MythBusters Quotes
Grant: So, you named your guy there?
Tory: Yes.
Grant: What did you name him?
Tory: Pork-loin-io.
Kari: You did not.
Tory: He's an evil pig-man.
Tory: Yes.
Grant: What did you name him?
Tory: Pork-loin-io.
Kari: You did not.
Tory: He's an evil pig-man.
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[The force of the hook shooter causes both the hook and shooter to fire with great force—in opposite directions.]
Kari: Ah, the Newton's Laws! We forgot the Newton's Laws!
Kari: Ah, the Newton's Laws! We forgot the Newton's Laws!
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Tory: (regarding the hook shooter) That was that first time I ever felt any danger.
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Tory: Holy air cannon Grantman!
Grant: How long have you been waiting to unleash that one?
Tory: All day!
Grant: How long have you been waiting to unleash that one?
Tory: All day!
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): The water heater shot up so high, you could order a pizza while you wait.
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Adam: (stepping out of the house they built) Hi everyone! Welcome to the Mythbusters Clubhouse!
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Kari: [about the myth] This has Tory, written all over it!
Tory: Why am I always written all over it?
Tory: Why am I always written all over it?
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Kari: Are you ready to let go of the muffin top?
Grant: I am ready to let go of the muffin top.
Tory: But is the muffin top ready to let go of you?
Grant: I am ready to let go of the muffin top.
Tory: But is the muffin top ready to let go of you?
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Adam: Are you planning to be buried in something very similar to this?
Jamie: I'm not gonna get buried.
Adam: No?
Jamie: No!
Adam: Just get your ashes scattered into space or something?
Jamie: Mulch!
Adam: Mulch?!?
Jamie: Yeah!
Adam: You'll feed yourself into a wood chipper?!
Jamie: Yeah!
Adam: Ah!
Jamie: I'm not gonna get buried.
Adam: No?
Jamie: No!
Adam: Just get your ashes scattered into space or something?
Jamie: Mulch!
Adam: Mulch?!?
Jamie: Yeah!
Adam: You'll feed yourself into a wood chipper?!
Jamie: Yeah!
Adam: Ah!
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Tory: [Putting a 20-dollar bill in Buster's shirt pocket, in taxi] Keep the change.
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Rob Lee (US narrator): So, Buster... any last words?
Buster: Adam, I am your father....
Rob Lee: Oooh... interesting...
Buster: Adam, I am your father....
Rob Lee: Oooh... interesting...
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Jamie: Go ahead, tailgate, see if I care.
Jamie: The Batmobile can kiss my butt!
Jamie: The Batmobile can kiss my butt!
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Adam: The people at home want more! Right, guys? You want more? Okay, they want more, Jamie!
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): We need to stress that no fish have been or will be injured in filming this myth. They're mostly blown to pieces.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Sombreros, boots and bandoleers. A desperately clichéd battle looms between the tragically uncool, the undeniably hot... and these two idiots.
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Grant: [about the fact that he hasn't eaten this much spicy food] I hope that my head doesn't explode.
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[after the toothpaste failed to work]
Grant: Toothpaste stays in the bathroom - not on the dinner table!
Grant: Toothpaste stays in the bathroom - not on the dinner table!
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Adam: So, how are we going to get this mouse to those elephants over there?
Jamie: Slingshot!
Jamie: Slingshot!
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Rob Lee (US narrator): MacGyver and elephant dung... Must've missed that episode.
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Tory: [As Tory and Kari start to water down the sand] It's like watering a little Grant flower.
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Airplane simulator: Don't think.
Jamie: Why is it telling me not to think?
Airplane simulator: Don't think.
Jamie: Why is it telling me not to think?
Airplane simulator: Don't think.
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