Boy Meets World Quotes
Eric: Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
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Animal Control Man: Is this really your pig?
Turner: No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.
Turner: No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.
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Shawn: Topanga, are you sweating?
Topanga: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Shawn: Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.
Topanga: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Shawn: Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.
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Janitor Bud: Okay... I didn't want to use this, Feeny, but what about that time I saved your life?
Feeny: Saved my life?
Janitor Bud: You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
Feeny: I thought you were napping!
Janitor Bud: Well... once I was down there...
Feeny: Saved my life?
Janitor Bud: You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
Feeny: I thought you were napping!
Janitor Bud: Well... once I was down there...
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Shawn: You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it’s stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.
Feeny: Sure, and it’s lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.
Feeny: Sure, and it’s lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.
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Cory: Eric, how could you plan the rave on the same day as Mom and Dad's anniversary?
Eric: Hey, you're lookin' at me like I'm inconsiderate. I had no idea when Mom and Dad's anniversary was, so there!
Eric: Hey, you're lookin' at me like I'm inconsiderate. I had no idea when Mom and Dad's anniversary was, so there!
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Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?
Cory: I was too busy absorbing to listen.
Feeny: Very good. Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.
Feeny: Dear Lord, he's right.
Shawn: It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.
Cory: I was too busy absorbing to listen.
Feeny: Very good. Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.
Feeny: Dear Lord, he's right.
Shawn: It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.
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Cory: Well, I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.
Topanga: How do you accidentally kiss someone?
Cory: Well, um...
Topanga: I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
Topanga: How do you accidentally kiss someone?
Cory: Well, um...
Topanga: I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
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Shawn: [to Feeny] You're asking us for money, aren't you?
Feeny: Yes, I've hit rock bottom.
Shawn: Welcome!
Feeny: Yes, I've hit rock bottom.
Shawn: Welcome!
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Cory: All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.
Shawn: We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?
Shawn: We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?
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Shawn: There wasn’t even any snow.
Cory: Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
Shawn: They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
Cory: The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Shawn: Oh, you mean that’s a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."
Cory: Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
Shawn: They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
Cory: The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Shawn: Oh, you mean that’s a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."
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Feeny: Mr. Matthews, interesting essay on Joan of Arc.
Eric: Thank you.
Feeny: But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.
Eric: It's a theory.
Feeny: It's an F.
Eric: Thank you.
Feeny: But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.
Eric: It's a theory.
Feeny: It's an F.
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Frankie: I walk alone in this world, except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
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Turner: You know those three little words that are very difficult to say to a woman unless you really mean them?
Shawn: "Is Father home?"
Turner: No! "I love you."
Shawn: Oh, well you're just real vulnerable right now.
Shawn: "Is Father home?"
Turner: No! "I love you."
Shawn: Oh, well you're just real vulnerable right now.
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Amy: Come on Morgan, let’s go watch TV.
Morgan: TV’s not funny. Cory’s life is funny.
Morgan: TV’s not funny. Cory’s life is funny.
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Cory: I'm going out into the blizzard with just one mitten. Godspeed to me!
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Susan: We have something to tell you.
Dana: [fretfully] Oh, no.
Shawn: [horrified] We're sisters!
Dana: [fretfully] Oh, no.
Shawn: [horrified] We're sisters!
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Eric: Just what you wanted. 20,000 words on the Civil War.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
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Feeny: Come along, Mr. Matthews! Don't dawdle!
Eric: I'm not dawdling. I'm just not wearing any underwear.
Eric: I'm not dawdling. I'm just not wearing any underwear.
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Feeny: I was cleaning out the attic and found a trunk that belonged to my great-aunt Fanny.
Eric: Fanny Feeny?
Feeny: Don't go there.
Eric: Fanny Feeny?
Feeny: Don't go there.
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Eric: So I said to myself, "Kyle - "
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
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Feeny: Well, Mr. Hunter! I see you do listen in class sometimes.
Shawn: Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.
Shawn: Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.
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