Teen Titans Quotes

Brother Blood: Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!

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Bumblebee: (approaching, holding up a CD-ROM) I lifted your blueprints from the HIVE mainframe, so Blood can't ever use 'em again.
Cyborg: (grabbing at it) Gimme that!
Bumblebee: Uh-uh. If you go down, I might need this to complete the mission.
Cyborg: Please. They're not just plans. They're me-everything I am. My body, my brain, my feelings-
Bumblebee: Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff...and a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.

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Robin: We need to get out of here!
Bumblebee: How?
Cyborg: The T-Ship's toast.
Beast Boy: Hello! (Points to his tongue)
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.

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Adonis: You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.
Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged.
Raven: Ooohh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him.

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Beast Boy: Real men don't eat tofu.

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Beast Boy: Well, it's almost noon. You should get some breakfast.
Robin: That... was my breakfast.

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[Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into Raven.]
Raven: Sorry.
Beast Boy: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry, and you're a jerk.
Beast Boy: Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast Boy: No - THIS is! (Changes into a yeti)

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Beast Boy: No. I wouldn't. I mean, we had a fight, but I would never-
Starfire: She was in your teeth.
Beast Boy: THAT'S A LIE!

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Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here; don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: Beast Dude?

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Robin: We're shutting you down, Johnny.
Raven: And your little dog too.
Beast Boy: Anybody got a giant, rolled up newspaper?

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Starfire: There was a party and we were not invited?
Robin: A party? More like a tornado.
Raven: A tornado with teeth.

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Beast Boy: Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?
Starfire: Um...yes?

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Raven: (Looking at the damaged curtains) So, did you and the curtains have some sort of argument?
Starfire: Uh... yes! Today is... Gorb-Gorb, the Tamaranian Festival of... Berating Drapery! STUPID CURTAINS!!!
(Starfire fires a blast from her eyes, obliterating the remaining curtains and everything behind them.)
Raven: Aliens.

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Robin: Starfire [Holds up a tiny piece of the sofa that has been eaten] Um....Where's the sofa?
Starfire: Uh...your Earthly ways are strange. [edging away] Please, what is this sofa of which you speak? [Giggles nervously] Bye!

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Cyborg: Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!

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Killer Moth: I must say, you took excellent care of M-Three-Nineteen. What have you been feeding him?

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Starfire: (Beckoning to Silkie) Here, Silkie, Silkie... here, my sweet little mutant.
Killer Moth: Um... here, Larva M-Three-Nineteen... come to... papa?
Starfire: [Sweetly] Oh, Siiiilkie, Starfire has a big hug for you!
Killer Moth: Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes, he did; yes, he did!

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Raven: Can we go home now? I need a shower in the worst way.

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Raven: (To Mumbo) Cute trick. Ready to see some real magic?

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Robin: (Reaching for Raven in a tornado) Raven!
Starfire: Robin!
Cyborg: Starfire!
Beast Boy: DUDES!!!

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Beast Boy: Why does that bunny sound like Raven...?
Raven: Because I am Raven.
Starfire: Oh! You look so cute!
Raven: (growls)

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Cyborg: Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!
Beast Boy: DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!

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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat; scratching behind ear with foot) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas. [Zoom in on her fur to show many fleas biting her. They all look like Mumbo]

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Starfire: [Reading a note from Beast Boy, who has turned into a stock ticket] "What... happened?"
Cyborg: [Gasping for breath] He made me do a jig.
Starfire: [Gasps in shock] That madman must be stopped! [Pauses; confused] Please, what is a jig?

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Beast Boy: (Turns into a phone & starts ringing)
Cyborg: Uh, Hello?
Beast Boy: Hello! What have you got to complain about? I'm a lamp! What's wrong with being an animal anyway, at least you guys have legs, I can't even move and do you have any idea how hot a light bulb ge-?!(Cyborg puts the phone back on the reciever before he can finish)
Cyborg: (to Robin and Starfire) Well,at least we finaly found a way to shut him up. (Beast Boy turns into a foghorn and knocks Cyborg into all of the tutus)

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Robin: Sorry, Star, I think I stepped on your foot.
Starfire: I believe it was my... tail...

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Starfire: I do not like being a cat in this hat!

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Mumbo: Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Raven: Because it isn't real - your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably hypnotized me to think I'm a rabbit, and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Mumbo: Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no.
Raven: As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your "powers" will be gone.
Mumbo: Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit! For real!

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Puppet Mumbo: (To Mumbo) Two minutes to showtime, Mr. Amazing... You're great, I love you.

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Beast Boy: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast Boy: I don't got it.

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