Men Behaving Badly Quotes
Gary Strang: Bed? Beds are for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!
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Gary Strang: Let's face it Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.
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Dermot: See the graffiti in the gents has reached new heights of literacy.
Gary Strang: Oh yeah, whats it say?
Dermot: "West-Ham is a poof".
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George: Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.
Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.
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Tony: [Tony has been trying to tattoo himself with a darning needle] It was going to read "Deborah, I love you", but now I'm just going for "Deb".
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Tony: [trying to get Deborah to sleep with him, she is into astrology at the time] I must lie down here in conjunction with you...
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Tony: Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?
Gary Strang: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.
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Dorothy: Gary doesn't understand periods. He thinks they're something to do with the moon.
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Dorothy: You really are a yob aren't you Gary?
Gary Strang: On the contrary, I think I'm remarkably sensitive.
Dorothy: Oh, that must be why you refer to Luciano Pavarotti as "that fat git".
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Neville: [doing a crossword puzzle] Twelve across, five letters, god. That's got to be Jesus, right?
Tony: They're not the same thing, though, are they?
Neville: Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.
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