MythBusters Quotes
[After Tory has returned from shaving with numerous cuts on his face]
Tory: [to Kari] Baby give us a kiss, you don't find me hot, like this?
Kari: You look like hell!
Tory: [to Kari] Baby give us a kiss, you don't find me hot, like this?
Kari: You look like hell!
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Kari: I promised my mom I wouldn't do anything dumb and unsafe again.
Tory: Looks like you didn't keep your promise.
Tory: Looks like you didn't keep your promise.
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[Kari dresses a dummy with a bra]
Jamie: Did she come with a bra?
Kari: We want it to be decent, this is a family show.
Jamie: Where did you get the bra? Did you give her yours?
Kari: No!
Jamie: Did she come with a bra?
Kari: We want it to be decent, this is a family show.
Jamie: Where did you get the bra? Did you give her yours?
Kari: No!
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Kari: Once again, I'm going to humiliate myself in front of a very large audience.
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Tory: [After breaking a swing set and falling to the ground.] I'm so glad we had the mats!
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Kari: Busted, but the rockets were spectacular.
Adam: Well, hopefully, that's our job... to strap rockets onto everything!
Adam: Well, hopefully, that's our job... to strap rockets onto everything!
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Adam: Well, that ought to silence most of our detractors on this one... but I expect we'll still get some complaints.
Jamie: Yeah, like you didn't use a cannon, or something...
Jamie: Yeah, like you didn't use a cannon, or something...
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Jamie's picked up enough ammunition to start a military coup.
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[Adam and Jamie are comparing the sizes of the .30-06 and .50 caliber bullets.]
Adam: (points to the .30-06 bullet) This kills you (points to the .50 bullet) this kills you and everyone else in the room.
Adam: (points to the .30-06 bullet) This kills you (points to the .50 bullet) this kills you and everyone else in the room.
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[Jamie prepares to fire the monster .50BMG into the pool.]
Adam: We should all get ready to break down and pack up... hopefully we'll be out of here before the pool completely drains!
Adam: We should all get ready to break down and pack up... hopefully we'll be out of here before the pool completely drains!
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[Jamie is looking at a .50BMG round.]
Jamie: It's smaller than my head... it's all right.
Jamie: It's smaller than my head... it's all right.
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[After Jamie fires a shotgun into a water tank, breaks the tank with the shot, and almost creates an electrocution risk in the workshop.]
Jamie: Well, it looks like we're not gonna be shooting any more guns off in the shop.
Jamie: Well, it looks like we're not gonna be shooting any more guns off in the shop.
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Adam: Shockingly [holds up an improvised sling they had just used]That didn't work! I-I can't imagine why...
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Adam: [holding up a bowling ball] Now this may look like one of the lost Seeing Stones from The Lord of the Rings, but it's actually an eight-pound bowling ball. What we're going to do is head out to some unsuspecting football field, rig up our unreasonably large slingshot to the goal posts, and probably embed this bowling ball somewhere in the next town.
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[looking up at the completed border slingshot]
Adam: I think what we've got here is a thing.
Jamie: Looks like a big-a** slingshot to me.
Adam: I think what we've got here is a thing.
Jamie: Looks like a big-a** slingshot to me.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): The Boom-Lift Catapult tossed him a respectable 90 feet... if you include the 60 feet of boom. In Raccoon Rocket, 10 lbs. of black powder blasted him 80 feet. And in the myth of the Ming Dynasty Astronaut... well, he just got burnt to a cinder. Come to think of it, Buster could do with a launch break.
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[Adam picks up the arm of Simulaide Suzy, broken off when hitting the tarmac]
Adam: Here, let me give you a hand.
Adam: Here, let me give you a hand.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): And while Jamie is hard at work rigging up the rig, Adam is busy fulfilling the "fooling-around" clause in his contract.
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[After Jamie tosses Simulaide Suzy into the slingshot yoke.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): When it comes to handling children, Jamie's old school.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): When it comes to handling children, Jamie's old school.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): With an array of test-firings planned, Adam paints the projectile to guard against lead poisoning. Because - that's bad.
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[The team has tested the effect of a 45 MPH crash with an unsecured hatchet in the back of a car.]
Adam: This is your head. [thumps box of ballistic gel with axe through it] This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?
Adam: This is your head. [thumps box of ballistic gel with axe through it] This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?
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Jamie: I'm sure that there is a speed where a bobble-head could be lethal, but I don't think 45 mph is that speed.
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