Sex and the City Quotes
Woman at party: Oh, what a beautiful wedding ring! Where's your husband?
Charlotte: Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. But it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.
Woman: Oh, okay. I have to... [to friend] Don't talk to her.
Charlotte: Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. But it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.
Woman: Oh, okay. I have to... [to friend] Don't talk to her.
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Charlotte: [talking about her vagina] I don't want to look. I think it's ugly.
Miranda: Well maybe, that's why it's depressed!
Miranda: Well maybe, that's why it's depressed!
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Carrie: [Carrie is fallen on the runway and she gets up] When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking.
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Samantha : Oh, who cares what you are! Just enjoy it.
Charlotte : No, I need to know where we're going.
Carrie : Yes, we'd like to know where you're going as well, since evidently you'll be having sex there.
Charlotte : No, I need to know where we're going.
Carrie : Yes, we'd like to know where you're going as well, since evidently you'll be having sex there.
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Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.
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Miranda: [mocking Samantha's announcement that she is now a lesbian] Oh, I forgot to tell you - I'm a fire hydrant!
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Charlotte: TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!
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Charlotte : Your mother decorated this entire apartment, didn't she.
Trey : Of course! Mother does all our houses.
Charlotte : I should have known. The plaid, and the mallards...
Trey : You don't like them?
Charlotte : No! It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
Trey : Of course! Mother does all our houses.
Charlotte : I should have known. The plaid, and the mallards...
Trey : You don't like them?
Charlotte : No! It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
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Maria : You call this a relationship?
Samantha : Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, YES!
Samantha : Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, YES!
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Charlotte : I promise I won't become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.
Carrie : Good.
Samantha : [after Charlotte walks away] What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie : I don't know... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
Carrie : Good.
Samantha : [after Charlotte walks away] What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie : I don't know... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
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Carrie : How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda : I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie : Who is this guy?
Miranda : Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha : Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Carrie : Bingo!
Miranda : I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie : Who is this guy?
Miranda : Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha : Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Carrie : Bingo!
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Samantha : Fuck men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?
Carrie : Plant their bulbs? I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we?
Carrie : Plant their bulbs? I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we?
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Carrie : I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together—like chocolate and peanut butter.
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Samantha : I've lost my orgasm.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours fucking with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours fucking with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
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Charlotte : Those flowers were supposed to say "We're so sorry, we love you," not "You're dead, let's disco"!
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Trey : She's expecting us. If we miss the orchid show she'll be devastated.
Charlotte : Then I guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's.
Trey : People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything.
Charlotte : Then I guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's.
Trey : People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything.
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Carrie : The only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself...I'm in no mood for Bisquick!
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Miranda : Men — wait, let me rephrase that — some men...
Carrie : Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Carrie : Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
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Steve: [on getting a replacement ball that's still in clinical trials] He says it's perfectly safe.
Miranda: That's what they said about the Ford Pinto. Think about it Steve, you want a Pinto near your penis?
Miranda: That's what they said about the Ford Pinto. Think about it Steve, you want a Pinto near your penis?
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Charlotte: We are having Trey´s sperm tested
Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?
Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?
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Carrie: You're pregnant? Really?
Miranda: No, I just thought it would be a fun thing to say. Fuck!
Miranda: No, I just thought it would be a fun thing to say. Fuck!
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[before Miranda's abortion appointment]
Miranda: How long before I feel back to normal?
Carrie: You're going to have to ask them that.
Miranda: How long for you?
Carrie: [crosses fingers] Any day now.
Miranda: How long before I feel back to normal?
Carrie: You're going to have to ask them that.
Miranda: How long for you?
Carrie: [crosses fingers] Any day now.
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Charlotte : For something called a fling, it looks like a lot of work.
Bunny : That's what I used to tell Trey about you!
Bunny : That's what I used to tell Trey about you!
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Miranda: I don't know why they call it morning sickness, because it lasts all fucking day long. Unless it's M-O-U-R-N, as in "mourning the loss of your single life."
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Miranda : I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?
Carrie : If one more person asks me that today!
Carrie : If one more person asks me that today!
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Carrie : I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.
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Samantha[answering the phone] : Well, it's about fucking time! Get over here and do me!
Carrie : Is that your standard greeting now?
Carrie : Is that your standard greeting now?
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Charlotte : Aaah! It's gay porn!!
Miranda : What was your first clue?
Charlotte : You said we were watching an independent film! I brought biscotti!
Miranda : What was your first clue?
Charlotte : You said we were watching an independent film! I brought biscotti!
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Carrie : Ooh! I forgot about the washer and dryer! I've been dreaming about that my whole New York life!
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Miranda : It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.
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