Alias Quotes

Hank Foster: At seven twenty-two this evening, you were logged in at the safe-house where Nadia Santos is being held. Is that accurate?
Sydney: It was around dinner. I brought her a sandwich.
Hank Foster: Where were you before that?
Sydney: Buying her the sandwich.

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Sydney: [about Vaughn] You want him to kill Lauren...
Jack: If he doesn't, it will eat at him like a cancer. The only cure is to end it now. She destroyed Vaughn's life.
Sydney: Vaughn's life. Not yours. This is about what Lauren did to Vaughn, not what mom did to you. I don't know what you've told him or how much of all this you've orchestrated, but in some twisted way you got Vaughn carrying your burden. Trying to get you closure by doing the one thing you never had the chance to do – kill the person who betrayed you.
Jack: I did have a chance. And I didn't take it. And not a day went by that I didn't regret letting her go. Vaughn will feel the same way. He will end up like me. And I love you too much to let that happen.

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Vaughn: [to Sark] I'm not gonna kill you. That would be too easy. But I'll leave you so disfigured that when you walk down the street people will pity you. Lauren is gonna pay for the damage she's done to the people I care about, not for having had an affair with you. I don't give a rat's ass who she's sleeping with. So for the last time: where is she?
...
Vaughn: Ready to talk?
Sark: Yes. When I first learned of your wife's true allegiance, I almost felt pity for you. How embarrassing it must've been to learn that the woman you shared your bed with was only using you as an unfortunate means to an end.
Vaughn: I wouldn't do this, if I were you.
Sark: But then, she wasn't sharing your bed lately, was she? She was in mine. Or in my car. Or the elevator. Or a garage. There is one time – this is my favourite – we were engaged in an alley and she called you to tell you she loved you. [Vaughn twists Sark's arm] That woman was deliciously filthy.

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Vaughn: [to Lauren] I am gonna erase you! I'm gonna remove any evidence you ever existed! You used me. You used my grief, my work, who I am. You took that from me – I'm taking it back.

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Sloane: Because I see in her something I once saw in you: the need to work for what's right. And because you know what it is to put aside personal issues, and that... that's a gift.
Sydney: It's not a gift. What it's been is a necessity, and it's become a burden, and, quite frankly, something I've run out of patience for.

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Director Chase: I'm recommending to the board that you be stripped of classified clearance and assigned to the Dispatch Office at Langley.
Sydney: You're transferring me... to the mail room!?

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Komorov: [opens a suitcase] What is inside can be used for good... or evil.
Sydney: Me too.

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Sloane: [about Nadia] I knew she would be of great value here... but she chose to leave intelligence. Drop out.
Sydney: You sure she really left? Fake quitting seems to be all the rage.

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Nadia: I swear to God... somehow, I will find out who did this to our mother... and I will kill him. I will.

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Marshall: [to Sydney] Okay, Phoenix, you are hot... and I mean that in many ways.

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Jack: I'll make you a deal; you cooperate with us... That's it.
Man: You don't frighten me.
Jack: Then, clearly you're an idiot.

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Marshall: This place is a ghost town. I don't even know anybody here anymore. Sydney's gone. Dixon, Jack, Vaughn... I mean, the only guy we have left is Sark and that's only because he's in custody... I hate that guy... I mean, really, kinda scary... Although I did go visit him. Twice. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don't do that.

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Sydney: You manipulated Nadia.
Jack: I gave your sister closure.
Sydney: But not the truth.
Jack: Sometimes a satisfying lie, Sydney, can do more good than the awful truth.

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Martin Bishop: So, what's your real name, Charlene?
Sydney: I'm a...
Martin Bishop: Ima what?
Sydney: I'm a gonna kick your ass.

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Nadia: I don't mean to seem impatient, but... I've never done anything that's lasted as long as this.
Jack: How sad for you...

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Sloane: Thank you.
Sydney: For what.
Sloane: For letting my daughter stay with you. As Nadia acclimates to this life, to a new family... she needs support... and you have put my mind at ease.
Sydney: The thought that I did something that might have given you a warm and fuzzy feeling makes me want to kick my own sister out of my house.

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MacLaine: It's a pretty nasty cut. Mind telling me how you got it?
Vaughn: [disguised as a priest] Someone didn't like my last sermon.

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Vaughn: When's the last time you went to confession, Kiera MacLaine?
MacLaine: ...I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel.
Vaughn: About what?
MacLaine: A flirty priest.
Vaughn: I assure you my intentions are honorable... mostly.

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Jack Bristow|Jack]]: Is something on your mind Agent Vaughn?
Vaughn: [hesitant] No, not really. I'm not very sleeping well.
Jack: It's Lauren, isn't it?
Vaughn: I think I see her sometimes; I thought I saw her in the market in Algeria. Did that ever happen with you?
Jack: Do I have visions of Lauren?
Vaughn: I don't know that many people who killed the woman they were married to. I was just wondering if that's what happens.
Jack: It did, now it doesn't.

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Jack: [to Nadia] Irina told me years ago that this is a picture of her holding her niece. She told me that holding this baby filled her with a longing and a hope to have children of her own. The next day I asked Irina to marry me; I wanted my child to be loved like the baby in this photograph. Of course, her story could have been a total fabrication, another one of her countless lies designed to draw me in. But I choose to believe it was truth. When we had Sydney, Irina held her in this exact same way, and I can only imagine that she did the same with you. So for me, I choose to believe. But than I suppose each of us needs to find our own sense of closure.

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Vaughn: I was married for a short time... The woman I was married to betrayed me, she betrayed a lot of people. And when I found out what she'd done, I let my hate for her consume me, I began to wish the woman I loved was dead. I woke up every day imagining how I'd do it, what was the best way, what was the most efficient way. It's all I wanted. That woman was evil and deserved to be punished and so I killed her. And although that woman was the worst kind of evil I also know that killing her was wrong. I don't sleep much, I can't. I can't close my eyes without seeing it, that moment, the look on her face. She won't leave me. She won't.

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Weiss: You don't have to analyze everything you do. You can just decide to have fun. It's okay.
Sydney: [about Vaughn and her] We're fun.
Weiss: Yeah. You guys are about as spontaneous as my grandparents - and they're dead.

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The Dealer: One couple will get to join our little group and, oh yes, a new convertible, and the other couple, well, will die.

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Jack: Irina Derevko collected 19th century literature. There was a small bookstore in Prague that stocked rare first editions. Whenever I was in town, I'd buy one for her as a gift.
Marshall: Oh, that's sweet.
Jack: The KGB encoded assassination orders in these pages.
Marshall: Oh. Well... that's... not as sweet.

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Car Salesman Phil: How'd he pop the question?
Sydney: [posing as a married couple] He took me to...
Vaughn: Santa Barbara, actually. I had this whole romantic weekend planned. Presidential suite at the Biltmore. Candlelit dinner on the cliffs overlooking the ocean. So we went into town and she wouldn't stop talking about the zoo. So we went to the zoo. I figured I had to get it over with. Then I saw how happy it made her. That made me forget about all my stupid plans. And here we had a personal chef making this unbelievable meal at the hotel and I proposed on one knee in sawdust in front of a giraffe with a crooked neck.

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Sydney: The story you told at the dealership. We were supposed to go to Santa Barbara three years ago. We never made it.
Vaughn: Karen and Dave did.

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Sydney: I know what this is. This is a game to you. A cruel joke at my expense.
Vaughn: What's a game?
Sydney: You and me. Admit it.
Vaughn: No, Sydney, Sydney, listen to me. What are you scared of?
Sydney: I am scared. Scared you're gonna betray me again. Like you did when you married Lauren.
Vaughn: I would never, ever hurt you.
Sydney: Stop. Stop right there.

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Vaughn: What's going on here? Girl stuff?
Nadia: People stuff.

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Sydney: [to Sloane] I wanna make something clear. I will never forgive you for what you've done to me. To the people I love. No amount of time or distance will ever change that. I'll see you tomorrow.

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Marshall: Sorry, I'm not much of a sports fan. More of a scrabble club type.

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