Beverly Hills, 90210 Quotes
Kelly: Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?
Brenda: How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!
Donna: What's that supposed to mean?
Kelly: That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!
Brenda: How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!
Donna: What's that supposed to mean?
Kelly: That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!
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Donna: You guys, come quick!
Jackie: What?
Donna: It's raining in the living room!
Jackie: What?
Donna: It's raining in the living room!
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Brenda: Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?
Donna: I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.
Kelly: Bungee jumping?
Donna: Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
Brenda: Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"
Donna: I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.
Kelly: Bungee jumping?
Donna: Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
Brenda: Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"
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Andrea: If 4 out of 10 marriages end in divorce, and Kelly's mom's been divorced 3 times and David's dad's been divorced once, then they've already beat the odds; between them both they've been divorced 4 times, this marriage is gonna last forever.
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Dylan: Got Kelly fooled. Be careful, Jake. She’s a young girl. Emotional. If she feels something, it’s permanent record. Trust me, it doesn’t feel good to have that messed with.
Jake: Kelly knows what’s up.
Dylan: Oh, you told her your life history.
Jake: Hey, don’t worry about Kelly. Okay, Dylan?
Jake: Kelly knows what’s up.
Dylan: Oh, you told her your life history.
Jake: Hey, don’t worry about Kelly. Okay, Dylan?
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Henry Thomas: See, no one's innocent, Walsh. All of us have been hurt.
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Donna: I can't go to Europe.
David: Why not?
Donna: [hands him her passport] Look at this!
David: What's wrong?
Donna: I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!
David: Why not?
Donna: [hands him her passport] Look at this!
David: What's wrong?
Donna: I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!
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Brenda: Can I say something? Can I please say something?
Jim: No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?
Brenda: No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!
Jim: No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?
Brenda: No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!
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Andrea: Everybody, you remember Jake Thurman, don't ya?
Kelly: Yeah!
Steve: You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.
Jake: Yeah.
Andrea: And what am I, chopped liver?
Steve: Yeah!
Kelly: Yeah!
Steve: You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.
Jake: Yeah.
Andrea: And what am I, chopped liver?
Steve: Yeah!
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Jackie: My water just broke.
David: [looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.
Kelly: You idiot, she's going into labor!
David: [looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.
Kelly: You idiot, she's going into labor!
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Steve: I bet Jake’s glad you’re staying in town.
Kelly: I don’t know. We might get together some time.
Dylan: Aww, Kelly ...
Kelly: Hey ... I might even get together with you.
Dylan: Really? I might just hold you to that.
Kelly: I don’t know. We might get together some time.
Dylan: Aww, Kelly ...
Kelly: Hey ... I might even get together with you.
Dylan: Really? I might just hold you to that.
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Kelly: They’re off in Paris having the time of their lives, and we’re stuck here ... miserable.
Dylan: To tell you the truth, I’m not that miserable.
Kelly: To tell you the truth, neither am I.
Dylan: To tell you the truth, I’m not that miserable.
Kelly: To tell you the truth, neither am I.
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Steve: [to Dylan and Kelly] Hey, come on, Lovebirds. Get off the rope!
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Kelly: [to Dylan] Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Kelly: I can’t just kiss a guy I’ve had a major crush on my whole life and pretend that it doesn’t mean anything. ... I just don’t know what.
Dylan: How bout, that we like each other?
Kelly: How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?
Dylan: I don’t think you mean that. [he kisses her]
Dylan: How bout, that we like each other?
Kelly: How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?
Dylan: I don’t think you mean that. [he kisses her]
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Kelly: So far, we kissed each other in your living room, in my cabana, and we got in the water today.
Dylan: So, what? You’re makin’ a list? [kisses her] There’s another one.
Kelly: You’re crazy.
Dylan: Eh, I’ve been accused of worse.
Dylan: So, what? You’re makin’ a list? [kisses her] There’s another one.
Kelly: You’re crazy.
Dylan: Eh, I’ve been accused of worse.
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Dylan: [to Kelly] In all the beaches in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
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Katie Destable: So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?
Brenda: Just Samantha Sanders' son.
Darla Hansen: Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?
Brenda: No, actually Steve's a really good guy.
Darla: He's not a snob?
Brenda: He's my brother's best friend.
Katie: Is he spoiled?
Brenda: No more than anyone else.
Jan Myler: Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.
Katie: So, what kind of car does he drive?
Brenda: He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?
Brenda: Just Samantha Sanders' son.
Darla Hansen: Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?
Brenda: No, actually Steve's a really good guy.
Darla: He's not a snob?
Brenda: He's my brother's best friend.
Katie: Is he spoiled?
Brenda: No more than anyone else.
Jan Myler: Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.
Katie: So, what kind of car does he drive?
Brenda: He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?
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Mr. Pitts: Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?
David: Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.
Mr. Pitts: Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?
Dr. Martin: Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.
Felice Martin: And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.
[David takes off earrings.]
Mr. Pitts: What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.
David: Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.
Mr. Pitts: Woah.
David: And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.
Mr. Pitts: Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?
Felice: Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.
David: Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.
Mr. Pitts: Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?
Dr. Martin: Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.
Felice Martin: And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.
[David takes off earrings.]
Mr. Pitts: What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.
David: Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.
Mr. Pitts: Woah.
David: And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.
Mr. Pitts: Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?
Felice: Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.
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Donna: Don't look now, but you're standing under the mistletoe!
Dylan: Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.
Dylan: Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.
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