Beverly Hills, 90210 Quotes

Brandon: [to Steve] Admit that you're a horse's ass.

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David: Say goodnight, Donna.
Donna: Goodnight, Donna.

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Christine: You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.
Brenda: And you're Julia Roberts, right?
Christine: Why not?
Brenda: Because she was a prostitute.

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Steve: Don't be a squeef.

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David: Do you wanna dance?
Cleopatra: No. [walks away.]
David: So I guess a night of hot monkey love is out of the question.

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Brandon: Well, well, welly-well, well.

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Dylan: Can I say something? I mean, I know the last thing you need right now is another guy telling you what to do or what to think.
Kelly: Go ahead, please.
Dylan: You're blaming yourself for leading that guy on, but I want you to know as a guy it doesn't matter how much of a magnet a girl turns on. A guy always has a choice of not making her do something she doesn't want to do.
Kelly: I didn't make that choice very easy, now did I?
Dylan: Yeah, you did. You said no.

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Emily: We'll just say we're another couple going as Brandon and Emily. Hey, just think how impressed they'll be with our masks.
Brandon: Well, I'm pretty impressed with your mask already.

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Steve: Hi. I'd like to exchange an egg.
Cashier: You want to exchange an egg. Do you have a receipt?
Steve: No. Do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?
Cashier: It's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.
Andrea: I think we're in the wrong place.
Steve: [To Andrea] No, no, this is all part of the deal, watch. [To cashier] I want to exchange an egg.
Andrea: Look, Steve, let's go.
Cashier: What's wrong with the egg?
Steve: Nothing!
Cashier: But you want another.
Steve: No, I don't want another egg, I want information!
Cashier: Look, I don't know what you kids are on, but I'm calling the police.
Steve: You know, I think we're in the wrong place.

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Steve: I was actually thinking of breaking down and asking Kelly to the dance. I think she deserves another chance.
Brandon: You're giving her another chance. Isn't she the one who broke up with you?
Steve: Yeah. But, I forgive her.

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Steve: Eat it.

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Steve: I punched out Chuckie Wilson today.
Samantha Sanders: Oh my God, well no wonder he's stalling on this deal, how could you do this to me?

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Cindy: I don't look too much like Madonna?
Brenda: Well, I don't know, it depends on what Madonna looks like this week.

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Brenda: The power to persuade someone to buy something they didn't even know they wanted in the first place, there's nothing like it in the world.

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Brenda: I'm sorry that everybody is put off by the idea of an independent woman trying to take an aggressive posture in pursuit of a specific goal.

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Brandon: Donna, gum is not food.

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Cindy: Time to face the day!
Brenda: Why?
Cindy: Don't you have work today?
Brenda: No comment.

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[After Brenda gets into a fender bender]
Brenda: Oh my God. Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening.
David: This isn't happening.

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Donna: Bren, don't be like that, you're a good driver!
[Brenda scoffs]
Donna: Well, you're improving.

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Brandon: I even called Ripley's, and they don't believe it either!

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Steve: Where you going?
Kelly: To bed.
Steve: Ok, if you insist, I'll join you.

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[Phone rings]
Brenda: Oh, if that's Kiefer Sutherland, tell him that I'm a little busy.
Brandon: [answering phone] Hello, Kiefer?

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Donna: [while watching the video for I Adore Mi Amor] It's the greatest video in the history of videos.

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[The guys are waiting for a stripper to show up; the doorbell rings.]
Steve: She's here, she's here!
Brandon: What do I do?
Dylan: Answer the door.
Brandon: What do I say?
Dylan: I hear "hello" is really popular.
[Brandon answers the door and sees Andrea.]
Brandon: Hel--lo.
Andrea: Brandon, hi! [laughs]
Brandon: Andrea, what are you doing here?
Steve: [to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?
Dylan: Nah...

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[Discussing what they will say to Color Me Badd.]
Donna: Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.
Kelly: Their favorite color is badd, of course!

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Bryan Abrams: I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.
Kelly: Oh. No, I couldn't, really.
Bryan Abrams: Aww, come on
Kelly: Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?
Bryan Abrams: Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.

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[While the guys are watching the stripper]
Steve: Hey, guys, you think a burger comes with that shake?

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Brenda: Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.
Kelly: And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?
Dylan: She hasn't asked them yet.
Kelly: Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?
Brenda: Kelly, they might say yes.
Kelly: Yeah, right.
Brenda: Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?
Kelly: Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.
Brenda: Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

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Dylan: We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.
Brenda: Do we have to?
Dylan: Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.
Brenda: Ooh, adios Mexico.

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Border Patrol Officer: Hey, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to get a legal guardian down here with your birth certificate; or failing that, they'll have to sign a sworn affidavit verifying you a citizen. Unless, maybe you're not an American citizen.
Brenda: Of course I am. It's just that if you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen.

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