Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Fat Cat: Just because I'm particular doesn't mean I'm not greedy.
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Fat Cat: What more can go wrong?
Mepps: Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...
Mepps: Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...
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Monty: Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.
Dale: [Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?
Dale: [Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?
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Gadget: I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.
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Mole: Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.
Fat Cat: If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.
Fat Cat: If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.
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Mepps: Hey, boss. What's that?
Fat Cat: I don't want to hear it.
Mepps: There. In the water.
Fat Cat: Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it. [Their boat crashes into a reef] W-w-what happened?
Mole: You don't wanna hear it.
Fat Cat: I don't want to hear it.
Mepps: There. In the water.
Fat Cat: Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it. [Their boat crashes into a reef] W-w-what happened?
Mole: You don't wanna hear it.
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Monty: Crikey! It's my birthday! They sneak up on you, don't they? Seems like only a year since the last one.
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Professor Nimnul: Crowds always make me nervous... unless they're groveling at my feet.
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Dale: It sure is a lot of work getting ready for Monterey Jack's birthday party but one thing makes it all worth it.
Gadget: You mean knowing you've made Monty's birthday a special occasion?
Dale: No, eating the cake.
Gadget: You mean knowing you've made Monty's birthday a special occasion?
Dale: No, eating the cake.
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Fat Cat: [Capturing Monty's mom] Well, looked who dropped in. If it isn't Maxi Mouse.
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Professor Nimnul: SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE...! Oh, sorry. Old habits are hard to break.
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Professor Nimnul: If you think that milk was rotten, wait until I go bad.
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Professor Nimnul: The police! Don't they have anything better to do than arrest criminals?
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[After being zapped by Professor Nimnul's device, the FOGIE Device]
Officer Kirby: Halt. Halt.
Officer Muldoon: ... Please.
Officer Kirby: Halt. Halt.
Officer Muldoon: ... Please.
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[After Gadget deduces that Monty was shot by an aging ray]
Dale: So it wasn't just because it was his birthday. That's a relief.
Chip: Why?
Dale: Because next week is my birthday.
Dale: So it wasn't just because it was his birthday. That's a relief.
Chip: Why?
Dale: Because next week is my birthday.
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Monty: Crikey! I haven't been this dizzy since I last went waltzing with Matilda.
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[Looking through Monty's baby photos]
Camembert Kate: Here's Cheeser when he was just a titmouse.
Gadget: Aw, he sure was cute.
Dale: Yeah! What happened?
Camembert Kate: Here's Cheeser when he was just a titmouse.
Gadget: Aw, he sure was cute.
Dale: Yeah! What happened?
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'Camembert Kate: [About Monty] He was too big for his britches before he was wearing them.
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Chip: A clue! [Passing him a toothpick] Here, Dale. This is a good opportunity to see if you've got the right stuff.
Dale: Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!
Chip: Wrong, Dale. Try again.
Dale: Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!
Chip: Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in a stick when his initials are F.C.?
Dale: Simple. To throw us off?
Dale: Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!
Chip: Wrong, Dale. Try again.
Dale: Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!
Chip: Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in a stick when his initials are F.C.?
Dale: Simple. To throw us off?
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Dale: The great Dale-dini sees all and knows nothing.
Chip: You got that right, acorn brain!
Chip: You got that right, acorn brain!
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Dale: [Tired of being the clue repository] Monty's toothpick, Gadget's earplugs. What next?
Chip: I found her footprints.
Dale: Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!
Chip: I found her footprints.
Dale: Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!
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Dale: I am the great Dale-Dini. Everything Dale-Dini says, you will hear and obey.
Mice: [Hypnotized] We hear and we obey.
Dale: Now everybody, follow me!
Mice: You didn't say "Dale-Dini says".
Mice: [Hypnotized] We hear and we obey.
Dale: Now everybody, follow me!
Mice: You didn't say "Dale-Dini says".
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Gadget: Nimnul must have a systems governor on the energy accumulator.
Monty: Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?
Gadget: Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.
Dale: Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!
Gadget: Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.
Dale: Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!
Monty: Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?
Gadget: Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.
Dale: Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!
Gadget: Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.
Dale: Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!
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Gadget: Rangers, I have an announcement. There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is we've reached the first stage of meltdown so we can stop running.
Monty: And what's the bad news, Gadget luv?
Gadget: We won't have time to get out with our lives.
Monty: And what's the bad news, Gadget luv?
Gadget: We won't have time to get out with our lives.
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Dale: [Reading a comic book] "Ha, ha, Kablammo Man, I have turned your faithful Muffin Men into cosmic croutons with my microwave ray!" (Wails) Not cosmic croutons!
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Gadget: Last stop: Cat Alley.
Monty: Did you have to say "last", Gadget?
Monty: Did you have to say "last", Gadget?
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Fat Cat: Quickly! Evacuation Plan M.F.!
Mepps: What does M.F. mean?
Fat Cat: Me first!!
Mepps: What does M.F. mean?
Fat Cat: Me first!!
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