Alias Quotes

Jack: You're sure the DNA matched Lazarey's?
Lauren: Yes. Which means that Sydney did not kill him - Lindsey has nothing on her. She can come home.

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Vaughn: If you betray her, I swear to you no matter what it costs me, I will kill you.
Sloane: No need to worry, Agent Vaughn. I love her too.

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Jack: I didn't bring this up to start a petty fight. The fact is, you and I have something in common. We both suffered through the death of the woman we loved only to discover that she was still alive. I know, it's hard. But this isn't about you. And I will not allow my daughter to become your mistress.
Vaughn: If that's where you think my concern for Sydney is headed, then you are even more cynical than I thought.
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Jack: If lightning strikes, Mr. Vaughn, and you and I get to walk free again, if you care about my daughter as you claim to, then push her away. Be cruel if you have to. Make her despise you because your kindness tortures her. I can see it, what it does to her. And I won't have it.

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Hotel Clerk: Checking in?
Will: [in a British accent, dressed as a rock star] Of course. I'm here, she's here. We made it.
Hotel Clerk: And you are ... ?
Sydney: We're the next big thing.
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Sydney: It was a little over the top.
Will: Over the top? I'm wearing seat covering, there is no "over the top."
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Will: You have to admit, my accent was pretty good. It was, like, early Stones.
Sydney: I thought it was Australian.

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Will: I thought if I had the chance, ending her life would be satisfying. You know, there'd be closure ... It's just as empty as the dreams. It's horrible. There's no ... satisfaction. There's nothing.

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Sydney: You're part of this?
Kendall: Well, that all depends on which part you're referring to.
Sydney: You're Covenant.
Kendall: No, no, no. That wouldn't go over too well at home.

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Kendall: We need to talk about the past two years.
Sydney: As you may be aware, Mr. Kendall, I have no recollection of that time.
Kendall: But I do.
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Sydney: You've known all this time . . .
Kendall: Yep.
Sydney: Then why haven't you said anything?
Kendall: Because you asked me not to.

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Sydney: Can you locate the cube?
Marshall: Well, no, not exactly, but I can narrow it down to a ten-yard radius.
Sydney: Marshall, that's called locating it.

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Dixon: The day you showed up in Rome - when you called in - they put you through to Kendall? I was there that day, in the office. When he hung up, he told me that it was you. Sydney, I've known the truth about what happened to you, and I was ordered to say nothing.
Sydney: Dixon, we've been working together for months.
Dixon: It's not easy, is it? Keeping the truth from someone you love. Now I have an idea what it was like for you at SD-6.
Sydney: You're coming with us?
Dixon: Of course I am: it's personal for me too.

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Sydney: I've done everything I can to try to make this ridiculous situation work. You, me and Lauren working in the same office--
Vaughn: Yeah, and I have tried to walk around with this fake smile on my face, pretending everything was fine, just the way it use to be. That's not working for me anymore.
Sydney: This is it. When we get back, one of us has to go.

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Sydney: [to Vaughn] Have I offended you in some way, like showing up and disrupting the perfect little life you had?

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Jack: Tell me, which of Irina's sisters are you? Elena or Yekatarina?
Katya: I haven't been Yekatarina since I was a child. My sisters call me Katya. Which means Irina wasn't the one who told you about me.
Jack: Learning that your wife is actually a Russian spy drives you to learn all you can about her true identity.
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Katya: As observant as you are, you were married to my sister for five years without suspecting who she really was: her love must have been intoxicating.

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Arvin Clone: He's a CIA stooge with my good looks.

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Sloane: [to Jack] I remember years ago, I was working at SD-6. I was on my way to a meeting in Berlin. It was a typical day - except K-Directorate made an attempt on my life. As I opened my car door, a sniper shot came out of nowhere. The bullet grazed my neck. Actually left a burn mark. . . . You never forget what that feels like - to barely escape with your life.

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Vaughn: We're not gonna make it out of here. There's something I need you to know.
Sydney: Vaughn...
Vaughn: In my life, there's only one person...
Sydney: Don't do this.
Vaughn: Look at me.
Sydney: Vaughn...
Vaughn: The only reason I pushed you away...
Sydney: Please...
Vaughn: The only reason I didn't know how to be around you...
[hear marching]
Sydney: They're coming.
Vaughn: Sydney...
Sydney: I know, Vaughn. I know. We'll find each other. We always find each other.

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Vaughn: Do you think you can be in love with two people at the same time?
Weiss: No, I don't. However I did have the same intense feelings for both Sporty and Posh Spice.
Vaughn: Yeah, who didn't?

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Carrie: I want us to be to married before the baby is born.
Weiss: What? We haven't got a minister!
Marshall: It's okay! I can ordain you over the Internet.
Weiss: By the power invested in me by the, er, United Church of... Mammals, I now pronounce you man and wife.
[Marshall and Carrie get married]
Marshall: I love you Mrs. Flinkman.
Carrie: I'm keeping my name.
Marshall: Okay.

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Lauren: [to Sydney] I see what's going on between you and Michael, so let me be clear. Stay the hell away from my husband.

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Sydney: Every day I wish I could go back in time, but I can't. And as much as I... as much as I still have feelings for you, I won't be the other woman - not ever.
Vaughn: I know.

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Sloane: [to Barnett] I manipulate people. I'm good at that, and I know it. I lie. I keep secrets. I divulge only what I must in order to elicit the reaction I need. That skill, in part, is why I'm still alive. One of those secrets affects the only two people I care about in the world, Sydney and Jack Bristow. There are many secrets I enjoy keeping. There is power in secrets that you keep. But this one . . . no. This one wears on me. It has for many years. It's central to my very existence. It's who I am.

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Sydney: Yesterday was the day, wasn't it? The anniversary of your father's death?
Vaughn: How could you remember that?
Sydney: I remember what missing him does to you.

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Sydney: [to Lauren] Vaughn and I have a history, a complicated one - I can't deny that, but I won't apologize for it either. If your marriage is in trouble, if you and Vaughn are having problems, I suggest you leave me out of it and take it up with your husband.

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Sark: It looks like another black mark on your husband's record. How's it feel to systematically ruin a man from the inside out?
Lauren: It wouldn't be the first time.

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Barnett: Are you telling me Sydney is your daughter?
Sloane: I never tried to prove it, one way or the other. But the strength that Sydney finds within, I like to believe that comes from me. . . How about that: the world didn't come to an end.

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Sark: [on the phone] It killed you, didn't it? Seeing him drop the gun for Sydney.
Lauren: No it isn't a good time. Can I call you in the morning?
Sark: He's there with you, is that it? Though he'd rather be with her. You know, it's quite a charade you two are engaged in.

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Jack: Actually, Ryan alerted local authorities, gave them time to evacuate the building.
Weiss: So he's a humanitarian bomber?
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Vaughn: He wanted the bomb squad called in?
Marshall: Well, maybe because he knew there was nothing they could do.

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Vaughn: I still think it would just be easier to sic your father on him.
Sydney: We have twenty-seven hours before Ryan sets off another bomb. Our best chance to prevent that is to let him know that his first demonstration convinced us to buy every weapon he can produce.
Vaughn: Us, being the Covenant, based on intel received from someone we may or may not be able to trust.

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Sydney: Your product demonstration in Belfast was impressive: we'd like to purchase your new weapon.
Ryan: Yeah. While I appreciate ... your hairstyle ... as I said, I do business with Andrejev.

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Lisenker: Sark has never met Ryan.
Jack: Are you sure of this?
Lisenker: Yes.
Sydney: That wasn't a "yes," that was a "no."

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Sark: Doesn't it bother you?
Vaughn: What's that?
Sark: A bombmaker arranges for a meeting on a plane and then doesn't show up. I don't know about you, but that concerns me.

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