Teen Titans Quotes

Red X: Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one.

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Raven: (tries to blow Beast Boy's tail off her face) And now I smell like rhino-butt...

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Robin: You don't even care, do you? A lowlife maniac just got his hands on enough Xenothium to disintegrate the entire city, and it's your fault!
Red X: Don't you mean, 'our fault?'
Robin: At least I'm going to do something about it. And if you cared about anything other than yourself, you'd be helping!
Red X: Sorry, kid. Some guys don't like to play the hero.
Robin: (disgusted) I'll be back to take you to jail.

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Starfire: (to Chang) You are a bad man!

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Robin: I thought you didn't like to play the hero.
Red X: Doesn't mean I don't know how.

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Robin: (voiceover) There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him a hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not.

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Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Starfire: Hmm?
Beast Boy: Going somewhere?
Starfire: (passing them) I am leaving for Tamaran.
Raven: And you're taking all your stuff because...?
(Starfire stops packing and gives the foursome a tender, wistful smile)
Starfire: I am not ever coming back.
(All eyes pop)
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: WHAT?!
Robin: Starfire, what's wrong?
Starfire: Nothing is wrong. I am... (Worried pause, then big smile.) ...getting married.
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: WHAT?!
[Robin slides to the floor in shock]

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Mas Y Menos: (Mocking Speedy) Mírame! Soy Pelo Grande! A la orilla cede y adora mío pelo hermoso! ["Look at me! I'm Big-Hair! Relax at the edge and adore my handsome hair!"]

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Aqualad: If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!

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Bumblebee: Split up!
Mas Y Menos: (Hugging each other) No!!

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Robin: You're getting married?!
Starfire: Indeed! And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick home feeling lately and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends! First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!
Beast Boy: Um, am I the only one afraid of the pordkins?
Robin: You're getting married?!
Raven: Uh, yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
(Star looks up to the spaceship´s window and sees Robin on it)
Robin: You're getting married?! AND TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?!
(Notices that he´s out the ship in the Outer space and quicly "swims" back into the ship)
Starfire: Of course Robin, it is the way of my people.
Robin: But Starfire- (Gets interrupted when the T-ship is zapped)

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Galfor: Nooba gulshtik Koriand'r sol!
Starfire: Hesbad rutha Galfore kank! (Galfor yells and leans toward her as if he is attacking her and Starfire screams)
Robin: Titans! (They prepare to fight)
Starfire: (As Galfor tickles her) HAHAHAHAHA!
Cyborg: (To Robin) Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill.

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Beast Boy: I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?

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Robin: Come on! We getting out of here.
Starfire: Oh Robin... I am sorry. I cannot.
Robin: Starfire, you don't want to marry him.
Starfire: Marrying him will bring peace to my planet. It is good for everyone.
Robin: It's not good for you.
Starfire: Robin, if you cannot be happy for me, then perhaps you should not attend to my wedding...

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Starfire: Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran...
Galfor: You must do what is right... in your heart

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Cyborg: (After Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) How did you know you could do that?
Beast Boy: Lucky guess.

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Robin: (Pounding window, interrupting Starfire's marriage)STARFIRE!!

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Starfire: [After making her speech to the Tamarans] Let us now return to earth please. I am feeling the sick for my home, my real home. [blushes]
Beast Boy: [Sweating and clutching himself] Then lets hurry! I couldn't figure how to use the bathroom here!
Cyborg: We are not having any accidents in the T-ship! You hear me?!

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Beast Boy: I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!

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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.

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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you, let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!

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Gizmo: No... stinkin'... way! I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge, and there's nothing you can do to make me... (Raven's shadow is cast over him) I'll help.

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Cyborg: Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!

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Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

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Cyborg: (After recovering) Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!
Raven: That's a distinct possibility.

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Robin: We need to find Cyborg and bring him home before he hurts himself or somebody else.
Raven: Or an innocent street sign. [Points at Cyborg eating a 'Stop' street sign]

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[Starfire, Raven, and Robin confront Cyborg]
Starfire: You remember who we are, yes?
[Cyborg envisions them all as fried eggs]
Cyborg: [Crying] You're the nasty egg people who stole all my WAFFLES!! [throws the sign he is holding at them]

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Slade: How can you save a city, Robin, if you can't save yourself?

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Robin: [Robin grabs Starfire's arm] What happened?
Starfire: (Gasps) You are... hurting me.
Robin: Slade ran right by you! How could you let him get away?!
Starfire: [Crying] But, Robin, there was no one there.

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Slade: Brings back memories, doesn't it?
Robin: All I remember is how much I hated you!
Slade: What I remember is that you couldn't defeat me... at least, not all alone.

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