Boston Public Quotes

Scott Guber: Mr. Senate, is there anything you do not find humoring?
Harry Senate: Your tie?

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Steven Harper: Why are you here?
Harvey Lipschultz: Because vice-president "Hitler" has ordered me to stay here.

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Scott Guber: You're suspended, Mr. Connelly.
student: Look, please! If I get suspended, my parents will kill me.
Scott Guber: Then perhaps this is Goodbye aswell. Retrieve your books. Be gone in one hour.

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Scott Guber: Do you know who Dimitri Schostakovich is?
Steven Harper: Scott, I've told you. I like Basketball. I don't really follow Hockey.

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Danny Hanson: You're sick? Huh? You don't look sick to me.
Debbie: So? You don't look nuts, but we both know better.

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Marla Hendricks: Harvey, Helen is dead. And as for your reputation... it's in worse shape than Helen.

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Kimberly Woods: [on the phone with Ronnie] Sheila broke into my apartment.
Ronnie Cooke: You're sure someone was in your apartment?
[Kimberly looks at obscene graffiti on the wall.]
Kimberly Woods: Yes, I'm sure.

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Scott Guber: The little man has been spotted on school grounds. I've got out an all-points bulletin.
Steven Harper: How'd he get past security?
Scott Guber: Went right under them!

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Harvey Lipschultz: I should have asked him to bless me.
Danny Hanson: You're Jewish, Harvey. You don't believe in Christ.
Harvey Lipschultz: I've been wrong before! Why not hedge my bets?

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Marla Hendricks: Just because a white boy can sing doesn’t make him Jesus.

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Ronnie Cooke: [referring to Mike]] I need to get his parents in here tomorrow first thing.
Mike: My father is God and my mother is the Virgin Mary. I don’t think they are available.

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