Top Chef Quotes

Michael Schwartz: [about Hung's crazy Smurf-inspired dish] What the fuck is that? That's some crazy shit.

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Sara: Esteban is this new hip and upcoming designer from Miami. A lot of fashionistas.. you know.. [holds up index finger] skinny.

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Hung: I love fashion. I like to wear clothes that fit me, not clothes that look like a box.

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Hung: I love eating, I grew up eating.

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CJ: If there was another Spice Girl, it would be Crepe Spice.

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Dale: Everyone loves a fried egg sandwich. And in my world, everything is breakfast.

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Anthony Bourdain: [about CJ's dish] They were cleaning Bob Marley's house and found this in the closet.

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Dale: I think right now, Casey's the one to beat...and it is killing Hung!

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Hung: [about the criteria for the Elimination Challenge] Score for me!

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Dale: Where's Casey? Oh, there she is. I'm like, "Mom? MOM?"

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Dale: Before I started this competition, I had one of the top 20 restaurants in the country in my hands. It closed because the owner retired. And literally, I had my dream job. It slipped through my fingers, and I fell apart. Before the first Quickfire here, I hadn't cooked in a year and a half. I entered this competition to find myself again. I have been reborn. I have found my flavor. And I think today's Elimination challenge dish was a definite difference from what I have shown in this competition before. And now I'm a chef again.

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Hung: What the hell do cowboys and cowgirls eat?! Baked beans, baked beans, and baked beans?

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Dale: I really don't know that much about cowboys. I mean, I've slept with a few, but...[laughs]...that's about it.

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Brian: This is my "Honkey-Tonk-Whiskey-River-Drunken Elk Shank."

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Tom: You know, there's two...(Gail and Padma force his hand off his chin)...sorry.

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Tom: One of them is...(Gail and Padma force his hand off his chin again) You don't gotta hit me!

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Dale: [about Todd English, his assigned sous chef] I know you have more restaurants than you can count, but chop my garlic now.

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Dale: [to his lobsters] Hi, you guys!

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Rocco: [to Hung] Are you sweating in your food, by any chance?

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Hung: It's funny, because on one of Anthony Bourdain's blogs, he said that he would like to see a cook-off between you and I!
Rocco: I'll tell you what, here's what we're gonna do: we'll open a restaurant together. This way, Anthony will never know which one's the better cook.
Hung: Yeah. [They laugh]

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Casey: Why are these plates so small?!?

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Hung: For third course, I'm thinking, "What's more Asian than duck?" [laughs]

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Todd English: [about Hung's duck course] This is 3-star Michelin in my book.

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Casey: I did remind them over the break that I was kicking their ass for a while!

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Tom: Casey, you've been a fierce competitor this entire competition. Tonight's menu just never came together for you, but we know you're a great chef, and I know when I'm in Dallas where I can go to get a good meal. Dale, we are just so delighted that you found your inner chef. The culinary world is definitely stronger having you cooking in it. You put together a fabulous meal with great flavors, and you're cooking with a ton of confidence. Thank you. Hung, you've proven throughout this entire competition that you're a great technician, but in this challenge, you married it with passion. Again, you put together a fabulous meal, and we really enjoyed seeing you in the food. But as you know, there can only be one Top Chef.

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Dale: Beauty's only a light switch away.

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Andy Cohen: Who here thinks they have a shot at Fan Favorite?
[Hung raises his hand; he and everybody else laughs]
Tom: My friend, you have, no shot, I think!
Hung: [still laughing] Zero! Zero!
Tom: None! [laughs]

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Andy Cohen: [reading a viewer question] "I noticed that CJ seemed real excited when Padma woke him up. What's up with CJ and Padma?"
CJ: Well, it's not, like, how the dream normally goes, but the wakeup was fine! [everyone laughs]
Sandee: That was a challenge I definitely missed. [everyone laughs harder]

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Andy Cohen: On the other side of the coin, Casey, there's a rumor out there about the frightening implications of becoming close friends with you. Let's take a look.

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Howie: That was tough!
Ted: Yeah, you guys might want to scoot back a little bit.
Andy Cohen: Casey, are you the black widow of Top Chef 3?
Sandee: I was her roommate! [everyone laughs even harder] First kiss of death, right here! Thanks, Casey. Love ya, babe.

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