Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes
Alex: You're going to throw away everything that we've been working so hard on to get back into the competition for some girl that you barely even know.
Justin: I know her.
Alex: Good, 'cause I have no idea who you are.
Justin: I know her.
Alex: Good, 'cause I have no idea who you are.
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Alex: You know what you guys need? An inspirational speech. [stands up on a chair] Okay, we can succeed without Justin. If we believe in each other, we can accomplish anything we set our minds to. So I say, fellow delinquents, we can do it, I think.
Alex and the class: We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think!
Alex: Yeah! I think.
Alex and the class: We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think!
Alex: Yeah! I think.
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Felix: Yes! We did it! You're my new Mr. Justin but pretty.
Alex: Aww. [blushes and hides her face behind the paper]
Alex: Aww. [blushes and hides her face behind the paper]
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Alex: [casts a spell] This that, copycat. [casts spell on Rosie then put her wand in her boot]
Rosie: [puts her wand in her boot]
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Did it work? Yep, it worked. It's probably better if we don't talk while we're in there. [flips her hair then goes into the lair with Rosie following]
Justin: Rosie? What are you doing here?
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Justin relax. Everything's fine. Just go with it.
Justin: [whispers] That was so weird.
Rosie: [puts her wand in her boot]
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Did it work? Yep, it worked. It's probably better if we don't talk while we're in there. [flips her hair then goes into the lair with Rosie following]
Justin: Rosie? What are you doing here?
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Justin relax. Everything's fine. Just go with it.
Justin: [whispers] That was so weird.
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Alex: [takes off her robe]
Rosie: [takes off her robe and reveals wings from her back]
Justin: [whispers] She's an angel.
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Oh my gosh, she's an angel.
Rosie: [takes off her robe and reveals wings from her back]
Justin: [whispers] She's an angel.
Alex: [same time with Rosie] Oh my gosh, she's an angel.
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Felix: Plus, he's dating an angel. It's like dating a supermodel with wings.
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Justin: Could this date get any worse?
Alex: [speaking loudly on her cellphone] Can you hear me Harper? Yes. No I'm on the terrace now.
Harper: Put down the phone. I can hear better when you yell.
Alex: [takes some food from a plate and walks to the balcony] Ah! Ah! [spits the food out] Ow! That's hot. What was that.
Harper: [below on the ground] Ow! That's hot! What was that?
Alex: [speaking loudly on her cellphone] Can you hear me Harper? Yes. No I'm on the terrace now.
Harper: Put down the phone. I can hear better when you yell.
Alex: [takes some food from a plate and walks to the balcony] Ah! Ah! [spits the food out] Ow! That's hot. What was that.
Harper: [below on the ground] Ow! That's hot! What was that?
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Cedric: All angels can play the harp and sing. [gives a harp to Alex]
Alex: [turns to Harper] Well here, you're Harper. [gives the harp to Harper]
Alex: [turns to Harper] Well here, you're Harper. [gives the harp to Harper]
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Justin: She was my second chance at love and now she's gone. [takes off the fake wings and leaves]
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Teresa: [after hanging up the phone] That was Mr. Laritate. He wants to know when Max is returning to school.
Jerry: How are we gonna send Max back to school when he's still "Maxine?" Does he really need to go?
Maxine: [talking to a customer] Okay one BLT coming up. [turns to his mom] Hey Mom, how do you spell BLT?
Teresa: [looks at Jerry incredulously]
Jerry: ...Yeah, he needs to go to school.
Jerry: How are we gonna send Max back to school when he's still "Maxine?" Does he really need to go?
Maxine: [talking to a customer] Okay one BLT coming up. [turns to his mom] Hey Mom, how do you spell BLT?
Teresa: [looks at Jerry incredulously]
Jerry: ...Yeah, he needs to go to school.
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Alex: Huh. It's kinda bright. Not very subtle for a hidden location.
Tina: You couldn't find it.
Alex: It was a good point.
Tina: Yeah. But we have to hurry because the light attracts moths so squint and run.
Alex: No, I don't run. [puts on sunglasses]
Tina: [runs into the entrance while Alex walks inside]
Tina: You couldn't find it.
Alex: It was a good point.
Tina: Yeah. But we have to hurry because the light attracts moths so squint and run.
Alex: No, I don't run. [puts on sunglasses]
Tina: [runs into the entrance while Alex walks inside]
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Alex: You're not going to give up are you?
Tina: [shakes her head]
Alex: I like you.
Tina: I like you too.
Alex: Hmm. That's unnecessary.
Tina: [shakes her head]
Alex: I like you.
Tina: I like you too.
Alex: Hmm. That's unnecessary.
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Alex: So why don't you get back to flapping those grungy looking wings right back to- [turns to Tina] Where do angels of darkness live?
Tina: The Dark Realm.
Alex: [turns to Rosie] The Dark Realm!
Rosie: Fine if that's what Justin wants.
Justin: [turns to Alex then Rosie and hugs Rosie]
Alex: [opens her mouth in shock]
Tina: I don't think that's a good bye hug.
Tina: The Dark Realm.
Alex: [turns to Rosie] The Dark Realm!
Rosie: Fine if that's what Justin wants.
Justin: [turns to Alex then Rosie and hugs Rosie]
Alex: [opens her mouth in shock]
Tina: I don't think that's a good bye hug.
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Theresa: Harper, honey, we don't want to say that it's a bad idea, but it's just-
Jerry: No Theresa, I think we do want to say that's a bad idea.
Harper: What is so bad about a slumber party? It's what every girl dreams of. If they never experience one they go through life never knowing the joys of friendship cemented with all that giggling, secrets, popcorn, singing, texting, movies, games, pillow fights and-
Theresa: Harper! You never had a slumber party, had you?
Harper: How'd you know?
Jerry: No Theresa, I think we do want to say that's a bad idea.
Harper: What is so bad about a slumber party? It's what every girl dreams of. If they never experience one they go through life never knowing the joys of friendship cemented with all that giggling, secrets, popcorn, singing, texting, movies, games, pillow fights and-
Theresa: Harper! You never had a slumber party, had you?
Harper: How'd you know?
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Gorog: Enjoy your wings, fallen wizard. As we cast our shadow on Earth.
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Justin: I'm no longer a wizard. I'm an angel of darkness. [snaps his wand in half]
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Rosie: Alex! I need your help
Alex: Well, Whatever it is I don't have time. I have a slumber party to go to. This bag of angry badgers and 6 obnoxious little girls are about to have a screaming? contest!
Rosie: No, Alex. Alex, your brother has been held by Gorog.
Alex: Go- shh, shh [makes the badges go quiet]. Gorog? That sounds like a boost you put in your smoothie; excuse me I'll have the strawberry dazzle with vitamin C and a shot of Gorog. I am funny.
Rosie: No, Alex. Gorog is the leader of the angels of darkness. He's going to destroy your brother.
Alex: Then why did you bring Justin to him?
Rosie: Because I didn't know that this was gonna happen, I was tricked too, Alex.
Alex: (laughs) Oh you have to do so much better than that if you want to outlie a liar.
Rosie: No, Alex, I'm telling the truth. I promise please! This was all Gorog's plan and I followed it but I never expected to fall in love with Justin.
Alex: Hold on, are... are you crying? I thought you were an angel of darkness. You're starting to sound good.
Rosie: Well... I guess that's what falling in love does to you. Alex, please there isn't much time, okay? Do the right thing for your brother. I know that there is still some good left in you.
Alex: No there isn't. [turns her head] Wait. Ugh! There is it. A little piece of good. Darn it! Here hold this. [gives Rosie the bag and leaves]
Rosie: [frightened] Alex!
Alex: Well, Whatever it is I don't have time. I have a slumber party to go to. This bag of angry badgers and 6 obnoxious little girls are about to have a screaming? contest!
Rosie: No, Alex. Alex, your brother has been held by Gorog.
Alex: Go- shh, shh [makes the badges go quiet]. Gorog? That sounds like a boost you put in your smoothie; excuse me I'll have the strawberry dazzle with vitamin C and a shot of Gorog. I am funny.
Rosie: No, Alex. Gorog is the leader of the angels of darkness. He's going to destroy your brother.
Alex: Then why did you bring Justin to him?
Rosie: Because I didn't know that this was gonna happen, I was tricked too, Alex.
Alex: (laughs) Oh you have to do so much better than that if you want to outlie a liar.
Rosie: No, Alex, I'm telling the truth. I promise please! This was all Gorog's plan and I followed it but I never expected to fall in love with Justin.
Alex: Hold on, are... are you crying? I thought you were an angel of darkness. You're starting to sound good.
Rosie: Well... I guess that's what falling in love does to you. Alex, please there isn't much time, okay? Do the right thing for your brother. I know that there is still some good left in you.
Alex: No there isn't. [turns her head] Wait. Ugh! There is it. A little piece of good. Darn it! Here hold this. [gives Rosie the bag and leaves]
Rosie: [frightened] Alex!
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Maxine: Hey, these are supposed to be ninth graders not one hundredth graders.
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Alex: You're a wizard. A good one and you know in your heart that you don't belong here.
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Gorog: [fighting for Alex's wand against Rosie then they both drop it]
Alex: What? My wand!
Alex: What? My wand!
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Justin: [looking and holding one of Rosie's feathers]
Alex: [enters the lair from the portal] Justin. What are you doing up? It's late.
Justin: I stayed up because I owed you something. [gives Alex her wand] Found it in Washington Square Park. A two headed dog had it. Pretty sure he didn't start out that way.
Alex: [laughs] Thank you. What about your wand?
Justin: [takes out his wand which is bonded together with duct tape] I, uh, will find a spell to fix it. And I owed you something else. [hugs Alex] Thank you for saving me.
Alex: It's for all the times you saved me when I wasn't good. And a couple of more times in the future so we're even.
Justin: No we're not. [sits next to Alex] You saved the world today.
Alex: You gave up a girl to protect it. Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this?
Justin: We're wizards. I don't think we have a choice. [nudges Alex]
Alex: [smiles and lays her head on Justin's shoulder]
Alex: [enters the lair from the portal] Justin. What are you doing up? It's late.
Justin: I stayed up because I owed you something. [gives Alex her wand] Found it in Washington Square Park. A two headed dog had it. Pretty sure he didn't start out that way.
Alex: [laughs] Thank you. What about your wand?
Justin: [takes out his wand which is bonded together with duct tape] I, uh, will find a spell to fix it. And I owed you something else. [hugs Alex] Thank you for saving me.
Alex: It's for all the times you saved me when I wasn't good. And a couple of more times in the future so we're even.
Justin: No we're not. [sits next to Alex] You saved the world today.
Alex: You gave up a girl to protect it. Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this?
Justin: We're wizards. I don't think we have a choice. [nudges Alex]
Alex: [smiles and lays her head on Justin's shoulder]
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Alex: [after walking out of the lair while holding the reversal potion] Max, drink this.
Maxine: [eyes the beaker] What is it?
Alex': Since when do you care what you drink?
Maxine: [shrugs and drinks some of the potion and nothing happens]
Alex: It didn't WORK!
Maxine: Was it "burp juice?" [burps] There, it worked.
Alex: [makes a "ha ha,you're so funny face"]
Maxine: [eyes the beaker] What is it?
Alex': Since when do you care what you drink?
Maxine: [shrugs and drinks some of the potion and nothing happens]
Alex: It didn't WORK!
Maxine: Was it "burp juice?" [burps] There, it worked.
Alex: [makes a "ha ha,you're so funny face"]
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Justin: [enters] Well they didn't change back, you must've left something out of the potion.
Alex: Oh I know whats missing from the potion...
Justin: What?
Alex: [angrily] A little SUPPORT here!
Alex: Oh I know whats missing from the potion...
Justin: What?
Alex: [angrily] A little SUPPORT here!
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Zeke: Hey, hey, don't tell her that I'm a wizard. She's seems like the kind of person who might take advantage of magic.
Justin: It's my sister you're talking about. And you are absolutely right.
Justin: It's my sister you're talking about. And you are absolutely right.
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Harper: I hope you're happy, Alex. I kept your secret. [leaves]
Justin: Is this as hilarious as you thought it would be?
Justin: Is this as hilarious as you thought it would be?
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