Fruits Basket Quotes
Yuki: oh it says not to hold it in your hands or point it at people or buildings.
[Hatsuharu points bottle rocket at Kyo]
Kyo: HE'S POINTING IT AT ME!!
Hatsuharu: It's all right. I'm sure you can dodge it, Kyo. I believe in you.
Kyo: DON'T BELIEVE IN ME.
Hatsuharu: Just think of it as a dodge ball with rockets.
[Hatsuharu points bottle rocket at Kyo]
Kyo: HE'S POINTING IT AT ME!!
Hatsuharu: It's all right. I'm sure you can dodge it, Kyo. I believe in you.
Kyo: DON'T BELIEVE IN ME.
Hatsuharu: Just think of it as a dodge ball with rockets.
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Momiji: Stop, o mighty wind!!! I command you!!!
Kyo: YOU IDIOT! YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP IT???!!!
Kyo: YOU IDIOT! YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP IT???!!!
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[first lines]
Tohru Honda: Look at that beautiful sky! See you later mom, take care of the house while I'm gone okay? I'll be back.
Tohru Honda: Look at that beautiful sky! See you later mom, take care of the house while I'm gone okay? I'll be back.
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[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two]
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo Sohma: My shirt!
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo Sohma: My shirt!
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[watching Black Haru and Kyo fight]
Tohru Honda: Somehow, this has turned into an fighting anime.
Tohru Honda: Somehow, this has turned into an fighting anime.
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Shigure Sohma: I picked out the perfect outfit for Thoru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.
Hatsuharu Sohma: It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.
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Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
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Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
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Shigure Sohma: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
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Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
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Kyoko Honda: Thoru, Thoru. You've got a fever again. You don't have to push your self so hard. You don't have do things the way I did. You can just be your self, do things your own way, one step at a time. You'll get there, I promise. Just be your self, you'll be fine.
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.
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Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
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Shigure Sôma: [singing to himself as he prepares for Tohru's friends to come over] High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!
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Shigure Sôma: [singing] High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls!
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Shigure Sôma: Good morning, everyone!
Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off.
Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind. [notices Kisa]
Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man!
Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.
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Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki Sôma: [annoyed] Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki Sôma: I'll let you drown alone!
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Kyo Sôma: [angrily pointing at Yuki] Just like I'll beat you one of these days!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before!
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Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] I'm sorry.
Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat.
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Kyo Sôma: This year I'm gonna beat that damn mouse!
Yuki Sôma: Yeah, yeah, wouldn't that be nice!
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Hatori Sohma: If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.
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Hatsuharu Sohma: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you. [addressing the audience]
Hatsuharu Sohma: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home.
Kyo Sohma: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?
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Hatsuharu Sohma: You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girl's uniform? [Mokoto imagines Yuki in a girl's uniform]
Yuki Sohma: Haru, cut it out or I will cut you off.
Hatsuharu Sohma: Aw, have my words made you angry?
Mokoto: [still imaging] It's beautiful!
Yuki Sohma: Stop imagining me!
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Tohru Honda: [narrating] Hello, my name is Tohru Honda, I haven't always lived in a tent. Up until last May I lived with my mom, it was just the two of us. But then the accident... After I lost mom, I began secretly living here on my own. It's not exactly comfortable but it's alright. And it's what I have to do. It's like my motto says, never give up!
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Tohru Honda: Yuki, you like fall too, don't you?
Yuki Sohma: Sure, it's not too hot, not too cold.
Tohru Honda: Nope, it's just right. And Kyo?
Kyo Sohma: What the hell does it matter?
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Kyo Sohma: [busting through the ceiling] Yo! Time to pay the piper rat-boy. I'm here to collect!
Yuki Sohma: Funny, I would have thought he send someone bigger.
Kyo Sohma: That's right you better get your tough talk out of the way because I'm about to wipe that stupid smirk right off your face!
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Kyo Sohma: [while fighting Black Haru] I'm seriously going to murder you!
Yuki Sohma: [to Tohru] He's not serious.
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