Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Wuya: I cannot believe your incompetence! You lost yet another Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack: Couldn't help it. I had bananas and tire swings on my mind.
Jack: Couldn't help it. I had bananas and tire swings on my mind.
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Omi: Who is that?
Kimiko: And what's with the tacky costume?
Raimundo: Yo, girl. Seen a mirror lately? Oy!(as she elbows him)
Kimiko: And what's with the tacky costume?
Raimundo: Yo, girl. Seen a mirror lately? Oy!(as she elbows him)
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Jack: (to Wuya) Hey, hey, don't insult them(his robots). They've got emotion-chips.
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Clay: Now, I can't fight girls, but technically, a bear hug ain't fighting.
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Dojo: Could I sit this one out? Rollercoasters make me barf.
Katnappe: (to Omi after defeats him in a Xiaolin Showdown) Ha, looks at my, I won very fast
Katnappe: (to Omi after defeats him in a Xiaolin Showdown) Ha, looks at my, I won very fast
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Kimiko: Raimundo's really down, Master Fung. He doesn't even want to play Goo Zombies 2.
Master Fung: Goo Zombies...2?
Kimiko: The sequel to Goo Zombies?
Master Fung: Ah, yes.
Master Fung: Goo Zombies...2?
Kimiko: The sequel to Goo Zombies?
Master Fung: Ah, yes.
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Master Fung: You weren't defeated by your opponent.
Raimundo: Oh, no! Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?
Master Fung: (Hurriedly) Oh, that won't be necessary.
Raimundo: Oh, no! Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?
Master Fung: (Hurriedly) Oh, that won't be necessary.
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Master Fung: Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force
Raimundo: (sighs) Can't anyone speak normal around here?
Master Fung: Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at 'Goo Zombies 2'
Raimundo: (sighs) Can't anyone speak normal around here?
Master Fung: Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at 'Goo Zombies 2'
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Jack: (whispers) Make it look good!
Kimiko (Chameleon): (nods) Third arm sash! (Swipes at Jack)
Jack: (screams, then ducks and comes back up) Not that good!
Kimiko (Chameleon): (nods) Third arm sash! (Swipes at Jack)
Jack: (screams, then ducks and comes back up) Not that good!
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Kimiko (Chameleon): Well, I hope you got hit by lightning every day 'cause you look super-keen!
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Omi: Now remember, we must find the.. er... thinngie!
All the other Omi's: (scratching heads) Ooh yes, we must find, we have to find the thingie!
All the other Omi's: (scratching heads) Ooh yes, we must find, we have to find the thingie!
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Jack: Any idea where we're going?
Wuya: No, but I could always glide through the walls, and peek ahead.
Jack: N-not a good idea.
Wuya: Why? You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Wuya: No, but I could always glide through the walls, and peek ahead.
Jack: N-not a good idea.
Wuya: Why? You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
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Raimundo: Oh, what now?
Dojo: Gimme a sec, it's been fifteen hundred years! (thinks for a moment) I was standing over here and then he walked.. oh right! he pushed that block there!
Dojo: Gimme a sec, it's been fifteen hundred years! (thinks for a moment) I was standing over here and then he walked.. oh right! he pushed that block there!
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Kimiko: Then what?
Dojo: Then Master Dashi said 'Aah.'
Raimundo: As in 'ah, I understand?'
Dojo: No, it was more like-
Dojo: Then Master Dashi said 'Aah.'
Raimundo: As in 'ah, I understand?'
Dojo: No, it was more like-
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Dojo: Maybe I can be the dragon of...........FIRE!
Kimiko: Sorry, position's filled.
Dojo: Then how bout soot?
Raimundo: Soot? not impressive.
Dojo: And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!
Kimiko: Sorry, position's filled.
Dojo: Then how bout soot?
Raimundo: Soot? not impressive.
Dojo: And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!
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Jermaine: You're not from around here, are ya, Omi?Omi: No. I am from the Xiaolin Temple.Jermaine: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Right, sure. Uh, that's in Queens, right?
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Jack Spicer: Okay, got the Shen Gong Wu. Now, a little vaporizing of our enemies, and we'll call it a day.
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Raimundo: [Runs and picks up Omi, hugging him.] Gasp! You're alive! Don't you ever scare us like that again! We were so worried, like... [Notices everyone staring and drops Omi, slightly blushing.] What? I was worried.
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Omi: Name your challenge!
Jack Spicer: Basketball. One-on-one, ten minutes on the clock. My Jet Bootsu against your Mantis Flip Coin.
Omi: But...I do not know how to play this game of baskets and balls.
Jermaine: I do. Put me in the game.Clay: Who's this guy?Kimiko: No clue.
Jack Spicer: No, no way! I challenged you, Omi. Not this kid.
Jermaine: Are you afraid of gettin' whupped, little boy?
Raimundo: Hey, I like this guy.
Jack Spicer: Basketball. One-on-one, ten minutes on the clock. My Jet Bootsu against your Mantis Flip Coin.
Omi: But...I do not know how to play this game of baskets and balls.
Jermaine: I do. Put me in the game.Clay: Who's this guy?Kimiko: No clue.
Jack Spicer: No, no way! I challenged you, Omi. Not this kid.
Jermaine: Are you afraid of gettin' whupped, little boy?
Raimundo: Hey, I like this guy.
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