Will and Grace Quotes
Grace: Have another drink.
Will: Have another donut.
Grace: Fag!
Will: Hag!
Grace: Screw you.
Will: You wish.
Grace: You couldn't!
Will: Not because I'm gay. Because you're hideous.
Will: Have another donut.
Grace: Fag!
Will: Hag!
Grace: Screw you.
Will: You wish.
Grace: You couldn't!
Will: Not because I'm gay. Because you're hideous.
TV Show: Will and Grace
Leo: I want that old couple to be us. Ya know, I wanna be gross with you.
Grace: [crying] I can be gross. People tell me I'm gross all the time.
Grace: [crying] I can be gross. People tell me I'm gross all the time.
TV Show: Will and Grace
[Karen and Jack are talking to each other on the phone.]
Karen: Hey, Jackie.
Jack: Hey, Kare. What's the story, drunken whorey?
Karen: Well, we need to do something to get Will and Grace back together. Honey, it's been almost two years.
Jack: Well, why does it always fall on us to help those two?
Karen: I know, poodle. Ya know, sometimes it seems like our sole purpose in life is just to serve Will and Grace.
Jack: Right! It's like all people see when they look at us are the supporting players on the Will and Grace Show! So how to get Will and Grace in the same room...
Karen: Jackie, wait a minute. I just had an even better idea!
Jack: What!
Karen: Well, honey, I can't tell you over the phone!
Jack: Oh, of course. (they hang up their phones & the camera zooms out; they're in the same bathtub)
Karen: Hey, Jackie.
Jack: Hey, Kare. What's the story, drunken whorey?
Karen: Well, we need to do something to get Will and Grace back together. Honey, it's been almost two years.
Jack: Well, why does it always fall on us to help those two?
Karen: I know, poodle. Ya know, sometimes it seems like our sole purpose in life is just to serve Will and Grace.
Jack: Right! It's like all people see when they look at us are the supporting players on the Will and Grace Show! So how to get Will and Grace in the same room...
Karen: Jackie, wait a minute. I just had an even better idea!
Jack: What!
Karen: Well, honey, I can't tell you over the phone!
Jack: Oh, of course. (they hang up their phones & the camera zooms out; they're in the same bathtub)
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Karen: Honey, ya know what I love about our plan to pay off a nurse to direct Will and Grace to the hospital room of a total stranger in a full-body cast whose face is covered in bandages, each one of them thinking its one of us in that bed with our bones broken?
Jack: What?
Karen: The simplicity.
Jack: What?
Karen: The simplicity.
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[Referring to Will and Grace after a fight]
Karen: Do you find them exhausting?
Jack: I always have.
Karen: Do you find them exhausting?
Jack: I always have.
TV Show: Will and Grace