: It was a rhetorical question.
Jason: Dude, don't call it rhetorical, that's mean. (turns away, muttering) You're rhetorical.
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Hazel: Please as if we were going to bring her. Our limo’s a skank-free zone.
Paige: Did you just skank-ify my friend?
Hazel: Friend? More like pet project.
Paige: Jealous, much?
Hazel: No, I just don't get why you hang out with her.
Paige: Funny, I was just asking myself the same thing about you.
Paige: Did you just skank-ify my friend?
Hazel: Friend? More like pet project.
Paige: Jealous, much?
Hazel: No, I just don't get why you hang out with her.
Paige: Funny, I was just asking myself the same thing about you.
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Jay: (talking about Alex's attraction to Paige) Lexi. Lexi, come on. Why weren’t you this adventurous while we were dating? We could have had fun.
Alex: You're disgusting.
Alex: You're disgusting.
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Peter: Remind me to tell you that I love your naughty side.
Emma: Consider yourself reminded.
Emma: Consider yourself reminded.
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Jay: You're kidding me. The queen of Degrassi is taking the queen of the trailer park to the premiere?
Alex: I prefer to think of myself as queen of Don't Need Jay. And never did.
Alex: I prefer to think of myself as queen of Don't Need Jay. And never did.
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Alex: I haven't taken him back
Jay: Well, not yet.
Alex: No! Not ever.
Jay: Well, not yet.
Alex: No! Not ever.
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Paige: I seem to have interrupted fun time with Jay, which looked kinda hot.
Alex: Not. In fact, it's been cancelled. Replaced with fun time with Paige.
Alex: Not. In fact, it's been cancelled. Replaced with fun time with Paige.
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[Paige opens the blinds]
Alex: Who's the evil genius who made the morning so freakin' bright?
Paige: Uhmm probably the same evil genius who decides that there should be school days after crazy movie premieres.
Alex: Who's the evil genius who made the morning so freakin' bright?
Paige: Uhmm probably the same evil genius who decides that there should be school days after crazy movie premieres.
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Peter: Good morning, Emma.
Emma: Nothing about you is good and please don't talk to me.
Emma: Nothing about you is good and please don't talk to me.
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Paige: What are you talking about?
Hazel: I'm talking about Alex. What is she doing here? Is she like your girlfriend now?
[Paige drops Darcy]
Hazel: I'm talking about Alex. What is she doing here? Is she like your girlfriend now?
[Paige drops Darcy]
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Craig: The day is long/ Flight and song/ But I don't even listen/ Bluebird hights/ Piece of night/ I don't even try/ Every Mama gone missing/ Every Papa gone mad/ I'll take a chance/ It's not romance/ But something more important/ So give me wings/ Let me sing/ It's all been done before/ For every girl that's unhappy/ For every boy that is bad/ For every Mama gone missing/ Ohh/ Every Papa gone mad
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Liberty: I can't tell J.T. stuff 'cause (Gasps and looks down) Oh. Oh, that's disgusting.
Toby: (looking down) Why is there water in the floor?
Liberty: Toby, it's time!
Toby (confused): T-T-Time for what, time for what, Liberty? Time for-- (gasp) NO! NOT IN MY BUBE'S CAR!
Toby: (looking down) Why is there water in the floor?
Liberty: Toby, it's time!
Toby (confused): T-T-Time for what, time for what, Liberty? Time for-- (gasp) NO! NOT IN MY BUBE'S CAR!
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Craig: Um, I'm kind of about the band.
Leo: Craig, it's different now. Now the band is about you.
Leo: Craig, it's different now. Now the band is about you.
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