Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Jack: What do you think the spiders are going to do to us?
Raimundo: Dude, we're in it's web. Take a guess..
Jack: ......(understands suddenly) I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!
Raimundo: Dude, we're in it's web. Take a guess..
Jack: ......(understands suddenly) I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!
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Kimiko: I was hoping we would all rise together.
Omi: (looking sad) Aw, me too. (then looks happy) That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.
Clay: Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?
Omi: (looking sad) Aw, me too. (then looks happy) That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.
Clay: Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?
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Omi: I am sorry, I was not laughing at you but with you.
Raimundo: I'm not laughing.
Kimiko: Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.
Omi: But you are a girl.
Raimundo: I'm not laughing.
Kimiko: Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.
Omi: But you are a girl.
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Raimundo: (looking at beat-up Omi) Nyay...
Kimiko: And your point?
Beat-up Omi: Nothing, I like girls. (passes out)
Kimiko: And your point?
Beat-up Omi: Nothing, I like girls. (passes out)
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Dojo: Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.
Raimundo: What about Omi?
Dojo: Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.
Raimundo: What about Omi?
Dojo: Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.
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Dojo: The Serpent's Tail is also missing. That could only mean one thing!
Chase Yong: Serpent's Tail!
Wuya: Reversing Mirror!
Chase Yong: Serpent's Tail!
Wuya: Reversing Mirror!
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Chase Young: [scratches Omi's ears] Don't worry Omi, in time you too will learn to appreciate evil.
Omi-cat: [purrs, then stops and pulls away] I must warn you, that my purring should not be mistaken as a sign that I approve of your actions! [turns away, then looks nervous] I just happen to like having my ears scratched. [rushes back over and pushes his head against Chase's hand] Again, please?
Omi-cat: [purrs, then stops and pulls away] I must warn you, that my purring should not be mistaken as a sign that I approve of your actions! [turns away, then looks nervous] I just happen to like having my ears scratched. [rushes back over and pushes his head against Chase's hand] Again, please?
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Chase Young and Omi [in unison]: Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers!Omi: Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog!Chase Young: [Surprised.] Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog?
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Master Fung: That is correct. Only one would rise, but not until you worked together as one.Dojo: I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along.
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bird of paradise: I have given you the greatest gift of all..
clay: farm equipment?
clay: farm equipment?
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jack: (to leaf) you got me into this! DO SOMETHING!
leaf: (the leaf smacks jack)
leaf: (the leaf smacks jack)
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Kimiko: This hardly seems fair!
Hannibal: True. Maybe I should fight with my eyes closed.
Hannibal: True. Maybe I should fight with my eyes closed.
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Raimundo: Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray.
Clay: Oh, yeah sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying machines are like two peas from the same pod.
Clay: Oh, yeah sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying machines are like two peas from the same pod.
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Raimundo: She's not your mom' She's a robot.
Omi: A ROBOT!! (makes a mad face)
Jack: HEY! they had me do it. They made me make all the robots.
Omi: A ROBOT!! (makes a mad face)
Jack: HEY! they had me do it. They made me make all the robots.
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Omi: What goes in circles goes the other way in circles.(they stare at Omi.)
Wuya: Somebody translate, I'll be up all night.
Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around."
Wuya: Oh please. That wasn't even close.
Wuya: Somebody translate, I'll be up all night.
Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around."
Wuya: Oh please. That wasn't even close.
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Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! TOUCH ME AND I'LL SCREAM!!!!!
Wuya: You did scream.
Jack: Then... I'LL SCREAM LOUDER!!!!!
Wuya: You did scream.
Jack: Then... I'LL SCREAM LOUDER!!!!!
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Omi: What about the blind old man? We cannot just leave him here in this cave!
Guardian: What?!? I live in a cave?
Guardian: What?!? I live in a cave?
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Kimiko: Omi, are you OK?
Omi: I have a thousand needles on my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Omi: I have a thousand needles on my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
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Jack: What the-!? How'd you do that?
Guardian: There are more ways to see than just with your eyes!
Guardian: There are more ways to see than just with your eyes!
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