Married with Children Quotes
Al: Well, I guess there's nothing left to do now but pick out the dress you're going to wear when Dan Rather asks you why your son shot the President.
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Al: What was I thinking when I said "I do"? I'd already had sex with her; I didn't need that again.
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Al: What's for supper?
Peggy: Filthy pig!
Al: We had that last night.
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Al: Why do I suddenly feel I'm in the presence of great evil?
Bud: [on phone] Hi, Mom.
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Al: Why doesn't Willie Nelson hold a benefit for me? He could call it AlAid.
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Al: Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing.
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Neighbor: Hey Bundy. I had steak for dinner tonight, what did you have?
Al: If I'm lucky your wife.
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