Teen Titans Quotes

Starfire: But must we keep [Robin] restrained?
Cyborg: He threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.
Beast Boy: Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! (sneezes)
Raven: We've gotta run some tests on him. Figure out what's going on.
Slade: Alone again, Robin? (Robin looks around and spots him) As long as I'm around, you're never alone.

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Raven: (Telepathically) Robin, we're here to help you.
Robin: Raven, what are you... you have to get out! Slade! He'll destroy you!
Raven: Robin. Your hurt. You're in danger. You have to trust me. Slade isn't here. He's not in the Tower.
Robin: No, he's here. He's real! I've seen him!
Raven: Then let me see him. Through your eyes. (She goes into Robin's mind; things are seen from his perspective) See, Robin - there's no one here. There never was... (Slade suddenly punches Robin)
Raven: (Is knocked to the floor)SLADE!!
Cyborg: You saw him?
Raven: I don't know if he's real or not. But he's real to Robin, and that's all that matters. The stress on his brain is destroying his body. Robin truly believes he's fighting Slade - and Slade is winning.

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Robin: (Weakly) Slade... stop...
Slade: No, Robin. I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.

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Beast Boy: Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?
Cyborg: Forget it BB! Leave her alone...
Raven: (Hurt) I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me.

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Raven: Can we go now?

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Beast Boy: Hey Raven! Um... it's like almost noon and you haven't come out of your room. So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night. (Hears giggling) Raven? Is everything... (She comes out.) Hi, um... you were... laughing. And I thought I heard... was there someone in there?
Raven: Just me, and a really good book.

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Starfire: Beast Boy has told us much about the Malchior and how he remains trapped within a book, but...
Raven: Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?
Beast Boy: Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room.
Raven: You look more like a rat to me. (Beast Boy is turned into a rat)
Beast Boy: She morphed me!

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Malchior: Is that what you want, Raven? To be alone?
Raven: (Weeping) No.

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Raven: He lied to me... he lied. And I gave him what he wanted...

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Raven: I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not.
Beast Boy: Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not.
[Raven hugs him]

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Cyborg: The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!

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Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?

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Mad Mod: The American Revolution was a hoax. The Declaration of Independence is a tissue of lies. There is no George Washington, and there never was. And from now on, they're not cookies - they're called biscuits! Say it with me... "biiisss-cuuuiitss". There, now. We'll have you unruly Yanks acting like proper Brits in time for tea.

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Cyborg: Hey! We've been Union-Jacked!

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Cyborg: (to Starfire) Make him laugh!
Starfire: (holding a hypnotized Beast Boy) uh... ooh! (makes farting sound with her armpit)
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha! (British accent) Smashing love! Jolly good laugh-- (eyes widen and screams) Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy! A Limey! A Brit!
Cyborg: Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
Beast Boy: (British accent) Right, then. Have at you!

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Cyborg: The sky looks like a giant British flag! The whole city's gone haywire!

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Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?!

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Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

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Beast Boy: What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!

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Cyborg: It may not look like it, but this is still America. So I say we vote.

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Mad Mod: And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as doomed as doomed can be!

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Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here... 'til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.

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Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

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Starfire: He said, "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." We have failed to learn from the history Mad Mod is attempting to rewrite. Your democracy is not merely about voting. It is about compromise. Out of many different people, you make one country. Out of many flawed ideas, you create one that works.
Cyborg: We don't need four different plans...
Raven: ...we just need one.

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Cyborg: Man, I bet even REAL British people don't like you.

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Starfire: (Inside Beast Boy as a blue whale) Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?

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Cyborg: Hey there, Bee. Haven't seen you since--
Bumblebee: Since you betrayed headmaster and ruined our school?
Cyborg: I was gonna say the Sadie Hawkins dance, but yeah, that, too.

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[Beast Boy as a whale, Spits out the titans out of his mouth]
Raven: Two words...."Breath mints".

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Cyborg: And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?
Bumblebee: There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.

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Starfire: I am hopeful we will not encounter more HIVE soldiers.
[Robin, Star, and Raven open and walk through the door and see more HIVE soldiers.]
Raven: You had to say something.

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