Designing Women Quotes
[The ladies rush into Anthony's hotel room to tell him about their winnings and find him asleep with a showgirl.]
Carlene: I just can't believe you! I thought you were up here nursing a broken heart... but here you are hokey-pokeying with some showgirl!
Anthony: (looking over at the sleeping girl) Who the hell is that?
Mary Jo: Oh c'mon, Anthony! It's your little friend from the Follies Bergere!
Anthony: But how the hell did she get in my bed?!
B.J.: Boy... if you can pull that one off you're my first choice for this year's Academy Award.
Anthony: Look... I'm not kidding!! I don't have any idea how she got here! Oooh... my head.....
Bernice: You know, this girl is really a snoozer. I think that we should get her up and slap her around and make her tell us what happened.
Julia: Bernice. Please, You're not gonna slap anybody's face."
'Bernice: Well, Excuse me again, Miss Warbond. But I don't think you single handedly lead this wagon train to Las Vegas.
Carlene: I just can't believe you! I thought you were up here nursing a broken heart... but here you are hokey-pokeying with some showgirl!
Anthony: (looking over at the sleeping girl) Who the hell is that?
Mary Jo: Oh c'mon, Anthony! It's your little friend from the Follies Bergere!
Anthony: But how the hell did she get in my bed?!
B.J.: Boy... if you can pull that one off you're my first choice for this year's Academy Award.
Anthony: Look... I'm not kidding!! I don't have any idea how she got here! Oooh... my head.....
Bernice: You know, this girl is really a snoozer. I think that we should get her up and slap her around and make her tell us what happened.
Julia: Bernice. Please, You're not gonna slap anybody's face."
'Bernice: Well, Excuse me again, Miss Warbond. But I don't think you single handedly lead this wagon train to Las Vegas.
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Anthony: This is like some kind of a nightmare!
B.J.: Oh yeah, that's horrible. A beautiful, voluptuous showgirl comes into your hotel room, takes her clothes off, sleeps with you... I imagine you'll block it out, just like Vietnam.
B.J.: Oh yeah, that's horrible. A beautiful, voluptuous showgirl comes into your hotel room, takes her clothes off, sleeps with you... I imagine you'll block it out, just like Vietnam.
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[B.J. shows up for work depressed and with her head covered in a scarf.]
B.J.: In an impulsive moment of stupidity I've just made myself the victim of public humiliation and ruined my entire life.
Carlene: B.J., what did you do?!
Mary Jo: She's changed her hairdo.
B.J.: How'd you know?
Mary Jo: Because that's just the kind of thing that women do when they come up against a milestone event. They either sell their house or decide to become a therapist . . . or go completely crazy and change their hair. The scarf was a dead giveaway.
B.J.: Well, thank you, Mary Jo. I came in here feeling like I was stupid. Now I know it's worse . . . I'm a stupid cliche.
B.J.: In an impulsive moment of stupidity I've just made myself the victim of public humiliation and ruined my entire life.
Carlene: B.J., what did you do?!
Mary Jo: She's changed her hairdo.
B.J.: How'd you know?
Mary Jo: Because that's just the kind of thing that women do when they come up against a milestone event. They either sell their house or decide to become a therapist . . . or go completely crazy and change their hair. The scarf was a dead giveaway.
B.J.: Well, thank you, Mary Jo. I came in here feeling like I was stupid. Now I know it's worse . . . I'm a stupid cliche.
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Bernice: "Do you know what I really enjoy?"
Mrs. Beecham: "As if we'd care."
Bernice: "Stop right there sister, you can peck at the chickens, but don't mess with the mother hen."
Mrs. Beecham: "Do I have to listen to this barnyard babble from this silly-old goose?!"
Bernice: (Jumps up out of the sofa, and demands a challenge to Mrs. Beecham.) "That doe's it! Let's take this outside! Hold me back, I'm gonna knock her block off!"
Julia: (Restrains and calms Bernice down.) "Bernice, Bernice!"
Mrs. Beecham: "As if we'd care."
Bernice: "Stop right there sister, you can peck at the chickens, but don't mess with the mother hen."
Mrs. Beecham: "Do I have to listen to this barnyard babble from this silly-old goose?!"
Bernice: (Jumps up out of the sofa, and demands a challenge to Mrs. Beecham.) "That doe's it! Let's take this outside! Hold me back, I'm gonna knock her block off!"
Julia: (Restrains and calms Bernice down.) "Bernice, Bernice!"
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B.J: (In a seance trance.) "OOOOh OOOOh OOOOh. Somethin is happenin Mrs. Beecham! I can feel his presence. He's with us HMM! The next voice you hear, will be none other than your dead, dearly, deported Irwiiiinnn!
Mrs. Beecham: "Irwin, tell me what to do?
Mrs. Beecham: "Irwin, tell me what to do?
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Anthony: "Don't move, Stay right where you are!
Mrs. Beecham: "Yes Irwin! I will! I'll stay here forever!"
Mrs. Beecham: "Yes Irwin! I will! I'll stay here forever!"
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Mr. Kearney: "Well, Thank you so much for sharing that with me BJ. Ladies as of right now, You are all fired. Pleasure doing business with you."
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Anthony: "Fired? did-di-did he said "Fired"? No, wait a minute, he said Ladies, You are fired. Ladies!... Oh, I'm sorry y'all I didn't know what came over me. War is hell!"
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