7th Heaven Quotes


Mary: Why can't you talk to me?
Wilson West: No offense, but you're not in the club.

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Roxanne Richardson: Aren't you ministers supposed to preach forgiveness?
Lucy Camden: I'm not a minister yet, I don't preach anything.

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Eric: A mother feeding her child is the most beautiful picture in the world.
Annie: Do you have any idea how much this hurts?

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Eric: All right, Simon, I don't like what you have been doing. And it's really difficult to believe that after growing up in this family, you could just so easily abandon what you've been taught and what I think you believe and... I do love you, son, I do. I hate what you've been doing, but I love you.

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Eric: Do you want me to help?
Simon: Do I want you to help me? Of course, I want you to help me. But you can't. I have to be a grown up tonight.

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Eric: Don't try to ruin a perfectly good night of spying on the kids with logic.

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Eric: If you'll excuse me, I have to put my head through a wall.

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Eric: There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.

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Eric: Well, the wind is real, but you can't see the wind. You know, you can only see the leaves rustling in the trees. Pain is real but you can't see pain. You can only see tears. Happiness is real, but you can't see happiness. You can only see the smile on someone's face.

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Eric: You expect me to believe that you have to choose between family and that low life, cradle-robbing sky jockey?

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Eric: You know in some ways your mother hasn't changed since the day I married her over twenty years ago.
Matt: And in other ways?
Eric: She's mean. Really, really mean.

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Eric: You, Lucy Camden, are an outstanding person. And if they gave out an award for the best in the human race, you would win it year after year.

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Rev. Camden: You know what the scariest thing in my life is?
Simon: Those bowling shoes?

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Lucy Camden: [to Kevin about Roxanne and Chandler dating] This is all your fault! You brought home that... [Kevin clamps his hand over her mouth]
Chandler Hampton: Surely you don't think Roxanne is what you were just about to call her?
Kevin Kinkirk: No, she doesn't.
Lucy Camden: [at the same time] Yes, I do.

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Lucy Camden: I had no idea this was your life.
Mike Pierce: My life's just fine and you know why? I'm alive... and I'm grateful for every second of every day.

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Lucy Camden: I swear, you guys gossip more than old ladies.

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Lucy Camden: I told you something bad was going to happen. When she's in the middle of her crab legs, it'll suddenly occur to her that Chandler is not the guy for her and she'll find us and... Oh my God. She said he was going to ask her to marry him. Ugh. I hate her. I hate him too. They don't even know each other. Kevin and I know each other. We're in love with each other. We should be getting engaged tonight. Not them. I may look like the crazy person, but they're the crazy people. Crazy people who are going to get married before I do. When I see Kevin, he is so going to get a piece of my heart. He probably knows Chandler is going to propose to her and that's why he is being nice and going through all this trouble.

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Lucy Camden: I want to be a minister because I want to be like my dad. I want to do what he does, I want to be who he is in the community. I want to serve God and I want to serve mankind. And I believe that this is my purpose in life and I was guided to that purpose in a unique way, by being the daughter of a minister.

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Lucy Camden: Sunday is not the new Saturday night.

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Lucy Camden: This can't be happening. This can't be happening.
Mike Pierce: It is happening, wake up.

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Lucy Camden: You're right. They're not officially engaged, but if they get married before us, you're a dead man and they won't have to get me a jury because I'll proudly plead guilty.

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Lucy: [after seeing Sandy's mother and stepfather] I think I liked the drunk father better.
Eric: He certainly was warmer.

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Lucy: If you ever want to make detective, you have to be a whole lot nosier.

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Lucy: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Simon: Aren't you that Camden who finds out everything last? You know, 'cause if I change something as basic to the family structure as that, this family might just fall apart.
Lucy: I doubt it.

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Lucy: Today, I am not your daughter, your sister or your wife, I am Lucy Kinkirk. The Reverend Lucy Kinkirk.

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Lucy: What kind of name is 'Joy' anyway?
Mary: The kind of name that explains the look on Robbie's face.

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Matt: [to Kevin] Consider this your initiation in to the Camden family. It's one thing to give my sister a ring, marry her and father a child. It's another thing, a better thing to join her brother in a good old-fashioned family caper.

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Matt: Come on! We can't have a caper like that and keep secrets from each other. Come on! We're brothers.

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Matt: I'm gonna be... a gynaecologist.
Annie: Well, he does love women.

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Matt: The only thing worse than a lecture from Dad...
Mary: ...is a lecture from the Colonel.

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