Degrassi - The Next Generation Quotes

Ellie: Chick on sticks is going to sell it from back here.

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Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Danny: (at a "Guess Your Weight" stall) Say, mmmm... 140?
Manny: Maybe if I was carrying an entire 8-year-old!
Danny: Sign says guess, I guessed.
Manny: Derek, your friend's an idiot.
Derek: I'm aware.

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Ellie: You think it's better if people have unwanted babies?
Linus: I think it's better if people don't have sex unless they're married.

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Linus: You're promoting promiscuity.
Alex: You're promoting stupidity

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Linus: Why don't you try going to church?
Marco: I do, every Sunday. (shows the cross on his necklace)
Linus: They let you in?
Marco: What's that supposed to mean?

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Caitlin: Morning, fellow members of the worst cheer-up squad ever.

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Jimmy: You're telling me that I get to throw things at him for charity?

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Marco: Spinner...you really are lost, huh?
Spinner: You have no idea.

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Linus: Condoms make kids have sex.

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Marco: You can take your friends, and you can all go to hell.
Linus: Why? So we can visit you fag?

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Manny: I am so fat!
Emma: Don't even talk about fat, I'm the fat one in this house. All this fast food, no wonder I've gained all this weight.
Manny: Tell me about it. I have a meeting with Ms. Fine on Friday and I can't even fit into my lucky jeans!
Emma: 'Dump the lumps' Ms. Fine, as in the agent from hell?
Manny: If she's Satan that explains why she's the best agent in town. She called 'cause she saw me in the Kevin Smith movie, wants to audition me again. Crisis down here!
Emma: Look around you! Crisis is actually an epidemic.
Manny: My thighs are an epidemic and they're taking over the world.

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Emma: Okay, we need to jog one mile at 6 miles per hour to burn off 110 calories.
Manny: Okay, I'm going to go get a diet pop and pretend it's a milkshake.
Paige: Twigs and berries. You girls practicing to be on Survivor?
Emma: It's called a diet.
Paige: Totally wishing I had your willpower. When bathing suit season comes around, prepare to be hated by a jealous me.
Manny: Suddenly, I'm stuffed. When are we running that mile? Or five?

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Manny: I am going to explode from eating all that ooey gooey moussaka!
Emma: I wish I would explode. We could try and run off, it will only take, oh, six hours.
Manny: If I move I'll barf. It can't be healthy to be this full.
Emma: We could get rid of it.
Manny: How? Puking? Isn't that kind of extreme?
Emma: Desperate times call for desperate purging.
Manny: It's not called purging, it's called bulimia.
Emma: Don't be so dramatic. These are special circumstances. We'll feel better, Manny, come on, come on.

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Manny: What are you doing? That’s my stuff!
Emma: Kicking your sorry butt out, Manny, once and for all!

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Manny: Let me guess: you went to visit Shaquille O'Neil and all you got was his running suit.

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Toby: I could get us some fake IDs. Take you ladies on a pub crawl!

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Emma: Oh, and you're all so perfect! You take advantage of drunk girls, you are the drunk girl, and the last time I checked, you were making out with his mother!

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Darcy: Hey Emma, I think you got an extra ounce on your right cheek.
Chante: Yeah, call Weight Watchers! And 911!
Emma: Do you think it's funny to laugh at a tub of lard? It's not! I know what's wrong so you can stop pointing it out!
Darcy: Emma, we were just joking. You're so not fat.
Chante: Are you okay?
Emma: I'm fine. I just don't want to be here.

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Hazel: I told you! Paige doesn't eat sweets.
Alex: That's a lie! You ate three pieces of chocolate cheesecake this weekend!
Paige: It was our two-month anniversary!

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Marco: If you ever hurt me again, I...
Dylan: I won't. Even idiots grow up at some point. I'm a slob, okay, I'm reckless and I'm your exact opposite...but you mean everything to me, Marco, and I want another chance.
Marco: You are such a jerk.
Dylan: What? But I-(Marco kisses Dylan)

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Jay: I'm sorry. That's one of the few times I said sorry and actually meant it.
Alex: That's one of the few times you said sorry and I actually believed you.

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Spinner: I'm so virginal, Mary's jealous.

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Paige: Spin, just so you know, I never blamed you for what happened with Jimmy.
Spinner: You mean that?

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Spinner: I know your birthdate, your favorite colour! I know.. [falls off the stage]
Paige: Take it from someone who knows Spin, toking before school ends in tragedy.

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Mr. Simpson: I just hope everybody get what's been inside of you.
Paige: I don't think that's advisable, sir.

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Paige: Sweetie, I would love to indulge your need to ruin my party with a full on catfight, but I'll pass. Save the drama for high school, hun, I'm moving on.

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Emma: Sean?
Sean: Shh!
Emma: What are you doing here?
Sean: I screwed up, Em, I screwed up real bad.
Emma: Understatement of the century. The police are looking for you.
Sean: I know, I know. That's why I need your help. You're the only one who cares. You're the only one who...
Emma: You're wrong. I don't care, Sean. I can't. Not anymore. You need to turn yourself in.

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Manny: Thank you, Sister Cukoo-Bananas.

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Mia: Mistakes?
Darcy: Unless you got knocked up on purpose in which case you got even bigger issues. (Mia pushes Darcy)

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