Dudes Quotes

Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.

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Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

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Jesse: Look, dude. It's those two totally gay Nordic dudes at 10 o'clock!

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[Chester refuses to leave a strip club]
Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

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[first lines]
Jesse: What's up?
Chester: Animal Planet!
Jesse: Man, I just had the craziest dream.
Chester: About what?
Jesse: I don't remember [chuckles]

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