Boston Legal Quotes
Denny: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.
Alan: And that works?
Denny: With the hookers.
Alan: And that works?
Denny: With the hookers.
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Shirley: [to Denny] Did you tell Lori you liked chubby sex?
Denny: I meant it as a compliment!
Denny: I meant it as a compliment!
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Denny: Don't talk about the environment. It's too political and half the people are against you.
Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
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Denny: First of all, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the Army. And the camel never complained.
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Judge Resnick: Halloween is a secular holiday. More importantly, it's a silly holiday...I advise both parties to lighten up.
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Alan: We have no strategy for getting out. We, as a nation, are in denial. [Cassie] is in this courtroom, honoring one dead soldier. That's a start.
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Cassie: I don't want to have sex with you anymore. [pauses] So there we are.
Garrett: There we are.
Garrett: There we are.
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Alan: What are you thinking about? It's not a trick question.
Denny: Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment? Keep a thought to myself?
Alan: Ha, ha... You forgot what you were thinking.
Denny: Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment? Keep a thought to myself?
Alan: Ha, ha... You forgot what you were thinking.
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Sam Sawtell: We don't do hexes! [punches Bob Matthias in the mouth] We do throw punches, occasionally.
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Denny: I prefer to be alone. Please leave.
Alan: Why?
Denny: No reason.
Alan: If you were to guess at a reason?
Denny: If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
Alan: Ahh.
Alan: Why?
Denny: No reason.
Alan: If you were to guess at a reason?
Denny: If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
Alan: Ahh.
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Denny: Alan, I've loved you like a...
Alan: Sister?
Denny: We're Americans. And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.
Alan: Sister?
Denny: We're Americans. And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.
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Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?
Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.
Brad: It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.
Garrett: Yes, we're discussing that.
Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.
Brad: It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.
Garrett: Yes, we're discussing that.
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Brad: Do you know your briefcase is smoking?
Alan: This is the season, Brad. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.
Brad: This is a law firm.
Alan: Thank you for that.
Alan: This is the season, Brad. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.
Brad: This is a law firm.
Alan: Thank you for that.
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Denny: Hey kid, front and center. I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?
Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.
Denny: Because I like you, you don't have to lick them. Just dust them with your sleeve.
Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.
Denny: Because I like you, you don't have to lick them. Just dust them with your sleeve.
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Denny: It's fun being me. Is it fun being you?
Alan: Most of the time actually.
Denny: Then what else is there?
Alan: Indeed.
Alan: Most of the time actually.
Denny: Then what else is there?
Alan: Indeed.
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Alan: What would you do as mayor of Boston?
Denny: Oh, I don't know, attack Rhode Island. Small.
Denny: Oh, I don't know, attack Rhode Island. Small.
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Brad: You need to stand up and deliver this closing.
Alan: Will the clown be there?
Alan: Will the clown be there?
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