Crossing Jordan Quotes
Woody: Hot damn! Woah! I-I-I-I, mean, you have a very lovely daughter, Mr. Cavanaugh. Very smart.
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Jordan: There is no why. People are sick, end of story. Sweep it under the rug. Move on.
Woody: Wouldn't it be great if you actually believed that?
Woody: Wouldn't it be great if you actually believed that?
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Garret: : I'm probably making the biggest mistake of my life!
Lily: : Well, there's no argument there.
Lily: : Well, there's no argument there.
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Bug: : What a waste, huh?
Lily: : Um, yeah, he was so young.
Bug: : I'm talking about the suit, three G's easy…
Lily: : Um, yeah, he was so young.
Bug: : I'm talking about the suit, three G's easy…
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Jordan: : Name's Cavanaugh.
Pt. Neal: : Yeah, you my new therapist?
Jordan: : Nope, you better hope not…
Pt. Neal: : Yeah, you my new therapist?
Jordan: : Nope, you better hope not…
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Garret: : …The little guy in the green threads, what was his name?
Carver: : Chill.
Garret: : Perverted little leprechaun, rubbed me the wrong way.
Carver: : Chill.
Garret: : Perverted little leprechaun, rubbed me the wrong way.
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Garret: : Spread 'm Nigel!
Nigel: : I'd rather not.
Garret: : Is that bruising there where the sun don't shine?
Nigel: : Uh-uh!
Garret: : I don't know how I missed it. That's from the barrel of a 45. Talk about hiding the evidence.
Nigel: : Ouch!
Nigel: : I'd rather not.
Garret: : Is that bruising there where the sun don't shine?
Nigel: : Uh-uh!
Garret: : I don't know how I missed it. That's from the barrel of a 45. Talk about hiding the evidence.
Nigel: : Ouch!
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Jordan: : …Would you ever do it? Just walk away from everything, start fresh?
Diaz: : No ma'am, taking off isn't my style. How ‘bout yourself?
Jordan: : Oh, I'm famous for it, jobs, friends, the occasional man. It's probably why I was interested in this case.
Diaz: : And all this time I thought it was cause of me.
Diaz: : No ma'am, taking off isn't my style. How ‘bout yourself?
Jordan: : Oh, I'm famous for it, jobs, friends, the occasional man. It's probably why I was interested in this case.
Diaz: : And all this time I thought it was cause of me.
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Jordan: : Truce?
Garret: : It's against my better judgment!
Jordan: : Don't worry it takes time for the venom to recharge!
Garret: : It's against my better judgment!
Jordan: : Don't worry it takes time for the venom to recharge!
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Garret: : …When did everything get so complicated?
Jordan: : Gosh, I don't know, maybe when you started seeing two women?
Jordan: : Gosh, I don't know, maybe when you started seeing two women?
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Jordan: : How come we never had the sex talk?
Max: : [puts down the box of bottles] The what?
Jordan: : The sex talk. The birds and the bees.
Max: : Jeez Jordan. It's a little late for that, don't you think?
Max: : [puts down the box of bottles] The what?
Jordan: : The sex talk. The birds and the bees.
Max: : Jeez Jordan. It's a little late for that, don't you think?
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Lily: : They took his lungs, his liver, and a kidney.
Bug: : And all he got was a lousy t-shirt.
Bug: : And all he got was a lousy t-shirt.
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Macy: : [holding up a stethoscope] You still talk to God through this thing?
Jordan: : Nar, we e-mail now.
Jordan: : Nar, we e-mail now.
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Bug: : You might want to tread lightly, Lily.
Lily: : I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stillettos.
Lily: : I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stillettos.
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Woody: : The District Attorney is having my ass for dinner and as tasty as that may seem it doesn't leave me much to sit on.
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Woody: : I don't get it! What's a nice young sweet girl like Lily doing hanging around with a bunch of dead bodies all day long?
Jordan: : As opposed to a bitter old messed up broad like me?
Jordan: : As opposed to a bitter old messed up broad like me?
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Maggie: : I'm late.
Garrett: : Late.
Maggie: : Yeah.
Garrett: : How late?
Maggie: : Two weeks..and counting.
Garrett: : Is there any chance that it's just not coming back?
Maggie: : Nooo. But thanks for that.
Garrett: : Late.
Maggie: : Yeah.
Garrett: : How late?
Maggie: : Two weeks..and counting.
Garrett: : Is there any chance that it's just not coming back?
Maggie: : Nooo. But thanks for that.
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Woody: : I know that look.
Jordan: : What's that?
Woody: : The let me see if I can slam my head against this wall without feeling it look. Haven't you been in enough trouble lately?
Jordan: : Actually I'm just getting started.
Jordan: : What's that?
Woody: : The let me see if I can slam my head against this wall without feeling it look. Haven't you been in enough trouble lately?
Jordan: : Actually I'm just getting started.
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Garret: : I asked you not to go back to Summit View.
Jordan: : Actually it sounded more like an order.
Jordan: : Actually it sounded more like an order.
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Jordan: : Take off your coat. You're staying.
Nigel: : Anyone ever tell you you're a kill joy?
Nigel: : Anyone ever tell you you're a kill joy?
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Jordan: : You need me to remind you that anything is possible. You need a constant thorn in your ass. And like it or not I'm that thorn.
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Bug: : [referring to the mealworms] Often used in museums to clean bones to a highly polished finished.
Woody: : Well that's all fine and... disgusting, but how does it help us?
Woody: : Well that's all fine and... disgusting, but how does it help us?
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Bug: : I don't trust her.
Garret: : Why's that?
Bug: : She insists on calling me Mahesh. Only my parents call me Mahesh. It's creepy.
Garret: : Why's that?
Bug: : She insists on calling me Mahesh. Only my parents call me Mahesh. It's creepy.
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Woody: : Alright stay here. I'll handle this.
Jordan: : What?!
Woody: : You think this guys gonna want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?
Jordan: : Good point.
Jordan: : What?!
Woody: : You think this guys gonna want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?
Jordan: : Good point.
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Garret: : If I give you your job back, don't you ever run away again
Jordan: : I will try not to.
Jordan: : I will try not to.
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Woody: : Look Jordan, I have been acting like kind of a jerk lately
Jordan: : You know what forget it, after all I put you through I probably had it coming.
Woody: : No I, I still feel like I owe you an apology.
Jordan: : Oh, I don't want an apology.
Woody: : What do you want?
Jordan: : Breakfast!
Jordan: : You know what forget it, after all I put you through I probably had it coming.
Woody: : No I, I still feel like I owe you an apology.
Jordan: : Oh, I don't want an apology.
Woody: : What do you want?
Jordan: : Breakfast!
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