Cowboy Bebop Quotes

Gren: You're the one aren't you? You're Spike? Julia was always talking about you. Your eyes are different colors, I see what she was talking about now.
Spike: How did you know her? Where was she?
Gren: Right on the corner bar stool. She would slip in when I wasn't looking and ask me to play the same song over again every time she came in. Strange lilting tune, and then she would smile. Ohh what a smile, so sad...... so beautiful.

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Ed: [while playing chess] Eenie, meenie, miney, moe...
Hex: This is either an idiot or a genius! I like this fellow...!

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Hippies: Peace to the entire galaxy and to my bank account! Love, love!

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Faye: Do you want to know something about my past that nobody else does?
Ein: [yawns]

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Faye: Why are you helping me?
Witney Hargas Matsumoto: The prince must protect his sleeping beauty.

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[Faye has just poured out her life story to the dog in front of the bathroom. Spike flushes the toilet and emerges from the bathroom stall, shocking Faye.]
Faye: [angry] How long were you in there listening, Spike?
Spike: Too long. Your story needs editing.

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Faye: [angry] I have to settle my debts with him. therefore I have the right to do to him whatever I want, as well as the right over his bounty.
Spike: [astounded] That's incredible. She just explained, in the clearest terms, a completely nonsensical argument.
Jet: That's what I said: Women don't work on reason.

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Ed: You're going out. Get souvenir.

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Ed: Bonsai, bok choy, wise guy, water boy. Lights shine bright in the old town tonight.

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Fad: We can't live on with our pretty little ideals.

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Younger Shaft brother: You do want to know why I drag an empty coffin around like this, don't you? It's because, I'm going to go home after putting your corpse inside... [Coffin is run over by truck]
Ed: Pieces... all in pieces!

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Ed: Foody, food, food do you have any? Yes you don't? No you do?

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Younger Shaft brother: My big bro ate a mushroom he bought from you and laughed and laughed, and twisted his intestines to death!
Domino Walker: Sounds like a happy way to die I'd say.

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Frog: Hey, mister. This here is the stairway to heaven. You know that, don't cha?
Spike: Obnoxious little frog.
Frog: Fine, what do I care? I warned you though!

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Jet: [Talking to his bonsai trees] So that's it? The secret to the universe is so simple! By the way, just who am I anyway?

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Spike: Most things get better when I kick them...

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Ed: Ahhh that's the wrong one.
Spike and Jet: Huh?
Ed: You got a VHS.
Spike and Jet: Huh?
Ed: It won't play beta.
Spike and Jet: Huuuh!?

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Younger Faye (on a tape): Well, knowing me, I'm sure I am troubling a lot of different people.

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Younger Faye (on a tape): And now a big cheer from my heart. Let's... go... me, alright! Do your best! Do your best! Don't lose me! Let's go, don't lose, don't lose me! Do your best! Do your best! Me, me, me! Don't lose, don't lose! Me, me, me! Go me!

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Miles: Hey, do people ever tell you you don't talk much?
Spike: Hey, do people ever tell you you talk too much?

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Doohan: Do you want to use the machine, or do you want the machine to use you?

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Doohan: You can still back out of this, you know.
Miles: Negative, Blue Sox fans never leave the game early.

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Spike: Whatever happens, happens.

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Jet: Cause really...there's nothing as pure and cruel as a child.

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Ed: Faye Faye, Smoke Smoke Faye Faye. Puff Puff, Faye Faye.

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Jet: They sure are disrepectful fellows.

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Faye: The more righteous a guy was in his youth, the more likely he's gonna fall for a young girl later in life.

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Faye: I wonder if she's a new girlfriend.
Spike: For that, she's rather young.
Ed: [sing-song] Hotdog bun, not too young.
Faye: Maybe she's the secret love child?
Spike: 'Fraid she's too young.
Ed: Oldy, moldy, history, mystery!

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Jet: I don't read the horoscope any more.

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Andy von de Oniyate: My beloved steed Onyx is no ordinary horse! At times, she sets my troubled mind at ease; at others she is my chess partner.
Spike: Horses don't play chess!

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