Lost Quotes

Sayid: Is there a reason you didn't consult us when you decided to form your own civilization?

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Kate: It's just that you... and the tattoos... don't add up. Were you one of those hardcore spinal surgeons or something?
Jack: That's me. Hardcore.
Charlie: If you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

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Locke: Pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

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Kate: [About her T-shirt] It was, uh, it was full of bees.
Charlie: I'd have thought C's, actually.

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Locke: Nice work, Charlie. You make excellent bait!

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Charlie: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.
Priest: Go ahead, my son.
Charlie: Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.
Priest: I see. Anything else?
Charlie: Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

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Walt: We should get Mister Locke.
Hurley: Locke's out in the jungle killing stuff.

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Locke: [Talking to Charlie about a moth cocoon] You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

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Kate: [to Sawyer] I don't feel sorry for you, I pity you.

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Jack: [Trying to get Shannon's inhalers] You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.
Sawyer: No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff--
Jack: Yours? What makes it yours?
Sawyer: --which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves.
Jack: You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?
Sawyer: Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property.
Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?
Jack: I said get up!

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Sawyer: [to Jack] You've been waiting for this, haven't you? Now you get to be a hero again, 'cause that's what you do. You fix everything up all nice. [to Kate] Time to let go Freckles. We already made out. What else I got to live for? Hey, Jack, there's something you should know. If the tables were turned...I'd watch you die.

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Boone: [about Shannon's asthma] She's been embarrassed about it since she was a kid. I guess breathing isn't cool.

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Kate: Are you serious?
Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious.

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Sawyer: [to Kate about the letter] I became the man I was hunting. I became Sawyer. Don't you feel sorry for me.

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Sawyer: [returning to the island] We're home.

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Desmond: [showing Locke an Apple II computer] Can you use this?
Locke: I haven't seen one of these in twenty years!

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Sawyer: [after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder] You got a Band-Aid?

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Sawyer: [to Michael on the remains of the raft] What are you gonna do, splash me?

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Jin: (first speaks Korean) Others! Others!

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Michael: Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.
Sawyer: Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.

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[Hurley has laid out a golf course.]
Hurley: Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
Jack: Hurley, you built... a golf course?
Hurley: Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
Michael: [incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"
Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
Michael: Polar bears?
Charlie: You didn't hear about the polar bear?

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Sayid: I'm a survivor of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with. . . a transmission we picked up on a receiver. . . a recording — a mayday with a French woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.
Rousseau: Sixteen years. Has it really been that long?

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Sawyer: A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?

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Sayid: You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.
Rousseau: What?
Sayid: The writing on the back of Nadia's photograph.

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Jack: This is bad.
Michael: Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.
Jack: All right... give me the 7 iron.

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Hurley: So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

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Hurley: We just had a little incident in the valley last night.
Shannon: An incident?
Hurley: Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.
Shannon: What?
Boone: She's okay?
Hurley: Yeah. She's a little shook up.
Shannon: I am so not moving to the rape caves!

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Charlie: I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

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Charlie: [imitating Claire's diary] "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

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Hurley: We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't — Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.

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