Glee Quotes
Kurt: I'm shaking and it's either from low blood sugar or rage. It was only a matter of time before Rachel tried to take over Glee club.
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Rachel: [Writes "Me" on the board] Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence I'd like to go around and ask everyone what songs you want me to perform at Sectionals.
Santana: You know what? Let me at her! Tu eres loca!
Santana: You know what? Let me at her! Tu eres loca!
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Mercedes: You'll forget all about it at bowling.
Kurt: I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.
Kurt: I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.
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Rachel: Did I just hear something about a new substitute? [slips and falls]
Puck: Yes! It works!
Rachel: [gets up and fixes herself] At least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.
Puck: Yes! It works!
Rachel: [gets up and fixes herself] At least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.
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Holly: [walks in the choir room and slides the buttered floor]
Artie: Oh what the hell?
Holly: Hola classe. Nothing says buenos días like a buttered floor.
Kurt: [walks in and slips]
Artie: Oh what the hell?
Holly: Hola classe. Nothing says buenos días like a buttered floor.
Kurt: [walks in and slips]
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Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, the goofy Quarterback,
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.
Mike: [nods]
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.
Mike: [nods]
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Kurt: Ms. Holiday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list sometimes makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
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Kurt: On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1...2...3!
Blaine and Kurt: [together] Marion Cotillard!
Blaine: [gushes] Oh my god, stop it!
Kurt: I know, I know. She's AMAZING!
Blaine: She's amazing!
Blaine and Kurt: [together] Marion Cotillard!
Blaine: [gushes] Oh my god, stop it!
Kurt: I know, I know. She's AMAZING!
Blaine: She's amazing!
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Kurt: Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...
Blaine: Gay, gay...
Kurt: Oh my god, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out! How'd that get there?
Blaine: That's so gay!
Blaine: Gay, gay...
Kurt: Oh my god, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out! How'd that get there?
Blaine: That's so gay!
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Mercedes: That's not what I'm talking about. [writes something on a board, stands on her chair and holds the board up that says "Tots"]
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Brittany: Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.
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Holly Holliday: Rachel.. you suck! Oh my God, you’re like a total drag! Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: (passes by)I have.
Puck: (passes by)I have.
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Sue Sylvester: It' broccoli. When I showed this to to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking I cut down a small tree where a small family of gummy bears lived.
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Holly: These kids feel special; they have a voice, and if we don't listen to it, they just tune us out.
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Holly Holliday: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri Schuester: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
Terri Schuester: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
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Holly Holliday: Cee-Lo, that's what I'm talking about!
Santana: What would you know about Cee-Lo? You’re like... 40.
Holly Holliday: Top 40, sweet cheeks. Hit it!
Santana: What would you know about Cee-Lo? You’re like... 40.
Holly Holliday: Top 40, sweet cheeks. Hit it!
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Will: Now, when I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel better
Artie: [Nodding] Gin and Juice
Will: No, Singin' in the Rain.
Artie: [Nodding] Gin and Juice
Will: No, Singin' in the Rain.
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Holly: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Hello, Ms. Holiday. I'd like you know that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks from your game of gansta rap musical chairs. I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.
Rachel: Hello, Ms. Holiday. I'd like you know that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks from your game of gansta rap musical chairs. I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.
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Kurt: I will take care of it from here. I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. I’m thinking of a russet and cognac theme. Those are colours, Finn. Fall wedding colors.
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Brittany: Pretty soon no one will bully us. Santa Claus can do anything and this year I asked for the Glee club to stop getting picked on.
Lauren: She's kidding, right?
Artie: Guys, this is serious. Listen up.
Lauren: She's kidding, right?
Artie: Guys, this is serious. Listen up.
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